Oh, The Possibilities

Look at these two. Y’know, they look like should have their own show on TV. What kind of show would they be? Odd Couple? Buddy Cops? Whodunnit? (yukyukyuk) Sit!-com? Late Night? Interior Remodeling? Looney Tunes? Hmmm…? (grabs bowl of popcorn).

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Via Daily Picks and Flicks. Did a little research and found out these two are Bogey the pup and Hogan the hoomin.

OK, Maybe Not That Foolproof

When you’ve got a monkey-sized thirst, don’t human around with ordinary sports drinks — drink Ook™, the thirst quencher made for monkeys on the move. Now available in foolproof easy-open six-ounce bottle.

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Spotted in India by Flickerator haiderali4496.

Forgotten Tourist Traps of Florida, Part 3

A staple of family driving trips during the 60’s and 70’s, Lake Wiki-Waki-Whatda delighted audiences with its “Orangu-Mermaid Spectacular” water ballet.

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Via Reddit.

How Can You Think of Food at a Time Like This?

I’m tellin’ ya kid, we got a problem. There’s a 5-second rule and neither of us can count to five. Or is it a 5-second drool, I can never remember.


Via YouTube.

 

Kitty Cat Laundromat

To Our Customers: Do not place children in washing meowchines. Management will not be responsible for any damages due to the prosh asplosion.

Via YouTube.

Welcome to the C.O. Adventurers Club

In our gallery, you see portraits of our members who have brought honor upon our esteemed society. First, let us meet Horace Gowen Hogg-Wylde, the inventor of the toenail straightener, and first to cross the English Channel in a hot-air baboon;


Next, here is Sir Grimsby Pepperpopper, PhD, OMGBBQ, the biologist who proved his controversial theory that “a lake is merely an introverted mountain” by climbing to the bottom of Lake Geneva;

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And finally, we see Lord Humphrey Humphermumph-Ghlurrbl-Fleargh, the renowned achiever of a great many things, only we don’t know what they are because nobody can understand him when he talks.


Via Bored Panda, where you may see more animals with moustaches.

Eh You Look Familiar

“I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees!”

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Emperor Tamarin Monkey image via Bored Panda.

Arms on orangutan are larger than they appear

Maybe I am going to hug you, or maybe I am going to mug you!

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Apparently a cheeky macaque kept stealing this orangutan’s fruit! Via Daily Mail on Facebook.

How did the Spider Monkey get its name?

Oh look, here’s one now. Let’s ask. So what are you, a spider or a monkey? One or the other, you can’t have it both ways!

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My name is a combination of the word spider, which is Latin for AAAAIIIIEEEEE! [Psycho music], and the word Monkey, which is a made-up word that is cute to say.

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Hula Skirt Monkey would have been nice. That Carl Linnaeus sure has a lot to answer for.

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Baby spider monkey learns to leap, via Zooborns.

C.O. Laundry Tips

Remember to separate puppies and toddlers before washing. Both tend to run like crazy, and will blend into each other if washed together.

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Via Reddit.

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