The Pitter-Patter of Defeat

Mah feets. Mah feets so beeg. Y’know whut that means?  That means I will never be abuls to find cute shoooes to wear! [little sob]


Maybe my feet are normal and everybody else’s are freakishly small.


From Stefanie K. and her well-balanced, Mango.

They Call This “All-Natural”?!

…Pentapotassium Triphosphate, Aluminum Ammonium Sulfate, Calcium Benzoate, Partially Hydrogenated Blayvinoids, Red Dye #2, Plaid Dye #7, Love Potion #9, Vitamin B-52, Eye of Newt Gingrich, Milk of Amnesia, Arrelliam Sickoffitol…


A once-in-a-lifetime shot by Michael Higgins. More at Huffpo.

The ultimate in-your-face

Please meet Flocke The Dwarf Ham-Ham. Flocke has been hassled day and night by the cat, so The Flocke-ster has decided for a little bit of late night payback- breaking into the kitteh food. Revenge never tasted so good.

How is The Flocke-erama doin’ these days, Stephanie K?

Speechless!

Robo!

Want!


Whee, Carrie T.

Why Stuart, you look so…Little!

Look at Mr. Critter, just peeking out from someone’s jeans. Prolly hiding out from a Very Large Kitteh!

Another Prosh Pixdaus Production from Meow Meow.

Let the Games Begin!

Time yet again for athletes from around the world to face the ultimate challenge. Some will walk away champions, others will just… forget what they were doing and chase their tails. Cue the relentlessly majestic inspirational theme music!

Attempting…Takeoffs!

This critter is motoring somewhere in a real hurry!

Need…more…vertical…thrusts!


Score this a #WIN for Animals Taking Off for their Home Planets.

A thief in the night

This leetle Mouseketeer made a strategic decision to dive into the dog chow bag. Now what? Let’s hear it from Sender-Inner Shoshona K: “This little guy was in my dog’s food bag last night. Cute being his superpower & me powerless over it, I brought him outside where he is now, no doubt living in our mint patch making mouse mojitos.”

Let’s Play: Name That Critter!

Need some help here, People! Megster thinks these guys are gerbils. I…dunno. I do know they are at this very minute trying to steal my soul with their totally adorabuhl little bods.  I mean, get real.  We’ve got snouts, we’ve got leetle teeny feet n’ tails, closed eye capsulz, The Works.  You see what we’re up against…this is serious stuff. So, let’s play Name That Critter!


BONUS CUTE OVERLOAD XTREME CLOSE UP OMG (COXCUOMG):


Total Critter Thanks Go To Kim N’ Marcie!

And they call eet, Munkee Love…

“Oh, my leetle flower, I have a flower just for you.”


Chipmunk salutatshunz headed over to Connie.