OK, so it’s really monkeys wrestling with Jell-O, but we wanted a more attention-getting headline. Anyway, the Bronx Zoo gave their squirrel monkeys blueberries in Jell-O to stimulate their foraging instincts, along with your “awwwwww” instincts.
[whispering Sir Richard Attenborough voice]
Rarely seen in the wild*, a Mali monkeh snorgles a Dachshund puppeh… Let’s watch.
*Wild? Wait—I think I see a leash Julie G.!
(Heh, heh, heh) I’ll hide some snow in the refrigerator…
… and paste someone with a snowball next June!
They never learn, Emma H.
This Guinea Pig is all: “You know you know that’s wrong” [lip puckers]
And this turtle is all “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout now!?” [fast head swivel]
And this Bunny is all “You better hope you got carrots ’cause I ain’t wastin’ my time with no DRY pellets”
And these Gorillas are all: “Yeah I know you, but I don’t know you know you”
And this cow is all: “Son, you did NOT just do that”
And finally, this guinea pig is all: “Aw, hells no!”
“Your white spots act as camouflage by blending with the the rays of light that filter through the canopy of leaves to the forest floor! Also, they look like fuzzy gumdrops!”
“And you smell like a banana that’s been doused in curdled love.”
Ella and Moon Shadow will be BFFs forevah, Frank and Carolyn D.
A behbeh monkeh riding a behbeh peeg.
Makes sense [turns over goes back to sleep]
I hear tiny galloping sounds, Mira M. Want to see more? an insane video and theme song awaits you.
“I swear I just turned my head for a second, and when I looked back – I was crippled with fear! My God, all those germs! Dr. Veterinarian, please tell me my baby isn’t going to lose his tongue…”
Isla’s adorable and that puppy is lucky to have her, Pammy O. Photo by Luly.
“Go ahead, ring his doorbell. I dare ya. I double dare ya.”
“No way! He has an oven in his basement where he cooks kids and eats ‘em.”
“Oh, you’re such a big fat liar, Carl!”
“Well, that’s what I heard. Janie Platz says that’s what happened to Timmy Doyle.”
“Timmy set fire to the drapes and got shipped off to military school, you dummy.”
“Well, if you know so much, why don’t you ring his doorbell?”
Another example of mind control from Brinke G.