Fer-reets, how I loff thee

What is THE DEAL with ferreets?

Do I loff them because they could slide under half-inch door gaps with their lack of bones?

Do I loff them for their skinny ways and tiny ears?

IS IT BECAUSE THEY GEEV EACH OTHER VALENTINES!?

There are simply too many reasons to count.

Valentine

Just enjoy them, Natalie F.

Happy Valentines Day!

From us…

to…

you!

SMOOOSHE-A-ROO!

Tammy R. for "Nutmeg" the Guinea Peeg ;)

I’m not just the spokesman—I’m also a client

Exten-shons aren’t just for the starlets, People.

Thanks to my proven Guinea Peeg Extenshons products, ANYONE can get their Strawberry Blonde on.

Just look at me! Look at dee fabulousnays!

Pure and Total Luxury!

Nice work, GiggleSugar!

Don’t make me remind you—did you get a Valentine ready yet?

Valentine’s Day is TOMORROW, People.

If I may make a last minute sugggestion—how about checking out your nearest PetCo for a leetle HamsterPants? Add a "Love Letters" mailbox for that spay-cial touch.

Works every time.

Penelope the Valentine Hamstress

Craig—is your last name really “Champagne”? ’cause that’s sweet. Serious.

Ribble ribble

From condos to castles, Barry has you coveredFrog-saver and stellar mortgage broker Barry writes:

"My wife and I were at a Chinese market when we spotted these bull frogs being sold for the Chinese New Year to be eaten. We decided to save one from a sad death and took it home. They sealed it in a bag with a sticker price tag just like I had bought a piece of meat. When we arrived home, our dog Puka fell in love with the frog. She thinks its her baby. She mothers it and follows it everywhere. If he tries to hop away she will nudge it back with her paw. When its in the tank she never leaves its side. She loves her Phineous frog!"

Shifty eyes

[will you please check out the eyeball action on this frog]

Bluuurrrp!

Ehn! [pushes with nose]

Run away!

I am like, JONESING

"Hey, you know those nuts you’ve been giving us allllll winter long?

Well guess what? [pats forearm rapidly]

I’m baaaaaaaaaack! Now. Hand ‘em over, Bro—no bogarts."

Peepitude

Jeeshe—how stingy ARE you, KT!?

Water, water every where

…but not a drop to drink WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING UNDER THE BOTTLE, OMG

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Can you imagine sleeping under a HUUUGE water bottle, and while you’re napping, an ENORMOUS drop comes out and lands on your head? McBummer.

(Click the photo for Jade_C‘s Flikr stream!)

Ferret Loaf

Bake at 425 for 18 minutes.

Careful to not allow fur to singe.

Poke with a toothpeeck to test if center is done.

et, Voilà!

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For the whole family, Peewee ferret and Espinosa J.

Control over the remote

[the delightful sound of swiveling muzzlepuffs, sweeping over remote control]

Ham 1: "I wanna watch 24!"
Ham 2: "No way, José, it’s time for ‘Heroes’"
Ham 3: "Dewds, "Heroes" beats "24" head-to-head, but "24," along with a stronger performance from "Prison Break," helps Fox eke out a wins in the hams 1-3 years demographic, according to preliminary data released Tuesday by Nielsen Media Research. So—the choice is obvious."

[Great ball of fur frenzy ensues]

Tivo_whores

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Thanks, Jessica W. from NY Hamster House!

A little ‘Warmer’

You when you’re drinking coffee, and you’re ready for a second cup, and the diner waitress says: "How about a warmer, Hon?" and you go "sure, thanks", so she fills the rest of your somewhat-empty cup with warm coffee? Well this is a little warmer, but in rat form. Just a liiiiiiittle warmer than you were before, right Erika?

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I love the look on Erica’s face here, she’s all, "this is pretty much the ushe."

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And let’s not overlook the DELICIOUSLY HIGH B.E.F.!

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Thanks to Olive the rattle who "just likes hanging out in there". She fits right in!

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