Hair Salon on Planet Purple

Now let’s put you under the dryer for 30 minutes until your hair glows neon green.

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This is Angel. She is a fancy Russian dwarf hamster, proudly pampered by Ashley J.

Ferret Out the Savings!

Hey friends Tom Nom here for Tom Nom’s Bargain Barn now friends my managers are great and I love ‘em but they’ve ordered too many ferret heads so we’re havin’ a two for one sale you heard me right we’re letten ‘em go for half price so now’s the time to stock ‘em up and stack ‘em up we got balloons for the kids come on down!

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Via generalroy.

LEMON?!

Looks like someone’s been watching that Will Sasso lemon video too many times.

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Via Lon G.

Lean Green Crawlin’ Machine

He was lost, and then he was found!

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“I found this cute fella barking up the wrong tree at the dog park. I carefully pointed him towards a more appropriate tree and provided a small snackage.” -Renée P.

It’s… Disney Smile!

There it is, folks: the twinkle in the eye, the full lower lip with just a hint of tongue… The look that says “Sure, I may have only three fingers on each hand, but am I going to let that bring me down? Golly gee willikers, no!”


Via Randi Deuro.

Flashback Friday

“He’d fly through the air with the greatest of ease,

That daring young ham on the flying trapeze!”


Hamster on miniature trapeze, photo by Joseph Scherschel, 1955, Time Life/Getty images. Lyrics from, “The Flying Trapeze” written by George Leybourne in 1867!

Squirrel Fitness Tips

So you’re thinking of taking up scampering — good for you! Along with tree-climbing and tail-twitching, scampering is a fun and vital part of an active squirrel lifestyle. But play it safe! Always stretch before you scamper.


Via slgckgc.

Maw Wars

Well, if it isn’t his honor, our glorious host, Jabba the Hutt.

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So, we meet again, Jabba. Very good to see you.

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And where is our hero, your old friend, Solo?

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Oh. . .

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I have a bad feeling about this.

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Bring me the Wookiee!!!

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Life’s bean good for Cocoa Bean, Judith K.

Not ALL Of Us Are TV Stars!

“That Gecko on the insurance commercial? Meh–NOT. EVEN. BRITISH! He’s from, Portland I think. Flies down FIRST CLASS to do the shoot, then back home! Meanwhile, yours truly is stuck in F L A rooting around for grubs. Or whatever it is we eat. #UNFAIR.”

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Submitted by Cuteporter Jacquie W. “Here is a picture of a Wee Gecko I encountered on a trip to Key West a few years ago. He was sneaking around in our poolside cabin, and I scooped him up to take him outside. Please excuse the chipped manicure. :)”

I Am Tink of the World!

Pish posh stiff upper leep and all that.

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Emily R. presents! “This is my piggy, Tinkerbell – Tink for short. She looks like her personality in this photo – princess-y and aloof. She’s spoilt, but I love her. And I think she’s gorgeous.”