This site is driving me bankahs

This site drives me crazy. [Baston accent]

Not a post ahw day loyng, then I come home, from a haad day’s wehk, and there ahh like faar new posts!

Drivinmecrazy

What the %$^#!!, Kevin S.?

Peeking pocket hams

Please check out the anerable peeping action at the beginning of this movie. Then, stick around for Oscar-winning footage that follows.

XXXTREEEME B.E.F. CLOSE UP!

LOOK INTO my beady eyes.

You cannot look away, they own you with their beadiness.

You can almost SEE yourself in my eyes, they are Beyond Beady. [B.B.]

Xtremecloseup

Shannon R., nice patio photo shoot…

// UPDATE — click here for Reality-Casual Friday version! …aaand I’m out.  – T. //

Don’t look now, but there’s a squirrel in yer PANNNTS

A bebeh squirrel.

Asleep.

IN YOUR PANNTS.

You know what? [holding hand up] I don’t want to even KNOW how it got there.

Squirreltastique

Ireegardless, he’s super prosh, Katherine B. ;)

Let’s check in on Moses and Cheeps

Last time we saw Moses and Cheeps, they were trying to find each other in the yard.

Is this photo 110% Pixar or what?

Moses: [unbelievably anerable tongue showing] Where could he be…
Cheeps: HERE I AM! [nips Moses' 'tocks]

Look behind you, Moses...

Moses: w00t! Glad I finally found you. Our tree-climbing lesson can begin…
Cheeps: Follow moi!

Oh, for crying out loud, this is redonk

C.O.X.C.U.:

Coxcu

Whomevah in teh Comments suggested a t.v. show called ‘Hamster and Finch" was spot on! Hee! Let’s do it, Hannah W.!

HAM PILE!!!

HOP ONNNNNNNNN!!!!

Ham_pile

I love the guy bottom right, he’s all: "I am dee-fayns-lays against dee pile!"

C.O.X.C.U.:

Calgon take moi Awaaaaaaaaaaay!

Stephanie F. saw this "Gynormous pile" of hams at a street fair in Paris; "snorgling like crazy" hee!

Flo, pass the US weekly, my manicures’ about to start

I mean, LOOK at my nails, they’re a hideous mess.

Can you give me ‘Action length’? ’cause I wanna look sporty this month.

Yeah, Jailbait is my favorite color. I’m going out tonight.

Manicure_pleeeze_2

Codi B., those teeny tiny nails are super prosh.

Clogged Internets

Clogged_internets

I love you People.

Sending me ridiculous photos like this.

Will you please look at these hams, clogging the Internets.

That is all.

Thank you, David G. ;)

Ahn. [Head tilt]

WAIT!

WHO’SES HEAD IS TILTING NOW?!

I AM BEING MOCKED!

Head_tilt

By the way, the proper way to do the head tilt is: 1. Head tilted at approx 4 degrees left, and 2. Mouth slightly opened 3. Dazed look on face. Not bad, Sandy…

Rendezvous?

Moses: Where’s Cheeps? Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeps! [calls out into the grass]

Snorg

Moses: "Cheeeeeeeps! Oh, Cheeeepers!"
Cheeps: "OOF!—get off moi! zees eenstant!"

Snorg3

Moses: I really don’t get it. I"m on time and everything. [Looks around] I better place an ad on Craig’s list Missed Connections…

Snorg2

Hannah W.—Awwesthum.

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