Kitty Cat Laundromat

To Our Customers: Do not place children in washing meowchines. Management will not be responsible for any damages due to the prosh asplosion.

Via YouTube.

Welcome to the C.O. Adventurers Club

In our gallery, you see portraits of our members who have brought honor upon our esteemed society. First, let us meet Horace Gowen Hogg-Wylde, the inventor of the toenail straightener, and first to cross the English Channel in a hot-air baboon;

Next, here is Sir Grimsby Pepperpopper, PhD, OMGBBQ, the biologist who proved his controversial theory that “a lake is merely an introverted mountain” by climbing to the bottom of Lake Geneva;

And finally, we see Lord Humphrey Humphermumph-Ghlurrbl-Fleargh, the renowned achiever of a great many things, only we don’t know what they are because nobody can understand him when he talks.

Via Bored Panda, where you may see more animals with moustaches.

Eh You Look Familiar

“I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees!”

Emperor Tamarin Monkey image via Bored Panda.

Arms on orangutan are larger than they appear

Maybe I am going to hug you, or maybe I am going to mug you!

Apparently a cheeky macaque kept stealing this orangutan’s fruit! Via Daily Mail on Facebook.

How did the Spider Monkey get its name?

Oh look, here’s one now. Let’s ask. So what are you, a spider or a monkey? One or the other, you can’t have it both ways!

My name is a combination of the word spider, which is Latin for AAAAIIIIEEEEE! [Psycho music], and the word Monkey, which is a made-up word that is cute to say.

Hula Skirt Monkey would have been nice. That Carl Linnaeus sure has a lot to answer for.

Baby spider monkey learns to leap, via Zooborns.

C.O. Laundry Tips

Remember to separate puppies and toddlers before washing. Both tend to run like crazy, and will blend into each other if washed together.

Via Reddit.

Friday Haiku I

On sunny days some

Look up and see the sky, some

See the universe.

Thank you for the wonderful images sent to us from Chris W.

Full Service Goat Station

Fill ‘er up, please! And check the tires while you’re at it, thanks.

“Apparently the goats at the petting zoo REALLY like human babies, but she doesn’t look too amused.” -Nadine B.

Walk-Ins Welcome

That’s right. Straight ahead. Keep going!

Choose from a wide variety of menu options.

At your service. What will it be today?

How may I help you?

Professional care at its very best!

Whether you want it or not.

Japanese macaques, or Snow Monkeys, roam free at Jigokudani Monkey Park, about 3 hours northwest of Tokyo by bullet train. There’s even a Snow Monkey Webcam! Via Rocket News.

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Carrot!

Four out of five surprised lemurs agree: Mrs. MacGregor’s Real Down-Home Olde-Fashioned Carrot Substitute™ tastes just like the real thing!

Spotted on Reddit by Buzz.


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