Chipmunk Hairstyling Tips

Fellas, ladies love that “just out of bed” look. So muss up your hair just before that important date.

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Chipmunk? More like chipHUNK, right, Donna R.?

Have You Hugged Your Hedgehog Today?

Have you loffed ‘em and petted ‘em and squeezed ‘em?


“The Professor, with his stuffed Teddy Bear.” -Maria M.

The Adventures of Rocket Rat!

In today’s action-packed episode, our plucky but somewhat gullible hero falls for the old legend about the moon being made from cheese, and races to claim it for himself!

Via CutestPaw.

It’s Been A Really LONG Day…

…so if you don’t mind a lot, I am gonna just curl up here and shut ‘er down. See you Monday morning!

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Via Imgur.

INCOMING!

This little glider has a smooth launch, but the landing looks a bit… rocky (snert).

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Flashback Friday

Ever since wayyy back in 2002, March has been National Adopt-a-Rescued-Guinea-Pig-Month. Here we see how guinea piggehs have been spreading the cute since at least the 1950s.

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1950s Guinea Pig with girl. From the Cleveland Metro Parks Zoo Resource Library.

Horse-squirrel? Squirrel-horse? Squorse?

Greetings, cheerful little woodland creatures! Good day, Chester the Chipmunk! Happy to see you, Raymond the Raccoon! Top of the morning, Harold the Horse-Headed Squirrel — who the where the what now?!

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Yes, this horse mask squirrel feeder is a real thing and you can buy it here and it will come to your house and then you will have it and it will hunt you down in your dreams.

A Duncan Butterfly Yo-yo?!

Wow, that takes me back. I used to do all kinds of tricks with mine. Once I did a walk-the-dog into a round-the-world finish, and smashed our TV. Or the time I did a behind-the-back triple loop, and broke Mom’s antique vase. Over time, I got pretty good at it, too. Plate-glass window? Gone. Dad’s bowling trophy? Kiss it goodbye. Oh, those were the days…

Anyway, here’s a picture of a cute rodent.

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Via Mashable.

‘Allo, Mah Darl-leeng…

Ah apollo-jahse for arriveeng in your keetchen wisout an een-vee-tay-shon, but I could not keep mahzelf away. You look so ravisheeng in your housecoat and slipp-ayres, my loff. Now, eef you weel cease wis zhe shriekeeng, I shall make zhe toast to your beauty…

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Via Mashable. Update: “not”

See Things Only a Squirrel Could Believe!

Did you know that dinosaurs and squirrels roamed the Earth together? It’s true! Just one of the many fascinating factually true facts waiting for you at The Museum of Alternative Natural History!


Over 30 lifelike exhibits will show you the absolute truth that so-called “paleontologists” and “scientists” don’t want you to know!

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You’ll see how squirrels and dinosaurs lived together in harmony, and invented fire, agriculture, linoleum, moveable type, and the classic Partridge Family lunchbox!

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So when you’re ready for real answers, come to The Museum of Alternative Natural History! Just $24.95 for adults, $19.95 for impressionable children! Free parking!

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Via The Daily Mail.

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