A Touchy ‘Tocktober Topic

“(Ugh, it’s that time of year again, when that Cute Overdraft website goes around taking sneaky pictures of butts and then writes silly things about them. Well, they better not try that with me, or…)”

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“What?! You were behind me the whole time, weren’t you, you naughty scamps! Well, I hope you got my good side, ah ha ha ha! Seriously, though, I’m going to need to rip your arm off now…”

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Via Susan Rose (top) and Mark Dumont.

What Are They Putting in Those Leaves?

And whatever it is, could I get some in my morning coffee?

Happy 80th Birthday Jane Goodall

Happy Birthday to (full name) Dame Jane Morris Goodall, DBE – who has done so much Good for All primates. Sign the birthday card, too! Learn more about her work here.

Baby Chimp by Sonja Probst #chimpanzee #monkey #baby

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First photo by Sonja Probst. Second photo is of infant Google (yes, that’s his name) in Gombe National Park, Tanzania. Credit: Jane Goodall Institute/Dr. Jane Goodall.

Woooo, Lookin’ Good!

Cats always look good. Now they are helping hoomins look good too. Or maybe they’re just giving ‘em a good licking.

Frîncu Mihai’s YouTube.

Oh, The Possibilities

Look at these two. Y’know, they look like should have their own show on TV. What kind of show would they be? Odd Couple? Buddy Cops? Whodunnit? (yukyukyuk) Sit!-com? Late Night? Interior Remodeling? Looney Tunes? Hmmm…? (grabs bowl of popcorn).

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Via Daily Picks and Flicks. Did a little research and found out these two are Bogey the pup and Hogan the hoomin.

OK, Maybe Not That Foolproof

When you’ve got a monkey-sized thirst, don’t human around with ordinary sports drinks — drink Ook™, the thirst quencher made for monkeys on the move. Now available in foolproof easy-open six-ounce bottle.

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Spotted in India by Flickerator haiderali4496.

Forgotten Tourist Traps of Florida, Part 3

A staple of family driving trips during the 60′s and 70′s, Lake Wiki-Waki-Whatda delighted audiences with its “Orangu-Mermaid Spectacular” water ballet.

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Via Reddit.

How Can You Think of Food at a Time Like This?

I’m tellin’ ya kid, we got a problem. There’s a 5-second rule and neither of us can count to five. Or is it a 5-second drool, I can never remember.

Via YouTube.

 

Kitty Cat Laundromat

To Our Customers: Do not place children in washing meowchines. Management will not be responsible for any damages due to the prosh asplosion.

Via YouTube.

Welcome to the C.O. Adventurers Club

In our gallery, you see portraits of our members who have brought honor upon our esteemed society. First, let us meet Horace Gowen Hogg-Wylde, the inventor of the toenail straightener, and first to cross the English Channel in a hot-air baboon;


Next, here is Sir Grimsby Pepperpopper, PhD, OMGBBQ, the biologist who proved his controversial theory that “a lake is merely an introverted mountain” by climbing to the bottom of Lake Geneva;

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And finally, we see Lord Humphrey Humphermumph-Ghlurrbl-Fleargh, the renowned achiever of a great many things, only we don’t know what they are because nobody can understand him when he talks.


Via Bored Panda, where you may see more animals with moustaches.

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