Make Fun of My Haircut, Will You?

Well then, prepare to suffer the bitter sting of my rapier wit!


Photo by Flickrer laszlo-photo, who notes that “the name ‘marmoset’ comes from an Old French word, meaning ‘grotesque figure.'”

Behbeh monkeys suck their thumbs too you know

…and, and they have stuffed animals too.

It’s perfectly natural. Stop looking at her like that.

The World We Share is reportin’ that a behbeh Mandril monkey was caught snorgling a stuffed animal and sucking her thumb at the Yageer Zoo in Ningbo, Zhejiang Province of China. Hoverfacts and more on this story over at What’s On Ningbo.

Kokamo ‘n’ Monroe

Kokamo, a gorilla at San Diego Zoo Safari Park, gave birth to a baby named Monroe this past June:





Sender-Inner George M. took these gorgeous photos when Monroe was just over a month old. Hoverfacts via TheWorldWeShare.

Raised By Ferrets

The little orphan child, who mysteriously appeared one day, was taken in by the local ferrets and raised as one of their own. They take baths together, followed by a bedtime story, then steal some jewelry, hide dirty socks and tunnel under the rug. Just like a real family.

Angus & Trouble are all rub a dub-dubble trub, Stacey J.!

I Put the ‘ehn!’ in Fence

Oh. Hey-lerrrrrrhe!


Apparently, this little prosh guy was inspired by other monkehs and kept attempting to scale the fence too. But it’s so hard! FENCE-HANCE:


Must…try!

Thanks to cake-maker Amanda I. for excellent cuteporting from Safari Niagara.

Baboon, Bush Baby Bond Beautifully

Behold, brethren: Baboon, barely but a babe, bonds to bushy baby bush baby. Between breakfast bowl and burbly bottle banquet, big brother bears the beautiful bundle with boundless bliss. A burden? Bah! A bother? Balderdash! Best buddies? You better bet your bright bare butt!

Another quality foraged link by Ant.

Interspecies RACING GO GO GO

People, will you please check out this redonkulousness. How did this ever get started!?


See many more adventures of Pup and Jane at their YouTubes. Sender-Inner is Mischa. Via Pop Goes the Week.

The Lonely Life of the Paparazzi

People think it’s all glamourous and exciting — dash in, get the picture, then off to the pub — but that’s not it at all, mate. Stakeouts, they’re the worst: Cramped for hours in the boot of me car, waiting for that one perfect shot of a murder suspect’s wife’s boyfriend’s dentist’s nurse’s transsexual lover.

But the public’s got a right to know, and sacrifices like these are what quality journalism’s all about, in’nit?


Stealthily photographed by Flickr user fPat Murray.

This, my friends, is BANANAS

“Cheeeese!”

According to The Daily Mail, the following portrait was taken by a macaque who became fascinated in a camera lens that was left idle, decided to borrow it and snap these awesome Monkey self portraits!

Via Chief Sister Occifer.

THIS JUST IN: The Most Patient Cat of All Time

Obviously, this video was cut short because of a murder at the end.

And this is just getting ridiculous:

It’s a virtue, Barbarella!

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