New Balance™, The Choice Of Gerbils Everywhere

[Used to be a Nike™ guy, but these come in "Extra Wide" sizes, which means I got more room to move around. I wish the Hoomin had used Odor Eaters, though.]

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From Happy Gerbil Moriah P.

New! From C.O.-Tel! Kitteh Inna Pocket!™

EVER been stuck without a kitteh? You NEED one and you NEED one NOW. Where to turn? Where to go?

WHAT? TO? DO?

Announcing Kitteh Inna Pocket™, NEW NEW NEW from C.O.-Tel! These top-quality fleece PJ’s come complete with their own Pocket-Sized Kitteh! And if you act now, we’ll ALSO throw in a copy (or two) of the 2011 Cute Overload Calendar leftover in the basement perfect for note-taking since it’s now three years old!

ORDER NOW! Operators are taking their lunch break standing by!

From Lisa J. as seen on Love Meow.

Kittehs, Doughnuts, And Pancakes. (Obvious Combination, No?)

It is an obvious combo if you’re in the Land Of The Rising Sun Smack You In Your Face QTE, aka Japan. Found these photos on Rocketnews 24 (of course,) and according to their story, “A Japanese housewife named Caroline Ingalls [Like Little House. -Ed.] creates these annually on Cat’s Day (22 February in Japan.) She started off with making cat shaped nerikiri, a traditional Japanese sweet made by mixing shiro-an (sweetened white bean paste) with gyuhi (made of glutinous rice, similar to mochi but softer,) then tinted and sculpted into various shapes and styles. The best (or worst) part is, those cats aren’t just decorations, they’re completely edible!”

Thanks for the swell reporting RN24! (And that’s all well and good, but can she overnight a batch of ‘em to California?)

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WE’RE GOING TO VEGAS!

“Mom? Dad? This is Charmaine — say hi, sweetie — she’s a dancer at Leglovers Gentlemen’s Club, she likes fine dining and walks on the beach, and… she’s my blushing bride-to-be!

Curses, Foiled Again

Villain cats, “YOU MUST PAY THE RENT.”

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Dainty family in distress, “But we can’t pay the rent!”

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Ding-dong! Rent Lady calling! You must pay the rent!

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Yeahhh, if you could just pay the rent, that would be greeeaaat.

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I’ll get you my kitty, and your rent, too!

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“I’ll pay the rent!”, said dramatic penguin dramatically, “Put it on my bill.”
Yay! Our hero.

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Rocket News has the “real” story. Cute beady eye factor by Sylvanian Families AKA Calico Critters.

THIS One Is A Real Head Scratcher

I don’t think the manufacturer of this item meant for it to be used this way. The Puppeh doesn’t seem to mind, though.

Tea for Two (Hours)

Dame Lucretia Crump-Pinnet never rushed through her classic high tea, insisting that everything be done at a slow, regal pace. This was evident even in her choice of tea cozy:

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Via Knitting Is Awesome.

Today’s Special: Corgi in a Blanket

Start your day with an omelet, rice, ham and adorableness, with a side of sausage.

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Via RocketNews24.

Who Wants Pawcakes?

From Japan via RocketNews24 comes this step-by-step tutorial in making these cat-paw pancakes, with soy milk, chocolate syrup, and rum (yum!).

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And the best part is… they’re made from scratch! (snert-chortle-guffaw)

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Got Kleenex?

[This is the Budweiser SB commercial. Go get one -before- viewing this clip. Then come back and hit 'Play.' -Ed]

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