POLL: Designer Doggeh

This story was all over the Interwebs a couple days back. The Cava-Poo-Chon is, quoting the New York Daily News, “Smart, healthy, hypoallergenic and never loses its puppy face. The perfect pet accessory’s price tag ranges from $2,000 to $3,500.”

What do you think? Take the poll!

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Photos from Timshell Farm.

Poll: Tribble, Or Bun?

Not quite sure what to make of this, People. Is this a Tribble straight off the Starship Enterprise, or the Biggest Bunneh In The World? I know Bunday is still two days off–this couldn’t wait. Poll away.

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Dr. Wendy L. with this submission heah.

Poll: Bunny Needs A New Name

Little Help here, People. Cuteporter Genesis H. sent in this photo of her Bun.

Named…..Bunny.

We can do better than that. Need a new name stat!

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POLL + THIS JUST IN: Chickens. With Sweatuews!

[FWIW: Peering thru the massive CO Database Archive at Livermore Labs has located more than one CO-style spelling for “Sweater.” You get Sweatahs, Sweatuews, Sweateuh, and Sweatews. And there may be more.]

This glaring discrepancy requires resolution. So, let’s have a poll! First, the Sweatuews! (The default spelling ’til we get poll results.) Why do this? We got this email from the staff at The Zip Yard in Winton, Bournemouth, UK.

“I work in a clothing alteration store, and we had a strange request last week! These chickens came from a battery farm, and had sadly lost some of their feathers.”

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“The cold and wet British weather is on the way, so we were asked to make some jackets to keep them warm!”

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“But we couldn’t just make them plain boring ones, oh no.”

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Hover text info from Mail Online.

POLL: R U A Kitteh Friend…Or A Puppeh Friend?

There’s one way to find out. Take this test. Play these videos. Then take our poll!



Puppeh via Reddit. George the Cat, from Cuteporter Jen.

Poll: Name This Santa Cruz Sea Otter!

“Ran into an otter at the Santa Cruz wharf today and filmed it lounging, stretching, grooming, and just generally being adorable. It was hanging out on the same wooden platform as a bunch of sea lions. (Since it’s not my pet but rather an adorable stranger, I’ll leave it up to you to give him a cute name if you end up posting this.) -Melissa G.

Poll: If You Owned Finn, You Would….

People, take a peeper peek here if you would be so kind.

He’s…perfect. PERFECT-O. This is Finn, a male chihuahua mix- the second Finn in two days BTW- (Finns to the left, Finns to the right?) and he’s ready for snorgling.

If you owned Finn…(and Meredith A. gets the lucky nod here) what would you do? Time for a Poll!

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Poll: 2 Gambol, Or 2 Gallop?

Finley is getting her knobbular on- but is she “gamboling,” or is she “galloping?” GOTTA FIGURE THIS OUT, PEOPLE.

Gam·bol [ gámb’l ]

1. Leap playfully: to leap or skip around playfully
2. Playful leaping: an instance of leaping around playfully

Gal·lop [ gálləp ]

1. Fast-developing: proceeding or developing at a very fast rate

“This is the first foal born at the University of Missouri’s Equine Teaching Facility in Columbia, Missouri. Each year we get about six Quarter Horse foals, and this is the first one of 2013! She’s a bay filly we decided to call Finley, because this year all the foal’s names will start with ‘F.’ Here she is bouncing around while mom Della cleans up leftover hay.” -Delia B.

POLL: Who’s Blorpier?

[Or is it “Blorpiest?” -Ed]

To tell the truth, I think it’s the Manatee in a landslide, but the Hippo is awful cute. Have at it.

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Manatee from Da Intertubes, discovered by Mrs. Brinke. Hippo photo from The Telegraph by way of Cesar March/Barcroft Media.

Holiday Hat-Off

Hats off to these cuddular ani-pals. WHO WORE IT BEST? You decide.

Contestant 1: Lovebird Santa


Contestant 2: Meme the kitten’s Dad’s reindeer antlers:


Contestant 3: Beluga Santa! He looks so natural:


Contestant 4: Balbinka the Peeg doffs his fedora:

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And finally, Contestant 5: The saddest puppeh in all the world:

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Lovebird Santa sent in by Ant at AQFL, Famous Japanese Kitten Meme’s father, who is also PDC (Pretty Darn Cute) in a reindeer hat via 飼い主の hana, Beluga Santa via The Daily Mail, Balbinka the Guinea Pig by the famous Pyza*, Saddest basset pup ever by Hannah19. Aghhhnn.

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