My Little Mashup

I wuuuvvv you, My Little … Alien?! Meet Finnish artist Mari Kasurinen, whose Deviant Art gallery gives "My Little Pony" a gothic, pop-culture makeover.  Some ideas are naturals, like "My Little Princess Leia,"  batting her eyes at "My Little Stormtrooper."

Aren't you a little prosh for a stormtrooper?

Others call for a little mental adjustment, like "My Little Batman," to say nothing of "My Little Joker."

Kiss my Bat-butt, evildoers!

… but nothing can prepare your doomed soul for "My Little Cthulhu," a real labor of Lovecraft.

OMG F'TAGN!  SQUEEEEEEEE!

I love the way your So-Soft Submishe™ feels, Erica H.

[Elephant hurling sound]

Somewhere in a foreign land, a pink plastic elephant is hurling up some snoring mices.

Raalllllllgh! How nice. [Head tilt, mouth slightly open]

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Thanks for this picture of pure irony, Lillian S.!

P.S. And Turn to the Right! [Police Officer voice]

I suggest smokin’ some Humboldt Gold County before watching this

Serious. Toke on up. It’s the only way to deal.

Tracie P., I don’t even know what she ended up making in the end. I just liked watching the paws, Man.

Bear à porter

Perez Hilton is reportin’ that Steiff Bears are planning on doing their best Karl Lagerfeld impersonations soon. RIGHTEOUS!

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According to HighSnobiety, the Karl Lagerfeld Teddy Bear will be released in September at Neiman Marcus in New York and will go for around 1400 USD apiece.

Excellent find, Chief Sister Ossifer!

Betcha Can’t Eat EVEN One!

Here’s how our good friends, the Japanese, manage to stay fit and trim so that they can continue to hand our Cheetos-enhanced behinds to us in the cuteness department: Food so adorable you don’t want to eat it.  Go ahead — you order a plate of this stuff and see if you aren’t still staring at it three hours later.

Ah, this takes me back to the first time *I* woke up in a Dumpster.

Hey baby, how YOU doin'?Mister Ranger won't like it if you eat me, Yogi...

Top: Princess Leia?Bottom: Donald Trump?

Cow-men Moo-randa! (forgive me)Aye yam zee peenk poo-dell of zee loff, non?

Omygawd, this is, like, the most awesomest sleepover EVER and stuff!

It's Bullseye, the Wonder Snack!PTHHPTHTHHPHTTHHTT!

I think we've located the trouble with your guitar, sir...GRR! I'm a scary tiger! You're MY lunch! GRRRR!

NOTE: Does not contain actual crab.NOTE: Does not contain actual boy.

Mmmmmm ... crunchy frog!Hello Tasty!

Sweeeeeet Aaaaa-dooooo-liiiiinnnee...

Bon appétit, Paulina J.

Your Throne Awaits, O Queen of Cuteness

As the Puppy Philharmonic Orchestra plays the Cutania national anthem, and a thousand dancing kitties scatter rose petals across your path, loyal Red Panda slaves carry you to the throne room, where members of the 91st Teddy Bear Brigade have assembled for your comfort…

... and then you wake up, and it's Monday.  Sigh ...

Taken at the 2007 California State Fair.

For Sale on EBAY: Vintage Glasses ~ MUST SEE!

FOR SALE, BY ORIGINAL OWNER

THANKS FOR LOOKING!

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BID NOW

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Still not convinced? Look how great these specs look with a moist nosicle.

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Freddie B., I bid…. ONE MEELLION DOLLARS!

‘Tiddy’ Bear? Sign me UP

This is beyond redonk, People. Alert viewer Matthew McCurtisons found this one. Introducing a product you don’t need with a ridiculous name! Total overload.

I’m ordering two faster than you can say ‘shoulder strap ap ap ap ap ap’

The Cute Overload Calendar is HERE!

Your wait is OVER.

The Cute Overload calendar is here. Order your copy TODAY!

CHECK IT OUT! only $12.99 at Amazon. Swears!

Just what can you expect on your desk with this little Slice of Heaven? Just the hilariousness and proshness you’ve come to expect from Cute Overload, only in daily, tear-offable, print form:

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Yay! Goes great with Gerbera daisies and Red Pandas on your desk. Pencil and/or doing actual work is optional.

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Look how easy it is to change the day! [Ffffffftttt]

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Here’s what some of the pages look like—check it! [wiki wiki wiki! hand on turntables]

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Shuh-zaaam! Look at these helpful tips!

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Yes, yes! To answer your questions—all your favorite posts are in there…

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Who would love this more than your favorite back-to-school student!? Think of the ridiculous wall art you could make from the torn off sheets just in time for Burning Man! In conclusion, you must have eet.

Available at Amazon.com and other fine online establishmints.

Check it out!

Oh, This Is Just SO Wrong…

All right, people, do the math with me:  (Ultra-prosh fuzzy pupper-puff) PLUS (Cuddly infant version of beloved cartoon character) TIMES (Vaguely suggestive naughty pose) EQUALS ZOMG THINK OF TEH CHILDRENS ITS TEH END WERE ALL DOOOOOMED WE GONNA BURN IN H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEYSTICKS AARRRRGGHH (froth, froth, thud)

... then I don't wanna be right, bay-bay.

Gee, thanks for collapsing Western civilization, Betsy. There go my plans for the weekend.

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