As if we didn’t love Google enough already, it recently teamed up with Life Magazine to provide millions of historic photographs online, including plenty of vintage Qte. Here’s a taste:
In this episode of "Dispute the Cute" we take a look at the newly rediscovered tiny primate; the Pygmy Tarsier.
Let’s break it down:
Top 3 Pros
Overall pocket-pet size
Top 3 Cons
We’re talking some seriously bulbous eye action
alien-esque eye-to-schnozzle ratio
Appears to be nocturnal which means he could bite your nose clean off after dark
Way to rock the pointer-outering, Katheryn M. and NTMTOM!
THIS JUST IN! a mini-monkitude is caught nomming fruit.
Also just in, his eyes are too close together. If they get any closer, we’re gonna have to up the alert to red. RED, PEOPLE!
Janis R., thank you for bringing this to our atten-shons.
Relax, young apprentice. Clear your mind of worldly cares. Listen to the soothing wind chimes as you earth the energy within your body and become one with the environment around you. Concentrate on the banana. Feel your life energy reach out to it, lifting it off the ground … yesssss, that’s it … goooood …
Found in 126 Photos Worth Freezing at yeeeeee.com.
People, BEHOLD the Cute Overload audience in a nutshell.
On the left, we have Sender-Inner Johanna B. On the right, her boyfriend. Please note Johanna is sporting a blog costume for Halloween of ‘Cute Overload’ and her boyfriend is wearing…. Slashdot.
I couldn’t make this up if I tried, People.
When hurricane Hannah separated two ultra-prosh white tigers from their mother, Anjana came to the ResQte. Anjana, a chimp at TIGERSin South Carolina, became surrogate mom and playmate to the cubs, even helping with bottle feeding, according to The Sun (and don’t miss the slideshow). But here’s the truly amazing part: Anjana does this all the time, having raised leopard and lion cubs.
Found via various sites. You young’uns may appreciate this explanation of the hovertext.
As the developed world copes with the economic calamity, we must not forget emerging nations such as Orangustan, where widespread unemployment and rising fuel prices have caused severe overcrowding on public transportation.
Found in a Fark Photoshop contest thread by (checking notes) … um … oh, that’s right—me.
"NOOOOOOO! (puff, puff) DON’T LEAVE ME!! (puff, puff)
I HAVEN’T HAD WALKIES YET! (puff, puff) AND IT’S ALMOST DINNERTIME! (pounds chest)
AT LEAST TELL ME (puff, puff) HOW TO WORK (puff, puff) THE CAN OPENER!! (puff, puff) NURSE!! I NEED 50 CCs OF ADRENALINE AND A CHEW TOY, STAT!!"
There was (sigh) nothing we could do, Amanda L.
…Heinz Ketchup and French’s Mustard. Whether on hot dogs and hamburgers, in your favorite recipes, or as the crowning touch in a classic chipmunk, lettuce and tomato sandwich, nothing beats the all-American tastes of Heinz and French’s.
Bon appétit, Arlette.
[Baboon #1:] He’s definitely the Chosen One from the ancient Baboon bible, Cheryl.
[Baboon #2:] No, no no Linda!—I think—he’s from the future.
[Baboon #3:] Wait, his ears look relatively normal [picks on an ear]
[Baboon #4:] Wait. He looks like a Gunderson. He’s one of Phil’s kids. Never mind.
Sender-Inner Johanna S., You’re BACK! (Like a lil’ pink baboon butt, you’re BACK!)