EXTREME Home Mouseover

This place needs an EXTREME MOUSE-OVER. Would you look at this red and white—what is this, a White Stripes video? Good God, People. Barbie wouldn’t be caught dead on this thing. And what’s with the TOILET? Oh, do not get me started on botched remodels.Barry_is_a_bit_large_for_his_couch2I guess I’ll move this little number next to the Stuart Smalley mirror over here. Hmm. Nice chaaaaiiir!!! [singsong]Barry_leans_on_the_couch1Dr. Anne, you may be the best mouse vet in the world, but fer cryin’ out loud, get some decent upholstery!

All his songs are in ‘F’

[Ferret voice] Let me show you the right key, Little lady.

Like this [strummm!]


Rock and roll, Susan S. Rockin’.

‘Monks prefer Macs

Warrrrm lap-toppy… Ahn. [burrow burrow]

Nice submishe, Sparkalishe ;)

I am so effing athletic!

Yeeeeeeeee! Check it, Baybees!

And you thought Anderson Cooper had 360!

Wheel... of... mayhem

OK, OK, that’s enough [turns into a blob]

Asleep at the wheel

Kathy C., way to be…

massive COOKIE efforts

a bag of cookies!

JUST what I wanted.

I must take them to the kit-chon, where I shall consume theyme! [Now, if I could only walk straight]

Stephanie F., open the bag, Girl!

When in doubt SNORG A FERRET

When you’re just not sure what to do—grab a ferret!

Nibble an ear or two.

It will help.

Promise. (That is if the ferret wakes up from his INTERSPECIES SNORGLING NAP)


"Moochie nibbling on Fang’s ear" brought to you by TIna J. Photographer extraordinaire.

Hot pocket



Holy quivering muzzlepuffs, Mosey hamster and sender-inner A.J. M.!

Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about

Check out this mini-snorg action.

Stop and smell the hamsters, People.


Um, Hello! translucent lickable ear alert!


Nicely done Mr. Bailey McFlufferson and sender-inner Andrea K.


DON’T BOTHER ME while I’m climb-bink! [paw fists up]


Getting Strong Nooooow!!! [Rocky theme music]

Ehn Ehn Ehn!

Climbink hiiigh now!

Meanwhile, his lazy girlfriend on the stairs is all: "Pass the bon bons"

J'adore less bons bons

Thees pair of stairclimbers brot to you by Janice G. ;)


Bim, Bam, BOOM!

He’s OUT, People!

Nice find, Sparky, and excellent movie, Rummel H.!

Now playing on CuteCaaaaaaaast!

Oh, and FINALLY a song that enhances the movie. Seriously, way to go, Rummel.


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