Clogged Internets

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I love you People.

Sending me ridiculous photos like this.

Will you please look at these hams, clogging the Internets.

That is all.

Thank you, David G. ;)

Ahn. [Head tilt]

WAIT!

WHO’SES HEAD IS TILTING NOW?!

I AM BEING MOCKED!

Head_tilt

By the way, the proper way to do the head tilt is: 1. Head tilted at approx 4 degrees left, and 2. Mouth slightly opened 3. Dazed look on face. Not bad, Sandy…

Rendezvous?

Moses: Where’s Cheeps? Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeps! [calls out into the grass]

Snorg

Moses: "Cheeeeeeeps! Oh, Cheeeepers!"
Cheeps: "OOF!—get off moi! zees eenstant!"

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Moses: I really don’t get it. I"m on time and everything. [Looks around] I better place an ad on Craig’s list Missed Connections…

Snorg2

Hannah W.—Awwesthum.

Nooooooooo!

Baaaaad news, Bears.

We just lost a member of the Cute Overload family. Ms. Lucy 2.0, of HamsterTracker fame, has passed away. :(

Lucy brot great joy to all those who followed her whopping 485,033.25 meter run on her treadmill. each meter and fraction thereof was lovingly tallied by Mathijs, her owner.

Let’s all have a paws up moment for dear Lucy, and Mathijs, we wish you swift, running, happy Lucys in your dreams…Baroooooo!

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Here is my favorite Lucy memory, when Mathijs made served her a "micro cheeseburger" while "Cookin’ for Lucy" series…[sniff]

Ketch a falling hedge and put heem in your pockee

…save heem for a rainy daaaaaaaaaay (Especially if his name is "Tiddlywinkle"!)

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Check out kitteh "Jameson" Yes, named for Jameson’s Irish whiskey—isn’t that obvy? His eyes are half-mast, aren’t they?
Jameson is all "Whatevs—it’s just a hedge. Where my boxes at?!")

Whatevs

And a close up of Tiddlywinkle, who is all balled up (to protect her moistest of nosicles)

Hedgetastic

Rockin’, Laura H., and hilariously adorable.

This hedge photo goes out to Troy and pals ;)

I just have ONE question left…

After allllllll this time doin’ Cute Overload, I just have ONE key-westion left—do hamsters spoon?

Well, do they? THE ANSWER IS YES OMG HOT DAMN

Spoooonin

Cannot

look

away

sender-inner Grace H. and hams: "Meatball" and "Butterbean".
You had to name them that, didn’t you Grace… you had to.

Baroo? [head tilt]

Can you tewtelly see Rachel Ray, hustling around the kitchen for a 30-minute Meals segment and she grabs a dishtowel and she’s all: And now, grilled portabello mushrooms and AHGGGHHHHHHHH!!! THE B.E.F.! IT’S BLINDING!!!

Rachel_raaaaaaaaaaaay

If someone could please animate the mouse head to tilt the the side for a ‘Baroo?" moment, that’d be greaaaaaat. Nice submishe, Shawn B.

11 on the Applause-O-Meter

[Whispering English accent into a microphone] and he has finished the dance with a bow… another stellar performace by Norville, the dwarf hamdancer. No other ham can come close to his ‘Handheld dances’ of perfect execution, tail posistioning, extended paw and ear tuckage. Brilliant…simply brilliant. [audience clapping]

11 on the Applause-o-meter

Pixy, nice composishe!

I shall (tentatively) pet you

Sender-inner Eliza M. sez: “My cat (Katherine Hepburn) found a mouse in our backyard. Well, really, the mouse found her. The mouse (who we named Frank) definitely had the upper hand in this fight, but I caught this rare moment of Katherine touching it (instead of running away). I think she’s thinking “It’s a real mouse! I shall touch it! No, I shall run away.”

Purrrrrrrrrrrr

Eliza M, nice kitteh name and story [head tilt]

Eye spy…

…with my beady eye…

SOMETHING THAT LOOKS DEE-LEE-SHOUS!

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Nice shag, Skyone :]

P.S. it’s taking all muh strengths not to try and bite his little ear off.