I Love the Classics

Right now, I’m reading David Copperfieldmouse, the gripping Victorian tale of an orphan who is abandoned at birth, adopted by strangers, kidnapped by ruffians, shipwrecked at sea, menaced by sharks, kidnapped by different ruffians, pursued by wolves, kidnapped from the second ruffians by the first ruffians — and that’s just chapter one!

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Via polimaslo.

I Got No Strings on Me

“I mean, everyday it’s just the same old routine: Climb down the tree, forage for nuts, climb up the tree, go to sleep, do it again. And I ask myself, is that all there is? Do I get any choice here? How about you; you ever get that feeling you weren’t in control of your own life?”

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The backstory on this picture is really touching, so take a look.

I’m Bustin’ Outta This Joint, See?

First, I’m gonna do my Tom Cruise-dangling-from-the-ceiling bit as I break outta this cage, then take the elevator to the basement, sneak past the guards, hop in a getaway vehicle, and bust through the wall! Meanwhile, Doctor Who will tell you how I manage to pull it off!

From the BBC via The Mary Sue.

This Meeting of the Loyal Order of Hamster Wizards Will Now Come to Order

Thank you. Before we move on to new business, I want to remind you that brother Harfurt Fizzywigg’s workshop on charms and incantations in the defense against cats has been moved to Mondays.

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Now then, it has come to our attention that certain members have been using the spell of fructus amplifico in Mrs. McGinty’s vegetable garden again. Not only does this unauthorized use of magic threaten to expose our secret order, but Mrs. McGinty nearly tripped on a twenty-foot carrot. So it won’t happen again — right, brother Bumblefogg?

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Via TTsuruda.

Restaurant Fads of the 1970’s

No high-rise hotel of the 70’s was complete without a revolving restaurant perched on the top floor. This trend reached its zenith with the opening of the ultra-exclusive Café Vertige, which seated one only.

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Via Ministry of GIFs.

Ayup, Alfalfa’s Comin’ in Good This Yee-ah…

Corn’s all planted, hay’s all bailed… Nothin’ to do now, ‘cept chew on this hee-ah straw an’ wait for spring. Sure hope we get an early spring this year, on account of my jaw gets powerful tired after a spell…

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Hmm, Interesting!

Well, I never. Really? You don’t say. That is absolutely fascinating. I did not know that. My, the things they can do these days. My, oh my. Don’t that beat all? This is most interesting, do go on.

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Posted to Imgur by Yhetti.

Say Goodbye to “Guinea Gut”!

Too much Christmas food creating unsightly tummy bulge? Get back in shape with the Playtex 24-hour Peegirdle!

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Via Lyn Lomasi.

It’s a Cinch, Says the Chinch

No worries, mate, it’s in the bag. The fix is in. No problemo. Fuggedaboutit. You’re good to go. Hakuna matata. Nod’s as good as a wink, eh, know what I mean, say no more?

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The Music Goes ‘Round and ‘Round

“Wow, talk about your long-playing records! I’m getting dizzy, Miss Lizzie!”

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