Meanwhile, on the U.S.S. Chinchilla…

My friends—dee time has come for my perfect plans to be REALIZED! Say hello to my Giant LAZER! As soon as Colonel Hamster joins me on dee deck, we shall take over dee WORRRRRLD! [sweeping gestures with paws]

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Ah, screw eet. He’s napping again!
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-Special thanks to Alert reader Wendy Nelson!-

Paris Hilton eat your heart out

More from the Sugar Glider flying Squirrel department, this frat bro seems to be enjoying the company of a fabulous lil’ pet.
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This just in: Shelley’s Sugargliders

Alert reader Shelley sends the following delectable photo of her former roommate’s sugargliders to CuteOverload.com. We greatly appreciate such a fine submission! Their names are "Kai" (boy) and "Rin" (girl) (natch) and are absolutely prosh.

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What do Sugargliders look like mid-glide in your living room, when you least expect it just as you place your Thanksgiving Turkey on the table? Why this, of course! Perfectly caught mid-flight by the apt-named Squirrels R Forever.com

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High-Beady_eye-factor, yet high fabulousness factor!

There are those occasions where a perfect little nose leads to a not-so-cute animal (see possum or rat for instance) but in this case, the little head fufills all cuteness expectations! Kudos “Leah” who posted these Flying squirrel photos to the Isadore of Seville web site (whatever that means!).P5190103postP5190101post

Dormouse-tastic

What is there to say about the Dormouse, the cutest animal in the world? First of all, the dormouse sleep three quarters of the year in a nest, which is instantly adorable. They weigh 15 to 30 grams, which is a totally portable Paris Hilton Pet™-sized, and they’re English, so you know when they talk, it’s absolutely charming.Mhd002sleepingdormice
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Chiptych

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This fabulous chip-tych brought to you by the fine folks over at Duck Rock Resort who are taking great care of their Beady-eyed Varmints.

Wuh-eee-sal!

Super special thanks to The UK Gower Bird Hospital who also seem to specialize in fine baby weasel care. One day this little dude will be released to the wild, where he will scamper away, look back, then scamper some more.
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Welcome to the Dollhouse

Alert reader Cory Pinter and his girlfriend (who must be fabulous to have suggested sending this photo) sent this Hamster Haus photo. Obviously, this Hamster just woke up from a nap and is stretching, thinking about his morning cup of Joe and side carrot. Brilliant decorating job he’s done…
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Chipdonkulous

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Oh GET OUT! (pushing you against a wall) THIS is really redonkulous. Is this even real? Because I might have to gouge my own eyes out after having seen The Cutest Thing Known to Man.

Puh-lease!

Someone please tell me what GENIUS put *this* photo shoot together. Look at all the factors here: you’ve got FOUR helpless baby animals, many of whom will gladly kill each other once grown, a Hallmark-riffic background, a “conversation” of sorts, lead by a gerbil-like thing. What could he possibly be saying to the others? “I’m the cutest, but my beady eyes are a drawback in this contest?” Simply stunning! Major props.

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