I Crawl In Here To Get A Few Winks..

…and this HOOMIN opens the lid! Can’t a guy have some privacy?

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Submitted by Mce V., who found this- I’m gonna say dormouse, here.

Their BEF is My BBE

Beady Eye Factor is normally associated with hamsters. But with my Beady Black Eyes I’m the beadiest BEF there is, plain and simple. From the moment I wake you up in the middle of the night, my glittering, globular glare ees the best!

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Gorgeous guinea peeg from Josh Norem.

Guineas From Heaven

:: Angelic choir from above, trumpets, ethereal light ::
Greetings new arrival. St. Guinea Pig welcomes you!
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Why don’t you have a seat? Just need to do a background check. We don’t get many of your kind here.

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OK. If you don’t mind whistling for all eternity, you are free to stay.

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Owner-sender-inner-ographer, Samia K.M. says, “My piggy is so cute!”

Exsqueeze Me

Yeah, I’m adorabuhls like a ninja, prosh like a teddy bear and the rest of me is cuter than a consort of corgis! Whub adout it?

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Baby rattie via Deviantart

Six Reasons Why Pets Are Better Than Dates

Pets snuggle with no ulterior motives.


You expect your pet to sometimes smell funny. You worry when your date does. Conversely, your pet seems to enjoy it when you are especially malodorous, whereas your date does not.


Your pet doesn’t mind so much when you wear matching outfits.


Your pet doesn’t care if you have put on a few pounds, have some extra hair in weird places or if you’re wearing those holey sweatpants. Some dates expect you to step it up.


When you give your pet dinner out of a bag, can or crisper drawer, they act like it is French cuisine.


Your pet will always be happy to see you and will act like it’s been an eternity since they saw you last. If your date is not happy to see you, get a different date. Better yet, get a pet.


In order of appearance: YoYo by Tiffany F, Hank “Hanky Panky” the Tank by Michael and LaTricia P., Mourka by Frank and Anna T., tiny tortoise by P, hungry bunny by Gary and Brenda and chinchilla in waiting by Newhell.

Chinchillas! With! Cheerios!

Masumi T. and husband Chadsen K. just blew the roof off of CO. Gone.

Whaddawehavehere, Masumi? “White Chinchilla (Dad): Shifu. Black chinchilla (Mom): Boba. Gray Chinchilla (daughter): Mimi.”

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“Plain Cheerios were recommended by their vet as a snack, so they’re safe to eat! :)”

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“Shifu one day kept a Cheerio in his mouth for about a minute before deciding to eat it.”

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“I probably squirm every day because of their immense cuteness!” [Imagine that. -Ed]


“If this is submitted you don’t have to use the description I gave at all to describe them, it was just so you get an idea of what was happening. :)” [Oh, we got it. -Ed]
UPDATE! We got another batch JUST IN!

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No Cats. No Rack. Aw, Rats.

A touching tale from sender-inner Deb S. “For a couple of wonderful years we had the pleasure of living with Domino — the cutest fancy rat with the most affectionate personality ever. Unfortunately we had to say goodbye to her recently and now miss her very much. We thought you might enjoy this video of her snuggling in my son’s shirt while nomming a piece of ham.”

Complete with video Nom-Hance!

Smarter Than Your Average Bear

Buckley the Hedgehog will steal your heart, AND

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your pic-a-nic basket.

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Picnic pics by Lindsay C. who says, “Meet Buckley the Hedgehog; the sweetest little pudge-ball you’ll ever meet. They say hedgehogs are grumpy, but Buckley is quite the lover. He’s so cooperative and calm, he seems to truly enjoy each little photo shoot that we have.”

OK, Smile for the Camera!

Leroy, stop that! I told you to smile!


Via Kimberly Tamkun / USFWS

Cough Due to Cold?

Let me get you a tissue.


Get plenty of rest. May I recommend sleeping underneath something? The pressure is quite nice for a congested face.


Corndogs are a cure-all. They certainly make me feel better.


And by popular demand, we bring you TOOF-HANCE™


Penelope Pickles is a little helper! Melissa D. S. says, “Her favorite things are corndogs and naps. You can’t leave your plate idle with her around.” You can follow Penelope on the Facebooks.

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