You can still order for Christmas delivery!

CHECK IT OUT! only $10.39 at Amazon*. Swears! Also available in stores wherever calendars are sold! They’re at those seasonal vendor carts in the mall, even.

Don’t miss out on giving the hilariousness and proshness you’ve come to expect from Cute Overload, only in daily, tear-offable, print form:

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Yay! Goes great with Gerbera daisies and Red Pandas on your desk. Pencil and/or doing actual work is optional.

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Look how easy it is to change the day! [Ffffffftttt]

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Here’s what some of the pages look like—check it! [wiki wiki wiki! hand on turntables]

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Shuh-zaaam! Look at these helpful tips!

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Yes, yes! To answer your questions—all your favorite posts are in there…

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Available wherever calendars are sold. Yes, everywhere.

Check it out!

[*Updated 12/20 - Ed.]

Desktop Baroo Owl! RLY!

Lert cuteporter April S. alerted us of this prosh new product over at ThinkGeek. Your very own Baroo!? owl. Comes in many flav-o-flavs, including brown and peenk.

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IN ACT-SHONS:

I *think* the Japanese are kicking our asses again?

But I can’t understand what this little edamame bean is saying, so I can’t be sure.

Help a sister out with the translayshe?

Domo arigato Sam L.! [head bow]

THIS JUST IN: Bun-flavored earringks

TWO SCOOPS OF VANILLA FLAVR! (As seen over at Ku-ki Shop)

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you must get thees as a stockingk stuffère, Sherilyn F.

I dare you to take this to Starbucks

See if you can get your free cup of coffee. GO ON TRY IT!!! [pushing you forward]

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Print it out on a blank sticker sheet and GO!!!

Trick or Wokka?

In response to a request that we end October on a Halloween note, here’s the cutest entry from a slideshow of top tech-o-lanterns from Network World.  Wokka wokka!

And if anyone knows how to gobble up treats, it's this guy.

Original gourdwork by Windell and Lenore of EvilMadScientist Labs.  Check out their stock-tick-o-lantern too!

… and where the hell is that stewardess with my bamboo?!

"As soon as we land, check on my takeover offer for Panda Express, then move the board meeting to 2 PM and move my Tai Chi class to noon.  And get me two tickets for the Bears game tonight."

Now close the shade; 'Kung-Fu Panda' is on.

At least somebody’s making deals in this bear market, Elizabeth L.

InDognito

Well, what doooo we have here? Fabu pup costumes just in time for Halloween? Not exactly. It’s Indognito a book of fabulous canine portraits by Karen Ngo that just hit the bookstores!

First there’s: "Yes Master!" [Say in Barbara Eden voice]

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Followed closely by the "Chihuahuas of Oz":

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Here’s a page on a "well-disguised Doberman":

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And finally; "The Sleepover…":

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The fine work of Karen Ngo was suggested by Moira M.

Wokka wokka wokka? Wokka!

Wokka wokka, wokka wokka wokka.  Wokka, wokka wokka — wokka wokka!  Wokka wokka:

1/2 cup. wokka wokka
4 wokka Wokka Wokka, wokka
3 tsp. wokka wokka

Wokka: Wokka wokka wokka; wokka wokka.  Wokka, wokka wokka.  Wokka wokka wokka wokka, wokka, wokka.  Wokka wokka wokka, wokka wokka!

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BEE-ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo — werp-werp!

The Japanese taunt us AGAIN!

The Japanese, who have dangerously high levels of CUTE DNA running in their, um, veins, have DONE IT AGAIN!

This time, with the simple matchbook.

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OR IS IT SIMPLE? One look at the "Panda" matches proves we Amerricans have a LONG way to go. Carrying honey pots.

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