I’m an old cowham, just a-riding ’round the land
Got a toothpick in my mouth and a lasso in my hand
Gotta round up all the piggies, keep an eye out for the strays,
‘Cuz they’s orn’ry little critters, runnin’ every which-a-ways.
So it’s chase ‘em down and land ‘em, tie ‘em up and brand ‘em,
Some days ya gotta love ‘em, and others ya can’t stand ‘em.
Gotta drive ‘em cross the prairie, forty mile to get your pay,
Then we spend it all in town, chompin’ corn and brocc-a-lay…
Yo-de-layyyyyy… yee-haaaayyyy… de-hooooooo!
Guinea Pig Rodeo ~ Piórko & poor Balbinka by pyza*
Winnie the Pig had a date. A hot date. It was his first in weeks, and since he wasn’t about to go and blow it, he had to make sure everything was just right. So obviously, he brought in reinforcements:
Listen, if it was your intention to bathe in Drakkar Noir and possibly kill your date with cheesiness, then you exceeded expectations. I mean, I think my nose may have stopped twitching.
Here’s the thing: It looks like Arthur Fonzarelli took a greased comb to your hair, and yet it doesn’t occur to you to pluck a nose hair? It’s surprising considering they’re practically hindering your eyesight.
Here’s to the partnership, Maria L.
by Meg on October 25, 2009
If I feed you parsley, will you unclog the Innernets? Please?
[Grabbing cilantro just in case.]
Thanks, Mathijs and Lucy 4.0 over at HamsterTracker, where Lucy helps power the Internets on her wheel, one meter at a time. At press time, Lucy’s at 146,119.47 meters in 48 days.
Sweetness meets sweetness
Will your haiku stay crunchy
Even within milk?
Dig ‘em, Megan G. (No, wait, that’s Smacks.)
Hey there, kids! Welcome to my super-fun TV playhouse! All my favorite TV pals are here, like Bucky Bear, and Sally the White Object That Might Be a Bunny (I think she passed out on the swing set)!
And you’re just in time to see me hop on my flying carpet and travel …
To the moon! OK, here I am on the moon… The lunar surface is really bumpy…
… and it smells just like fabric softener! Oh, well, as long as I don’t meet up with any scary moon monsters I should be…
… fine.
Benny’s TV Playhouse is a Jess E. Production! Benny trained by Jess E.! Sets designed by Jess E.! Benny designed by Benny’s mom and dad! Photos by Jess E. and Jess E.’s Mom! Executive Senior Script Consultant, NTMTOM! Fake moon landing set by NASA (I knew it)! See’ya next week, kids, YAAAAAY!!!
Doctors have yet to determine a trigger, but all unanimously agree that when one lapses, they all lapse. One of the more tragic cases focuses on Hammy. When asked how he got himself into such a sad mess, he responded:
“Maru, OK! I learned it by watching Maru!“
Poppy was one-of-a-kind, Karen B.
by Meg on October 20, 2009
And push some of that blue fluffy stuff my way. I’m going back to bed.
Amy F., turn those lights OUT
When packing your cute creatures for a cross-country move, be sure to wrap them in several layers of shock-absorbent packaging. Using a sock, as shown here, will protect Teh Qte from bumps and bruises without the use of wasteful plastics.
San Diego will make a nice change from Maine, Kendra H.
For longer performances, you may be required to have various animals secreted about your person for extended periods. To ensure their comfort and well-being, always provide snacks just before going onstage.
“… and so he staggers in, (streeetch!) after drinking with his buddies until two A.M., (urrnngh!) and just looks at me like ‘what’d I do?’ even though he knew (hrrrrmph!) it was the six-month anniversary of our first date.”
“Listen, sweetie, (huff, puff) you need to stop being a (pant, pant) doormat and own this situation. (wheeeze) “
Namaste, Shana.
