I too, shall await your decision!

Please Suh, [English accent] may I join my red squirrel friend to scavenge the fallen bird seed? Please make your decision soon, for I have already lost one ear to the cold!

Mouse

Jorden C. and Paul H.—way to step it UP

May I please eat the fallen bird seed?

Please suh, [English accent] may I scavenge thuh seeds heah? I would be most grateful if you’d let me! [paws clasped, ears in respectful position] 

Redsquirrel2_1

Please consider it, I shall wait heah for your anssah!

Redsquirrel

Jorden C. and Paul H.—you’ve got a winner…

Bald is IN

It’s not just for Britney, People, Guinea piggles everywhere are shaving it all off:

Bald_peegs_1

Jessica V., Let’s just hope that nobody’s heiny gets chapped.

INTERSPEECHE snugglin’ 2, Ferret boogaloo

Grover the Cat: "Zzzzzzz-itude"
Toad the Ferret:
"Zzzzzz-itude"

Ne bother pas

Grover the Cat: "Git that camera out of our faux wood library study carrel and vamos!"
Toad the Ferret: [Blinking B.E.F. action]

moochas mas snugglingks

Toad the Ferret: Slightly crowded in here, but soooo comfertuhbuls!

say what?

Larissa A. Amazing work. Serious.

Fer-reets, how I loff thee

What is THE DEAL with ferreets?

Do I loff them because they could slide under half-inch door gaps with their lack of bones?

Do I loff them for their skinny ways and tiny ears?

IS IT BECAUSE THEY GEEV EACH OTHER VALENTINES!?

There are simply too many reasons to count.

Valentine

Just enjoy them, Natalie F.

Happy Valentines Day!

From us…

to…

you!

SMOOOSHE-A-ROO!

Tammy R. for "Nutmeg" the Guinea Peeg ;)

I’m not just the spokesman—I’m also a client

Exten-shons aren’t just for the starlets, People.

Thanks to my proven Guinea Peeg Extenshons products, ANYONE can get their Strawberry Blonde on.

Just look at me! Look at dee fabulousnays!

Pure and Total Luxury!

Nice work, GiggleSugar!

Don’t make me remind you—did you get a Valentine ready yet?

Valentine’s Day is TOMORROW, People.

If I may make a last minute sugggestion—how about checking out your nearest PetCo for a leetle HamsterPants? Add a "Love Letters" mailbox for that spay-cial touch.

Works every time.

Penelope the Valentine Hamstress

Craig—is your last name really “Champagne”? ’cause that’s sweet. Serious.

Ribble ribble

From condos to castles, Barry has you coveredFrog-saver and stellar mortgage broker Barry writes:

"My wife and I were at a Chinese market when we spotted these bull frogs being sold for the Chinese New Year to be eaten. We decided to save one from a sad death and took it home. They sealed it in a bag with a sticker price tag just like I had bought a piece of meat. When we arrived home, our dog Puka fell in love with the frog. She thinks its her baby. She mothers it and follows it everywhere. If he tries to hop away she will nudge it back with her paw. When its in the tank she never leaves its side. She loves her Phineous frog!"

Shifty eyes

[will you please check out the eyeball action on this frog]

Bluuurrrp!

Ehn! [pushes with nose]

Run away!

I am like, JONESING

"Hey, you know those nuts you’ve been giving us allllll winter long?

Well guess what? [pats forearm rapidly]

I’m baaaaaaaaaack! Now. Hand ‘em over, Bro—no bogarts."

Peepitude

Jeeshe—how stingy ARE you, KT!?

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 13,233 other followers