Hi.The name’s Professor McGuinulator. I have a—er—request of sorts. [Snorts into hanky] You see, there is this online survey I’d like to, er, ask you to fill out. [More snorting and shuffling of papers]
It has, er, fascinating questions in it, like; ‘what’s your favorite animal?’ And ‘do you have a current passport?’ Heh. You can even skip questions if you want to—the first page is the most important. I might grade you as a ‘C’ if you do that, though.
Vanessa C.; bee-boo-boo-bee-bee-boo-boo! [scientific console sounds]
I’m looking for Mr. Ear Tufts. Have you seen ‘eem?
[Flops outrageously prosh foot over edge]
Thank you. [Paws in respectful posishe]
Accountants everwhere should have ham-powered shredders (yes, shredding appears to be a theme today.) Will you please look at this hamdonculous paper shredder designed by Tom Ballhatchet. Absolute analog genius!
A billion peeps sent this one in, including; MC2, Josh S., Barbara C., Ant, Jaclyn Z., Amy H., Meredith J., Janie K., and Anna 😉
Oh, I see, showing off. Showing off with his one-handed cracker eating. Yes, Richard you ARE better.
Oh, and nice houndstooth, Bro.
Lolo R., Rock and/or Roll!