Ribble ribble

From condos to castles, Barry has you coveredFrog-saver and stellar mortgage broker Barry writes:

"My wife and I were at a Chinese market when we spotted these bull frogs being sold for the Chinese New Year to be eaten. We decided to save one from a sad death and took it home. They sealed it in a bag with a sticker price tag just like I had bought a piece of meat. When we arrived home, our dog Puka fell in love with the frog. She thinks its her baby. She mothers it and follows it everywhere. If he tries to hop away she will nudge it back with her paw. When its in the tank she never leaves its side. She loves her Phineous frog!"

Shifty eyes

[will you please check out the eyeball action on this frog]

Bluuurrrp!

Ehn! [pushes with nose]

Run away!

I am like, JONESING

"Hey, you know those nuts you’ve been giving us allllll winter long?

Well guess what? [pats forearm rapidly]

I’m baaaaaaaaaack! Now. Hand ‘em over, Bro—no bogarts."

Peepitude

Jeeshe—how stingy ARE you, KT!?

Water, water every where

…but not a drop to drink WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING UNDER THE BOTTLE, OMG

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Can you imagine sleeping under a HUUUGE water bottle, and while you’re napping, an ENORMOUS drop comes out and lands on your head? McBummer.

(Click the photo for Jade_C‘s Flikr stream!)

Ferret Loaf

Bake at 425 for 18 minutes.

Careful to not allow fur to singe.

Poke with a toothpeeck to test if center is done.

et, Voilà!

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For the whole family, Peewee ferret and Espinosa J.

Control over the remote

[the delightful sound of swiveling muzzlepuffs, sweeping over remote control]

Ham 1: "I wanna watch 24!"
Ham 2: "No way, José, it’s time for ‘Heroes’"
Ham 3: "Dewds, "Heroes" beats "24" head-to-head, but "24," along with a stronger performance from "Prison Break," helps Fox eke out a wins in the hams 1-3 years demographic, according to preliminary data released Tuesday by Nielsen Media Research. So—the choice is obvious."

[Great ball of fur frenzy ensues]

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Thanks, Jessica W. from NY Hamster House!

A little ‘Warmer’

You when you’re drinking coffee, and you’re ready for a second cup, and the diner waitress says: "How about a warmer, Hon?" and you go "sure, thanks", so she fills the rest of your somewhat-empty cup with warm coffee? Well this is a little warmer, but in rat form. Just a liiiiiiittle warmer than you were before, right Erika?

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I love the look on Erica’s face here, she’s all, "this is pretty much the ushe."

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And let’s not overlook the DELICIOUSLY HIGH B.E.F.!

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Thanks to Olive the rattle who "just likes hanging out in there". She fits right in!

Tac’Tockular!

Sarah B. says that her Guinea piglette "Snicky" lays on Dad’s chest every night. They are best pals. Love the look on Dad’s face. He’s all "Don’t interupt the Colbert Report, Sarah!"

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She couldn’t help but take a snap of Snicky’s "tiny ‘tocks". Well, doi, they’re like, tewtelly irresistable.

woooooooooo! we’re on C.O.!

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[Gets a long look at a sthexy bunny on C.O.]

Clicks on "Pocket Pets" category

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Hey! we’re. like, on C.O.!!! [Tiny hand presses scroll bar]

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Total twilight zone, Chris B.

Have you checked your pockets lately?

Um, ’cause you JUST MIGHT have a super prosh pocket pet in thar. Have you looked lately!? I think you should. Some rattles might’ve crawled in. And they MIGHT be munching on a morsel of something…with both hands.

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"Rurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" (rat purring)

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OMG HOLY B.E.F.! LOL PONIES!11!

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They purr, right Sarah B.? ;)!

Just doin’ my paht to save water

Look People, I live in [does Arnold Schwartzeneggar voice and fake quotes with paws] "Kally-fornia", where we’ve had water shortages, OK? So, I use this SMALL bowl—smaller than the sink, so I can save on our water bill. Sure, it looks ridiculous, but I can take six times as many baths [splashes water in your direction]

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Hasta la vista, Luna V.

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