by Prongs on September 11, 2009
You’d be surprised to learn how many people don’t do their research before buying a hybrid. Sure, they think they’re doing the environmentally-responsible thing, plus they’ll save money on gas. A win-win, right? Well, if they ever bothered to take a look under the hood to actually see what’s powering their hybrid, they’d realize that the amount saved on gas, won’t compare to the cash spent on walnuts. And the heckling. My God, the heckling…
“Well what the hell were you expecting? You think this thing runs on rainbows and unicorn tears?”
“Do I’s come to your office and go lookin’ under your desk? If you want to get to work before lunch, I suggest you close that hood then back away real slow. Oh, and if you want Zuko over there to stop chewing on your air filter, then you best bring the nuts. I ain’t gonna ask twice.”
“Lady, honest to God, if you don’t stop starin’ at me with that gaping mouth from behind that wheel, I’m gonna bring in the squirrels.”
I hope your stowaways made the transition from car to yard quite nicely, Tammy G.
by Prongs on September 10, 2009
I’m not sure if it’s my haircut (the “Donald Trump Special”), or if it’s just my all-around obsession with all things me, but suddenly I’m feeling very feline.
And, might I say, “Worst feeling ever.” If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go need to spike my alfalfa with arsenic.
Did you use a bowl for that cut, Momo?
by Meg on August 31, 2009
Yep, juuuuust gonna take a nap in this hole here…
But something’s not working.
Oh well [Yaaaawn]
Stuart’s Moment of Brilliance was captured at the Minnesota Zoo by Carolina A.
by Meg on August 31, 2009
I love, I love my calendar squirrel
Yeah, sweet calendar squirrel
I love, I love, I love my calendar squirrel
Each and every day of the year.
Cute Overload Page-a-Day and Wall calendars NOW AVAILBUHLS. Licking Squirrelio Iglesias sent in by Zarina M. Lyrics are a blatant rip-off of ‘Calendar Girl’ by Mr. Neeeeeeeeeeeeeil Sedaka!
by Meg on August 30, 2009
Have I told you all the one rule we have for accepting submissions onto the site? It’s simple really. If a photo (or video) elicits a squealing sound from our team of reviewers, it’s IN!
I give you exhibit A:
And B:
Sender-Inner Leila J. says: “Our office hamster, Peaches, is a bit of a trollop, and somehow managed to become impregnated and birth a litter of 11 without us noticing she was “in the family way.” It’s a happy-ending story, though, as she didn’t eat any of them and instead instructed them all in the worldly delights of noshing on fresh pattypan squash and strawberries. (related story: anyone want a hamster?)”
(… OK, play it cool now; let him keep dangling it for a bit… just wander past nonchalantly… look interested, but not too interested… then just casually stroll over and oh who the hell am I kidding I want it I want it give it to me it’s my birthright as an adorable woodland creature dammit it’s mine all mine!!!)
Now I’m wondering what he’d do for a Klondike bar, Maria N.
by Meg on August 23, 2009
Come on, like you’re surprised about this.
You knew this was coming. Right-click, download, and make a Pika your avatar TUHDAY!
by Meg on August 23, 2009
Sure, he’s no JAPANESE Pikachu, but he’s damn close. Roundness caused by lack of arms and legs helps:
Hey Judy W., those American scientists better make the eyes bigger if we’re gonna compete with Japan…
by Meg on August 19, 2009
“We still have the Empire State building and the Statue of Liberty to visit before we catch the train back to Pittsburgh!”
Monica M. we are on a schedule! Go!
