Sender-inner "SJ" writes: "Stu has become quite full of himself since appearing on Cute Overload … he’s no longer willing to sit idly by and let the cats hog all the racks. He’s on a mission and may soon be popping up at a rack near you…you’ve been warned."
OH MY GODS THERE HE ISSSSSSS!!! RACK ATTACK!
SJ—promise us you’ll share your rack with cats too…and nice touch with the ear-bending.
Here’s what you should do today. Think of EVERYONE in your address book. Young or old. Could they be having a birthday today? Why, yes! Yes, they are! So:
1. Print out this hammie image and present it to them or
2. Send them this URL.
Good deed DONE, PEOPLE!
Way to go, Alice the Ham and Grace H. (milliner extraordinaire)
[Cliff Claven voice] It’s a little-known fact that the, uh, pumpkin is actually a fruit. [twiddles paws]
They won’t mind if I, uh, have a taste, there. [chews seeds]
Just a little gnawin’ woooon’t hurt ‘em. Perfectly reasonable for this time of, uh year there.
Well, I might as well climb on in. [sighs]
Did you know the name pumpkin orginated from "pepon"—the uh, Greek word for "large melon"?
Hey! [echoes] even more seeds!
You know, roasted, they make a nice uh, snack, there.
[chews] You know, it’s a little known fact that, uh, the largest pumpkin ever grown weighed 1,140 pounds.
Well, that about, does it there. [Looks around]
Nice work, sender-inner and T-shirt designer Tom 
No, sugar gliders simply could not be any cuter… I mean, look at this little guy crawlin’ around. They’re totally Beady-eye Central Pocket Pets. Paris Hilton is soooo gittin’ one ASAP.
Krista H., what’s his lil’ name!?
Señor FerretPants here remembers. [say in Pepperidge Farm voice]
In fact, he’s dreaming about it right now.
Those were good times.
BEST EARS of the week, Sarah A.!
It was only a matter of time before hams got in on the action. Little hams everywhere are prolly shoving cats out of racks with a mighty "EHN!" so THEY can have the place to themselves. And whatever hams want—HAMS GIT.
tiny white muzzlepouch thanks to the girl that sent in this delightful photo whom i can’t find in the bajillion email C.O. mailbag after searching for an hour. If you recognize your rack, write in!
It was ONLY A MATTER OF TIME before hams got in on the action. Move over KITTEHS! THE HAMS WANT IN! (Oh, and whatever hams want? Hams GIT.)
Right, Sender-inner who’s email just got placed into the swirling vortex that is the C.O. mailbag and I can’t find it after an hour of searching—<gasp> right?
THIS is completely unacceptable.
What a CRUMBELIEVABLE way to start off the week.
I swear—WHO SENT THIS IN!? [Looking around the room shifty-eyed]
LOL, ‘Tock-sniffin-ham-owner Jane H.!
I just LOOOVE that Dulce de Leche.
Passitover. C’mon.
STOP HOGGING IT!
Squirreltastic image from Chelsea W.
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