I was told this would be banana-scented.

The Monkey Spa service has really gone downhill.  [eye roll]


Bathtime., originally uploaded by helping hands.

I distinctively smell lavender. [Bleeeeeeeaaaahhhh]


Tastes like soap., originally uploaded by helping hands.

Ooh ooh, ah ah, Michelle Q.!

THIS JUST IN: Iowa pet rescutes

Man, Iowa is having a TOUGH time. The people, pets, everything. It is rough.

Thankfully, the Humane Society is on the scene, heroically saving pets from precarious situations, providing safety, shelter and reuniting folks with their ani-pals…

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[Dog is all 'Baroo!?!']

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[Kitties are all Pfffffffft!-pffffft!]

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Get an emergency plan together for your pets! Donate here to Humane Society Flood Fund!

You’re having a better Father’s Day than this monkey

The primary responsibilities of Marmoset monkey Dads are to schlep the kids around, chomp through bark for midnight sap snacks, and teach  the kids manners (throwing poop joke here.)

These twinmarmosets were born last year at the Bronx Zoo to three-year-oldmom, Squirt, and seven-year-old dad, King. I think Squirt’s somewhere getting a mani-pedi right now.

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Thanks, Brinkie G.!

Plain or sugar cone?

I’ll take one scoop/dip of Macaque Attack, please.

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Way to gerhe, Linda M.!!!

Three-way monkey snorgle

Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!

See no evil, snorgle no evil. Er, something.

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Brinke to the Guth, roight on.

Nom nom nom

Fark.com, our other favorite time-waster has this little nomulent monkles on today. Nothing like a little gummed chomp.

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Jessica S., watch your nostrils. Monkeh via Fark.com via Metro UK.

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Pa-sickie!

Pa-sickie!

Pa-sickie!

Sender-Inner Jack G. says his girlfriend can’t help but roll into a ball when she watches this video. I AM IN THE FORM OF A BALL RIGHT NOW OMG

La Petite Snugglère

What a valiant attempt at snugglingk. This little puppeh is all: “I will find your warm neck region if it KEELS MOI!”

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Scarlette R., nice naptime capture, Cherie.

Tip of the hat to Letterman and The Daily Shows

It’s so great to finally find the infmaous Letterman Show and Daily Show ‘Chimp washes kitteh’ video. For reasons unknown to moi, this video sneaks into the show wherever possible, prolly because it’s beyond redonk.

[Bows to Mr. Letterman and Mr. Stewart]

Now playing on CuteCast, Funny Animal Videos and found by Commenter Jaames :)

A Pigeon finally does something good!

Annoying pigeons CAN redeem themselves!

According to reports, this abandoned baby monkey, "close to death, is revived by the love of a bird. Taken to an animal hospital,he was weaned back tophysical health but stillshowed little appetite for life.

It was not until a fellowpatient, a white pigeon, tookhim under her wing andshowed him love and affectionthat he perked up. Now the two are inseparable,say staff." Ahnnngggh.

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Excellent cuteporting, Erin R. More on this story here, at the Metro UK. Photo owned and available from Photoshot ;)

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