Oh, mah darrr-leeng (smack! smooch!) … our loff (slurp! nibble!), eet weel leev for-evaire… (grope! squeeze!) Until ze sun, she goes cold (honk!) and ze leetle stars, they stop (om nom nom!) with their tweenk-leeng… (whoops! crash!)
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Poor Sarah Bernham. Can’t catch a broccoli break. 
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Amazingly, lil’ Kumanoko always appears to have his mouth open in astonishment. Prolly amazed by his own cuteness. Even HE can’t believe himself!
OK, perhaps most precious detail photo EVAR? You cannot disagree.
Snorting brocca-leh! She’s snorting! UHN [Say in Dana Carvey voice]
Once again, Seattle Roll gets the prize for best macro hamster lens.
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Sender-Inner Courtney S. says: “This is my robo dwarf hammie. When I hold him (he hates to be held) he flops on his back and just gives up. He’s over dramatic.”
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Mr. Manager will see you now.
Mr. Manager is all: “boop boop boop beeep boop boop beep” on his computer
Mr. Manager WILL fire you if you don’t deliver on the Thompson account
Brisa E and Megan Q., there are few people weirder than you.
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Er, to stuff. not to go—to stuff.
Jorma M. check it out, he’s all ‘please Suh, may I have anothuh?’
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In an amazing series of photos, a fearless rat stared down a mighty leopard–and the leopard blinked. While the puzzled cat sniffed and watched, the rat helped itself to the leopard’s steak dinner. Be sure to read the full story at the Mail Online.
I’ve had nightmares like this before, John L. (I’m always the leopard.)
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Browse enough message boards, or open enough e-mails, and odds are you’ve seen a few animated GIF images — tiny video clips full of endlessly-repeating hilarity, their sources long forgotten. Below, a few favorites (about 2MB each):
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This hamster is as sick of French lit as I am:
This submission via our Twitter thanks to Jules9687. Free calendar to whomever can tell me what book that is!!!
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(The following has been typed in Overact-O-Vision™, which will cause you to hear it in the Emperor’s voice from “Return of the Jedi.” Discontinue use if you experience dizziness, tingling in extremities, or urge to chew scenery.)
Goooood, my young apprentice. I can feel the “squee” swelling within you now. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
I am defenseless. Take your Jedi weapon. Strike me down with all of your redonkulousness and your journey towards the cute side will be complete!
From Animals With Lightsabers, found by Bill S.
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