“Your white spots act as camouflage by blending with the the rays of light that filter through the canopy of leaves to the forest floor! Also, they look like fuzzy gumdrops!”
“And you smell like a banana that’s been doused in curdled love.”
Ella and Moon Shadow will be BFFs forevah, Frank and Carolyn D.
A behbeh monkeh riding a behbeh peeg.
Makes sense [turns over goes back to sleep]
I hear tiny galloping sounds, Mira M. Want to see more? an insane video and theme song awaits you.
“I swear I just turned my head for a second, and when I looked back – I was crippled with fear! My God, all those germs! Dr. Veterinarian, please tell me my baby isn’t going to lose his tongue…”
Isla’s adorable and that puppy is lucky to have her, Pammy O. Photo by Luly.
“Go ahead, ring his doorbell. I dare ya. I double dare ya.”
“No way! He has an oven in his basement where he cooks kids and eats ‘em.”
“Oh, you’re such a big fat liar, Carl!”
“Well, that’s what I heard. Janie Platz says that’s what happened to Timmy Doyle.”
“Timmy set fire to the drapes and got shipped off to military school, you dummy.”
“Well, if you know so much, why don’t you ring his doorbell?”
Another example of mind control from Brinke G.
I have plucked the most delectabuhl of morsels!
Oh sweet tender leaf,
You shall be nommed missed.
Fabuloso Gorilla and Leaf from Marilyn T. over at National Geographic Photo of the Day. Photo by Ian Nichols.
Of course. Of course he does [shaking head]
This just in via The Telegraph:
“A young long tailed macaque monkey has been spotted in a forest protectively nuzzling and grooming a ginger kitten and making sure no harm came to it. The extraordinary sight was captured by amateur photographer Anne Young while on holiday at the Monkey Forest Park, in the Ubud region of Bali, Indonesia.”
“The kitten enjoyed the attention being lavished on it by its protective carer and made no effort to leave.”
The insanity continues over at the Telegraph. Thanks for Pointer-Outering, Brinke G.!
Here’s jubilant news from the Prospect Park Zoo:
Baboon baby birth, and not just one, but two!
They’ve each got a mommy, both rambunctious males,
So feisty they’ve got to be held by their tails.
So while the boys wrassle and play baboon games,
The Zoo asks the public to help give them names.
At the moment, they just call the kids “one” and “two,”
But that’s no good, peeps, so you know what to do.
HD available in video. More news, video at Gawker.
UPDATE: New! Improved! Now with 82% more Jamin!
Check out this ‘I’m not having it’ pregnant Gorilla at the Bronx Zoo action:
Ah-uhn!!!
According to photographer, Inspirerer and Sender-Inner Jackie D., “I think I found the most disapproving gorilla on the planet.”
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