The new Prince has been dubbed, George! Orly? You don’t say. Very well. Then we shall hug heem and squee heem and call heem, George!!!
I can never say no to free samples…
A little from here, a little from there…
… and soon, I’m too stuffed to move.
Via mark byzewsky.
It’s just a brand name, you shouldn’t take it literally. Next thing, you’ll tell me that jumho box of Tide has a tsunami in it.
Via Bruno Caimi.
Tres ooh la la. Zat one and zat one and zat one.
“Un grand merci for your work and your website! I thought you might appreciate these photos of a cute hedgehog discovering my parents’ garden on a sunny afternoon. Monsieur Hérisson is rather photogenic, and didn’t seem to be too scared when my dad took it in picture. à bientôt!” -Emma (from Paris, France)
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Fear Not! Ne’er that kind of chain mail. This kind.
Verily, ye shall seek thee noble Guinea Peeg chain mail on eBay. ‘Tis most splendid! HUZZAH!
Nikki K., what say you? “You HAVE to see this completely redonk eBay listing my vet’s office shared with me. There are a bunch of photos on the listing! This is a charity auction listing on eBay for a hand-made Guinea pig-sized chain mail and helmet to benefit the Metropolitan Guinea Pig Rescue“: Is your pet guinea pig tired of wandering around the house unarmored and vulnerable? Has your guinea pig ever wanted to go to a Renaissance Faire but had nothing to wear? This hand-made scale-mail and tiny steel helmet will keep your guinea pig protected and secure in all situations. The scale-mail is made from polished steel scales and steel rings. It was painstakingly “woven” by me over several weeks in an effort to better prepare my guinea pig Lucky for the dangers of the modern world. The helmet was purchased at a Renaissance Faire later as it was the perfect finishing touch. (Only
5 4 3 2 days left!)
“I’m telling you, I didn’t eat the cheese doodles! I’ve been running in the wheel all morning, and I’ve got witnesses, and besides, they were stale and you woudn’t have liked them anyway!”
Let’s hope so, ’cause the hamster at the other end isn’t very bright.
And this is not eet!