Will you please check out this attempted glurpitude

OK, first, the B.E.F. draws you in. you can practically SEE your OWN REFLECTSHONS in this ham’s black eyes. Then [wait for it] some beyond-cute Japanese person attempts to feed the ham a sunflower seed, and you can almost see a soft kronsche and look back at the camera. Hello! PRICELESSSS [singsong]

Way to scour YouTubage, Annie M.! Directed by はむろぐ

Complimentary camp snacks will be served at dusk

Chipmonk: Try dees delicious salted peanut. I foraged eet just for you. [Places tempting peanut on lips]

The Raccoon, she will bring dee Chardonnay—it complimaynts the peanut so nicely. I get you another peanut, non?

Chipmunkfeeding

Wine just shot out my nose looking at this pic. Cheers, Cristen L.

I told you not to follow me here!!!

My cover is blown!

I TOLD YOU not to visit me here!

Dammit.

Busted

You are tewtelly busted, Nathan W.😦

C’mere, Bebeh (Part 2)

Kittehs are so sly. Their attempts at inter-species snorgling are well-documented.

Please check out this innocent piglet, getting roped in to the Snorgletron 2000.



Vriendjes
, originally uploaded by kattenspul. Gracias to sender-inner/pointer-outer Paul P.

PS — here’s Part One.

Picnic Lonsche

Will you please check out this McCheekersons, taking his fair share of pouche-filling. [paws outstretched]

Please_suh

More! More! Moggghh! [can’t talk, cheeks getting fuller]

May_i_have_another

I looooooooooof the ‘monks, Kristy W., Kristy W’s sister and Kristy W.’s sister’s boyfriend.

Just like the office

Another day, another dollar. Am I right, People?

[insert rat race joke here]

You get a bonus, sender-inner Brooke B. and BaileyBug06!

Gerbilcopia

This horn o’ plendy gerbils is well…a blessing [cross eyes, head tilt]

Love Señor Muzzlepowsches there on the right. He’s all honkin’ and shuin’.

Gerbilcopia

Excellent B.E.F., Rebecca A. You have learned well.

Eef looks could keel

This gopher/groundhogger is ready for his Spanish telenovela debut.

Check him out, he’s all:

"Maria—you haf—forSAKEN ME! How… how could you?!"

Hes_serious

Gracias, Lizzy H.😉

Drinking game

Gerbil 1: OK OK OKOK the next time Jack Bauer says "Chloe! get me the coordinates" we have to drink OK?
Gerbil 2: Nooooo way [stumbling] we’re gonna be wasted!!!
Gerbil 1: We already are! [glances at t.v.] wait for iiiiit…

DRINK DRINK DRINK!

MAJOR glurping action

Amber L., pass the quarters hic!

[Clears throat] Ahem!

It has, er, come to my attention that [clears throat] not all of you have taken the IMPORTANT [underlines on board] online survey yet.

By end of class, I want you all to have taken the survey.

Or, you will receive the dreaded "C-". And I don’t think your parents will like that one bit.

Readingrainbow

Do you think they bought it, Debbie B.?!

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