Shut Down All Garbage Smashers on the Detention Level!

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“A mouse that went into Mission Impossible mode in my house last year,” explains Redditor sharkyshark7.

No, You’re NOT Seeing Things

none1461__700That’s a Tiny Hamster. In…a Tiny Playground. From Bored Panda.

Give Us Your Answer, Do

We’re half crazy, all for the loff of you!!

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“Hi, this is my cute new Robo Hamster, Daisy. Standing in a glittery hamster tunnel while munching on a snack activates Super Cuteness Powerz every time! Photo was taken by me, Amy F.”

New Balance™, The Choice Of Gerbils Everywhere

[Used to be a Nike™ guy, but these come in "Extra Wide" sizes, which means I got more room to move around. I wish the Hoomin had used Odor Eaters, though.]

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From Happy Gerbil Moriah P.

The Leeps The Leeps The Leeps The Leeps

(Oh and the leetle peenk tongue.)

People, this is Redonk taken to a new level. Got ‘cher Elephant Shrew right heah.

Nothing to do with, well, U know.

Tea and No Sympathy

“… and then Leroy, that’s Gloria’s uncle’s cousin’s sister’s youngest (more tea?), well, he up and announces that he’s going to Tibet instead of technical college (how many sugars, sugar?), and I swear you could’ve heard a pin drop… Oh, but listen to me rattle on, I’m not boring you, am I?”

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Easter Bunny’s Little Helper

For the first time ever, the Easter Bunny has outsourced the task of filling all the baskets…

“Hmmm, chocolate eggs or dehydrated vegetables, I am always getting those two things confused.”

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“I would like to share some pictures of my chinchilla, Mr. Fluffy Littlefoot. I love reading your site whenever I need a pick-me-up or to brighten my day. Keep up the great work and I hope you enjoy my pictures. Also, here are some collage art portraits of the little guy.” -Megan C.

The Many Faces of Marutaro

Marutaro the hedgehog is getting a little help finding his true hedgie inner self.

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Via Buzzfeed.

Chipmunk Hairstyling Tips

Fellas, ladies love that “just out of bed” look. So muss up your hair just before that important date.

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Chipmunk? More like chipHUNK, right, Donna R.?

Have You Hugged Your Hedgehog Today?

Have you loffed ‘em and petted ‘em and squeezed ‘em?


“The Professor, with his stuffed Teddy Bear.” -Maria M.

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