I want to hold your (tiny) hand

Mama and Bebeh Orang.

Prosh Central.™


Fly like a White Eagle.

Friday Haiku: Spas

The final frontier

Where no monk has gone before

Say. it. like. Shatner.


It’s nice to be kneaded, comik book guy.

The Latest in Desk Accessories

The makers who brought you Keyboard Kat and Pocket Protector Pet, now introduce their latest accessory: Desk Dik Dik.

Just think, you could be the proud owner of your very own desktop anipal! These little darlings are a mere fifteen to sixteen inches fully grown and love to whistle. (Whistle not guaranteed.)

Plus, it’s hilarious when you answer the question, “What have you been doing?” with, “Playing with my dik dik!” Well, it’s funny until Human Resources comes by your cubicle with an order to attend a class about office propriety.

Supplies won’t last! Get yours today!


See our full ad on Summer Anne.

Yep. Just a Guy and a Bear Hanging Out.

How’s the wife?

Oh, fine, fine.

Kids?

They’re good.

Beer, bear?

Don’t mind if I do.


It’s good to have a bear-bro-mance, isn’t it alija?

If I Sit Still, I Can Get Tokyo On These.


We read you loud and clear, Benjamin.

I Will See Your Stethoscopophobia and Raise Yoooooooooooooooo

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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that’s cold!


Image via Uzoo Facebook page.

I Wanna Ride in the Shopping Cart!

Ooh, and I want that cereal with the big rainbow on the box, and three cans of Spaghetti-O’s, and oooohTheCandyAisleTheCandyAisle! um, I want Jolly Ranchers, and Reese’s Pieces, and a bag of whatever those red things are… Wow, I’m so excited I need to chew on the cart for a while, om nom nom nom…


From Flickr user Mohd Khomaini Bin Mohd Sidik in Malaysia comes the story: “My uncle has a baby monkey. Unfortunately, the mother to this monkey has passed away when giving birth to him. So, the responsibility of mother is passed to my uncle. My uncle is the one giving milk, food, and the most important thing is the love of a mother. This little monkey is really really cute. He can easily easily fit in a basket on the motorcycle!”

I Admit It, I Took The Last Banana.

This little Wild Man Of Borneo is totally nailed and he knows it. Still bet he skates, though.

You can learn more ’bout these wonderful friends here.

Ook-ook, Ladies

May I buy you gorgeous creatures a round of banana daiquiris? Because you’re definitely the most a-peel-ing things here tonight, heh-heh…


This pic was taken by a game camera in Borneo and shared on the Houston Zoo’s Twitter feed. Mr-r-r-r-owr!

Reluctant Thumbs Up

I’m not sure I like the cut of your jib, but that was pretty awesome. I guess.


Everybody’s a critic, Happy Jack.

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