Posts tagged as: Pocket Pets

Increase Your IQte Today

Everybody wants a higher IQte. ‘But I’m cute enough already!’, you say. Actually, that was your Mom.

For real life results, you too can be decadently cute by consuming silly hamster photos and studying the Rules of Cuteness!

…and eating up all your spinach, Hannah.

On the Tenth Day of Cutemas,

My true lof gave to me: Ten prairie dogs a-shooting!


How’d these guys get through basic training, Peter Dutton?

Move Over, Martha Stewart

This season, turn your regular old pine ‘n’ holly centerpiece into a SHOWSTOPPER!
Simply add a spiky store-bought hedge and turn this classic arrangement into anything but!


Fritz the Christmas Hedgehog is by Sender-Inner Serena N.

Limited-time FREE offer!

What? Christmas almost here and you still haven’t bought a Cute Overload page-a-day or wall calendar for yourself or someone you love? Well, to sweeten the deal, the next 100 buyers get this HamBlast™ XL-3200 hamster launcher absolutely free!*


Photo of Lucy by Mathijs V.

* To claim item, customer must personally hand deliver the original, unwrinkled, laminated and framed sales receipt to Cute Overload Redemption Center, Andahuaylas, Peru, between the hours of midnight and 2 PM during a full moon. Bring tap shoes. Allow two to three years for processing. Shipping and fulfillment charges may apply; payment terms may be arranged through our Financing department. Offer not valid in southern hemisphere. Also in northern hemisphere. Offer shall be null and void if the party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as “the party of the first part,” fails to adhere to conditions of this…

Holiday Hat-Off

Hats off to these cuddular ani-pals. WHO WORE IT BEST? You decide.

Contestant 1: Lovebird Santa


Contestant 2: Meme the kitten’s Dad’s reindeer antlers:


Contestant 3: Beluga Santa! He looks so natural:


Contestant 4: Balbinka the Peeg doffs his fedora:

The Story of BALBINKA
And finally, Contestant 5: The saddest puppeh in all the world:

Santa's Little Helper

Lovebird Santa sent in by Ant at AQFL, Famous Japanese Kitten Meme’s father, who is also PDC (Pretty Darn Cute) in a reindeer hat via 飼い主の hana, Beluga Santa via The Daily Mail, Balbinka the Guinea Pig by the famous Pyza*, Saddest basset pup ever by Hannah19. Aghhhnn.

We Interrupt Cute Overload to Bring You This Breaking Story of Alien Invasion!

“… and now the doors of the spaceship are opening, and the first of the visitors are stepping out to greet the crowd… They seem to walk upright, and stare at us with large, unblinking eyes… Although unarmed, they appear to have a sort of mind control that causes people to say ‘awww’ and ‘wookit dat’s so cute!’ repeatedly…”


Another quality foraged link by Ant.

And Now, a Word From Our Sponsor

Hey friends come on down to Crazy Louie’s Carpet Warehouse we got bargains galore on cut-pile, dog-pile, dirt-pile, gomer-pile you name it we got it we even throw in a free hamster with every roll how do we do it you ask? well it’s simple we buy in bulk and pass the cuteness on to you so come on down that’s Crazy Louie’s in the Vista del Pueblo del Mar Outlet Mall in Irwindale and I’ll see’ya here.


“Peek a boo,” says Flickr user Jannes Pockele.

I’d Like to Propose a Toast

Hold your hedgehog like a drinking cup,

But watch out when you say, “Bottoms up!”


We think Professor RB Prickles is neat as a pin! David C. says this is his 10 month old hedgie, and the RB stands for Root Beer.

The Six Million Dollar Anh!

Sugar glider Rosie, astronaut. Seriously tangled up in a test flight. A sugar glider barely presentable. Ladies and Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic sugar glider! Rosie will be that sugar glider! Better than she was before!


And CUTER! Um no, there isn’t any way to make her cuter.


Sugar glider Rosie deserves some bionic sugar cubes, Ashley A.

Memories, Light the Corns of My Mind

On sunny days, General Gustavus Fuzzbee takes his ritual afternoon stroll and lingers over memories of many fine kernels he met during his years of valiant service in the Royal Pouchstuffers.


Jess G.’s hamster, Smoothie, outside for a walk for the first time.