Just like the office

Another day, another dollar. Am I right, People?

[insert rat race joke here]

You get a bonus, sender-inner Brooke B. and BaileyBug06!

Gerbilcopia

This horn o’ plendy gerbils is well…a blessing [cross eyes, head tilt]

Love Señor Muzzlepowsches there on the right. He’s all honkin’ and shuin’.

Gerbilcopia

Excellent B.E.F., Rebecca A. You have learned well.

Eef looks could keel

This gopher/groundhogger is ready for his Spanish telenovela debut.

Check him out, he’s all:

"Maria—you haf—forSAKEN ME! How… how could you?!"

Hes_serious

Gracias, Lizzy H. ;)

Drinking game

Gerbil 1: OK OK OKOK the next time Jack Bauer says "Chloe! get me the coordinates" we have to drink OK?
Gerbil 2: Nooooo way [stumbling] we’re gonna be wasted!!!
Gerbil 1: We already are! [glances at t.v.] wait for iiiiit…

DRINK DRINK DRINK!

MAJOR glurping action

Amber L., pass the quarters hic!

[Clears throat] Ahem!

It has, er, come to my attention that [clears throat] not all of you have taken the IMPORTANT [underlines on board] online survey yet.

By end of class, I want you all to have taken the survey.

Or, you will receive the dreaded "C-". And I don’t think your parents will like that one bit.

Readingrainbow

Do you think they bought it, Debbie B.?!

C.O.X.C.U.: Muzzlepooooooow-che

Please check out this ANERABLE portraitof "Maria" the ham, and her picture-perfect muzzlepow-che. It’s like aperfectly executed ‘C.O.X.C.U.!’


Maria close-up, originally uploaded by jpockele.

What do you think?

Hi.The name’s Professor McGuinulator. I have a—er—request of sorts. [Snorts into hanky] You see, there is this online survey I’d like to, er, ask you to fill out. [More snorting and shuffling of papers]

It has, er, fascinating questions in it, like; ‘what’s your favorite animal?’ And ‘do you have a current passport?’ Heh. You can even skip questions if you want to—the first page is the most important. I might grade you as a ‘C’ if you do that, though.

Tell us what you think

Nerd central

Vanessa C.; bee-boo-boo-bee-bee-boo-boo! [scientific console sounds]

Pardon moi, but…

I’m looking for Mr. Ear Tufts. Have you seen ‘eem?

[Flops outrageously prosh foot over edge]

Thank you. [Paws in respectful posishe]

Please_suh

C.O.X.C.U.:

Schnozzle_portion
Sender-inners Erin and Nathan, you are OOC. [out-of-control! say in Dana Carvey doing Regis Philbin voice]

Meanwhile, over at the accountant’s office

Accountants everwhere should have ham-powered shredders (yes, shredding appears to be a theme today.) Will you please look at this hamdonculous paper shredder designed by Tom Ballhatchet. Absolute analog genius!

Bye_bye_tax_forms_2

A billion peeps sent this one in, including; MC2, Josh S., Barbara C., Ant, Jaclyn Z., Amy H., Meredith J., Janie K., and Anna ;)

Major Spooning

Major Spooning, reporting for duty!

[salutes, then snuggles around Lieutenant PawWarmer]

Ferret_ball

OK, OK, "Snickers" ferret is the sable one and "Champ" is the Champagne one according to chat-roomer and Flickrr "Ferret_Person."

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