‘Allo, Mah Darl-leeng…

Ah apollo-jahse for arriveeng in your keetchen wisout an een-vee-tay-shon, but I could not keep mahzelf away. You look so ravisheeng in your housecoat and slipp-ayres, my loff. Now, eef you weel cease wis zhe shriekeeng, I shall make zhe toast to your beauty…

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Via Mashable. Update: “not”

See Things Only a Squirrel Could Believe!

Did you know that dinosaurs and squirrels roamed the Earth together? It’s true! Just one of the many fascinating factually true facts waiting for you at The Museum of Alternative Natural History!


Over 30 lifelike exhibits will show you the absolute truth that so-called “paleontologists” and “scientists” don’t want you to know!

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You’ll see how squirrels and dinosaurs lived together in harmony, and invented fire, agriculture, linoleum, moveable type, and the classic Partridge Family lunchbox!

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So when you’re ready for real answers, come to The Museum of Alternative Natural History! Just $24.95 for adults, $19.95 for impressionable children! Free parking!

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Via The Daily Mail.

Yawnday, Yawnday,

So cute to see.
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Yawnday, Yawnday,

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it was all,  we hoped it would beeee.

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Don’t yawn, you’ll pass it on:

Fluffyface pup via Sad and Useless.
Kitten via Bored Panda.
Lion/Tiger/Liger cub via DailyMail.
“This is my little ratty boy Rex, enjoying an ear massage so much that he reaches the pinnacle of relaxation and emits a mahoosive yawn.” – Megan D. via YouTube.

I Am Innohcent!

I did not steal your missing sock… I did not steal your missing sock…

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“The Lady Lorraine.” -Brittany D.

Squeaky Clean Toebeans

It’s time to clean the toebeeeeeeans!!!!

Ta-daaaa. How’s that? I’m waaiiiiting.

Fave Frame:

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Complete version of “Shocked White Mouse!” via YouTube.

We Are the All-Seeing Oracle of Squee

There is no need to speak — we know why you are here. You seek Teh Qte, the ultimate expression of cuteness in the universe. While we put our heads together on that, how’s about an offering of sunflower seeds?

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Via Reddit.

(I Got Dem) Post-Christmas Blooz (Updated!)

[If you recall, Wolfie got all worked up about some overseas pals visiting for Christmas. The downside is, all visitors eventually return home. -Ed]

(Traditional Blues/Public Domain: composer unknown)(Sing like George Thorogood.)

Now it’s 3 weeks after Christmas (da da da DUM..)
An’ my friends went awaaay (da da da DUM..)
Somewhere way waaaay far off (da da da DUM..)
Dunno where- they wouldn’t say (da da da DUM..)

Now it’s cold Januaaaaary (da da da DUM.)
And I got dem post-Christmas blooz (da da da DUM..)
They gave this little squeaky toy (da da da DUM..)
I’d rather chew on their shoes. (da da da DUM.)

Wolfie New Year 3
“Wolfie’s friends went back to Singapore. Now he just sits and stares out the window completely forlorn.”

“He had been moping around for days, wondering where they went. We bought him a new squeaky toy to cheer him up and he’s finally starting to perk up again.” -David E.

UPDATE!

“Wolfie is 2 years old now… below at 10 weeks with his “big” sister! He’s always been such a little monkey!”

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We’re Here for You, Chloe

This is such a sweet photo portrait in memory of your anerable hammy, Biddy. Such a cute, friendly fella. Even if it gets us all teared up, CO is a place for sharing special moments and many others will be there for you.

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“Biddy was our beloved Djungarian. Sadly, he developed an untreatable infection and had to be put down today. We snapped this pic on an iPad mini when Biddy was just a pup and feel it’s a fitting tribute to our little buddy!  We love you, Biddy!” – Chloe D.

Ferret Fotobomb

I think my brother Teddy might be a spy. But it’s probably just my imagination.

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“This is Toby (in front) and Teddy (in back). Was supposed to be a photo of Toby but Teddy photobombed it! Still cute though!!” -Kate S.

This Sofa is Big Enough For All of Us

Or, one hamster having a bad day.

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Via Imgur.