I Wanna Ride in the Shopping Cart!

Ooh, and I want that cereal with the big rainbow on the box, and three cans of Spaghetti-O’s, and oooohTheCandyAisleTheCandyAisle! um, I want Jolly Ranchers, and Reese’s Pieces, and a bag of whatever those red things are… Wow, I’m so excited I need to chew on the cart for a while, om nom nom nom…


From Flickr user Mohd Khomaini Bin Mohd Sidik in Malaysia comes the story: “My uncle has a baby monkey. Unfortunately, the mother to this monkey has passed away when giving birth to him. So, the responsibility of mother is passed to my uncle. My uncle is the one giving milk, food, and the most important thing is the love of a mother. This little monkey is really really cute. He can easily easily fit in a basket on the motorcycle!”

I Admit It, I Took The Last Banana.

This little Wild Man Of Borneo is totally nailed and he knows it. Still bet he skates, though.

You can learn more ’bout these wonderful friends here.

Ook-ook, Ladies

May I buy you gorgeous creatures a round of banana daiquiris? Because you’re definitely the most a-peel-ing things here tonight, heh-heh…


This pic was taken by a game camera in Borneo and shared on the Houston Zoo’s Twitter feed. Mr-r-r-r-owr!

Reluctant Thumbs Up

I’m not sure I like the cut of your jib, but that was pretty awesome. I guess.


Everybody’s a critic, Happy Jack.

Pupanzee

This is all the backstory we have on this one, courtesy Reddit user dmonnens: “After a mother chimpanzee who lived in a zoo died, one of the zoo’s employees took the baby chimp home to care for it. It never crossed his mind that his dog, who had recently given birth, would adopt the chimp and raise it with her pups.”




More cuteness here.

Lemur Loaf

Here’s a startling summer dessert that’ll run rings around your everyday Jell-O mold. Simply pack a dozen lemurs into a novelty cake pan, chill overnight, and voila! — Lemur Loaf!


“How are they all stuck together? Velcro? What?” wonders Brinke G. (via Pixdaus)

Start Your Day With Cup-O-Monkey

Wake up to the smooth proshness of Cup-O-Monkey™. Three adorable varieties: Marmoset, Tamarin, and Capuchin-o. Now caffeine-free (because quite frankly they’re jumpy enough to start with).

An Important Safety Reminder from the Chimpopolis Municipal Zoo

The Human Habitat is a delicate reproduction of a real human ecosystem, from the days when humans inexplicably ruled Chimp Earth. While humans may seem docile and playful, they can become moody and enraged, especially after listening to talk radio. For your safety, do not taunt the humans or bang on the glass. Thank you.

T.G.I.F.

Thank God It’s ‘Fro-day.


Thank God It’s Fuzzy-blankie-day!


Thank God It’s Flirty-day.


Thank God it’s Feeding-time-day!

“Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom”

“That is some good pineapple ohmahgod.”

“That’s a really big lens.”

Thank God It’s Funky-monkey-day, Johanna Siegman Photography via Ben & Tam’s Travel Blog and their foster baby spider monkey (not a pet.).

No Way! Way.

Peeps! Is this for realios? Or for playzies?


What in the world, Chief Sister Officer? Sorry NOMTOM, we don’t have a “creepy” tag.

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