It’s okay, friend. I know it’s hard being a teenager. Everything is the end of the world and you have very little control of your limbs and emotions.
Love my neck and cry it out. Then we’ll go get you some longer shorts.
Why the long face, Plasker6?
The final frontier
Where no monk has gone before
Say. it. like. Shatner.
It’s nice to be kneaded, comik book guy.
The makers who brought you Keyboard Kat and Pocket Protector Pet, now introduce their latest accessory: Desk Dik Dik.
Just think, you could be the proud owner of your very own desktop anipal! These little darlings are a mere fifteen to sixteen inches fully grown and love to whistle. (Whistle not guaranteed.)
Plus, it’s hilarious when you answer the question, “What have you been doing?” with, “Playing with my dik dik!” Well, it’s funny until Human Resources comes by your cubicle with an order to attend a class about office propriety.
Supplies won’t last! Get yours today!
See our full ad on Summer Anne.
How’s the wife?
Oh, fine, fine.
Kids?
They’re good.
Beer, bear?
Don’t mind if I do.
It’s good to have a bear-bro-mance, isn’t it alija?
Amanda is looking right at us! You gotta stop it and let me go. OMG this is so embarrassing.
MOM!
This shocked looking face is really a face of delight. Go check it out at The Telegraph.
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Image via Uzoo Facebook page.
Ooh, and I want that cereal with the big rainbow on the box, and three cans of Spaghetti-O’s, and oooohTheCandyAisleTheCandyAisle! um, I want Jolly Ranchers, and Reese’s Pieces, and a bag of whatever those red things are… Wow, I’m so excited I need to chew on the cart for a while, om nom nom nom…
From Flickr user Mohd Khomaini Bin Mohd Sidik in Malaysia comes the story: “My uncle has a baby monkey. Unfortunately, the mother to this monkey has passed away when giving birth to him. So, the responsibility of mother is passed to my uncle. My uncle is the one giving milk, food, and the most important thing is the love of a mother. This little monkey is really really cute. He can easily easily fit in a basket on the motorcycle!”
This little Wild Man Of Borneo is totally nailed and he knows it. Still bet he skates, though.
You can learn more ’bout these wonderful friends here.
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