Squeaky Clean Toebeans

It’s time to clean the toebeeeeeeans!!!!

Ta-daaaa. How’s that? I’m waaiiiiting.

Fave Frame:

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Complete version of “Shocked White Mouse!” via YouTube.

We Are the All-Seeing Oracle of Squee

There is no need to speak — we know why you are here. You seek Teh Qte, the ultimate expression of cuteness in the universe. While we put our heads together on that, how’s about an offering of sunflower seeds?

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Via Reddit.

(I Got Dem) Post-Christmas Blooz (Updated!)

[If you recall, Wolfie got all worked up about some overseas pals visiting for Christmas. The downside is, all visitors eventually return home. -Ed]

(Traditional Blues/Public Domain: composer unknown)(Sing like George Thorogood.)

Now it’s 3 weeks after Christmas (da da da DUM..)
An’ my friends went awaaay (da da da DUM..)
Somewhere way waaaay far off (da da da DUM..)
Dunno where- they wouldn’t say (da da da DUM..)

Now it’s cold Januaaaaary (da da da DUM.)
And I got dem post-Christmas blooz (da da da DUM..)
They gave this little squeaky toy (da da da DUM..)
I’d rather chew on their shoes. (da da da DUM.)

Wolfie New Year 3
“Wolfie’s friends went back to Singapore. Now he just sits and stares out the window completely forlorn.”

“He had been moping around for days, wondering where they went. We bought him a new squeaky toy to cheer him up and he’s finally starting to perk up again.” -David E.

UPDATE!

“Wolfie is 2 years old now… below at 10 weeks with his “big” sister! He’s always been such a little monkey!”

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We’re Here for You, Chloe

This is such a sweet photo portrait in memory of your anerable hammy, Biddy. Such a cute, friendly fella. Even if it gets us all teared up, CO is a place for sharing special moments and many others will be there for you.

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“Biddy was our beloved Djungarian. Sadly, he developed an untreatable infection and had to be put down today. We snapped this pic on an iPad mini when Biddy was just a pup and feel it’s a fitting tribute to our little buddy!  We love you, Biddy!” – Chloe D.

Ferret Fotobomb

I think my brother Teddy might be a spy. But it’s probably just my imagination.

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“This is Toby (in front) and Teddy (in back). Was supposed to be a photo of Toby but Teddy photobombed it! Still cute though!!” -Kate S.

This Sofa is Big Enough For All of Us

Or, one hamster having a bad day.

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Via Imgur.

THIS JUST IN: Pocket Gopher ACTION!

From Cuteporter KB: “She’s a Pocket Gopher! Seriously that’s the real name. This sweet little one arrived at the California Wildlife Center in Malibu, California last night. She has an injury :( but they’re helping her get back on her feet. With carrots bigger than her head!”

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“It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hamsters.”

“uh uh uh uh, yeeeaaahh!” …Such a cute Taylor Swift song.

What? That’s not how it goes? According to the latest compilation of misheard lyrics for 2013, we’ve been singing it wrong all this time!

Well, we don’t think so! Hamster pants forever!

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For more mondegreen go to Today.com. Encore Presentayshe images via the internets and Pyza’s photostream.

Dumbo II: The Magic Peanut

In the long-awaited sequel to the Disney classic, Timothy Mouse’s cousin Ignatz Sqerl attempts to convince Dumbo he can scuba dive, only to thwart his own plans when he gets a case of the munchies.

Friday Haiku: Pika-Boo

Tiny fur creature
Scurries here-there-everywhere
Looking for foodski

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From the wide world of NatGeo.

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