Now let’s put you under the dryer for 30 minutes until your hair glows neon green.
Hey friends Tom Nom here for Tom Nom’s Bargain Barn now friends my managers are great and I love ‘em but they’ve ordered too many ferret heads so we’re havin’ a two for one sale you heard me right we’re letten ‘em go for half price so now’s the time to stock ‘em up and stack ‘em up we got balloons for the kids come on down!
He was lost, and then he was found!
“I found this cute fella barking up the wrong tree at the dog park. I carefully pointed him towards a more appropriate tree and provided a small snackage.” -Renée P.
There it is, folks: the twinkle in the eye, the full lower lip with just a hint of tongue… The look that says “Sure, I may have only three fingers on each hand, but am I going to let that bring me down? Golly gee willikers, no!”
Via Randi Deuro.
So you’re thinking of taking up scampering — good for you! Along with tree-climbing and tail-twitching, scampering is a fun and vital part of an active squirrel lifestyle. But play it safe! Always stretch before you scamper.
“That Gecko on the insurance commercial? Meh–NOT. EVEN. BRITISH! He’s from, Portland I think. Flies down FIRST CLASS to do the shoot, then back home! Meanwhile, yours truly is stuck in F L A rooting around for grubs. Or whatever it is we eat. #UNFAIR.”
Submitted by Cuteporter Jacquie W. “Here is a picture of a Wee Gecko I encountered on a trip to Key West a few years ago. He was sneaking around in our poolside cabin, and I scooped him up to take him outside. Please excuse the chipped manicure. :)”