When Dr. Zaius Was Little


Via Reporters Magazine

I Say Old Chap

Verily I have found Tarzan on occasion overly coarse and lacking the diligent diction common to dignified discourse. Many a time I have been moved to hand write a letter of complaint to the Hollywood Committee On Such Matters.

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Krystian S. very kindly sent in this polite baby Lar Gibbon named Sholo, born August 2012 at Drusillas Park.

Tiny Jimmy Durante Spotted at St. Louis Zoo


Whoops! That’s not Jimmy Durante, that’s baby Colobus monkey, Kivuli. My bad.

Here she is hanging out with her mom, Jimmy Durante Cecelia.


Via Zooborns, photo by Ray Meibaum, St. Louis Zoo

Three Not-Pug* Night

True fact: According to Wikipedia, the classic rock group Three Dog Night took its name from indigenous Australians, who curled up with dogs at night for warmth. Most nights, one dog would do, but on the coldest nights three dogs were needed.


Joy to the world, Joyce K. (via dailypicksandflicks.com.)

* OK, so they’re French Bulldogs.

Maybe It Will Be This One…


Wilma says, “Here is a frog nose trying to get a kiss from me to turn into a prince – it worked!”

I’ll have what she’s having.

Let’s Salute Theo!

Peeps, while we celebrate our cherished United States veterans today, who better to salute than our very own Theo, former Cute Overload Moderator, who will be leaving Qalat, Zabol, Afghanistan and coming home in a matter of weeks.

We salute you, Specialist Durbin! (Or are you a Colonel now?) See you soon, Sir!


Photos courtesy of Laurie C. of IBKCthe Dearborns, and the US Freakin’ Army.

Wait, What Was That Second Thing?

Stan: OK, we’ll act all cute and distract them. You sneak in and take their wallets.

Carl: Yeah! I’m gonna roll in, all stealthy-like.

Stan: Who do you think you are, Captain Kirk? Look, just sneak up quietly…

Carl: But the rolling is an integral part of my ninja strategy!

Stan: No rolling! The whole point is not to call attention to yourself.

Carl: Chill, I got this. Sneak in, bite legs, get wallet, take off.

Stan: Fine. Wait, what?

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From YouTube uploader Fruppelkungen: “When I was on vacation in Borneo we stopped in a little orangutan care center where we got to play with all the young orangutans. In the video you can see a sneaky one trying to bite me. Enjoy.”

Milk of Almost-Human Kindness

I thought living in the zoo would be a sweet gig—tire swing, all the fruit you can eat. But nooooo, they make you work for a living around here!


Via Ask.com on Facebook.

James and Sherman in the Morning

James: I don’t know why we have to be awake, Sherman. It’s too early.


Sherman: I agree, James. You know, it might helped if there was a snack.


James: You are right again, Sherman. That totally helped.


They may be late sleepers, but they are definitely keepers, Jean S.

WHAT?

Listen, Kid, you are going to have to speak up. This glass is several inches thick. Really YELL IT THIS TIME!

Seriously? That’s what you want to know? [Sigh] Yes. I really poop in here.


Via Ask.com on Facebook

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