The Chiptacular Adventures of Chippy the Flying Squirrel

The name’s Tacular. Chip Tacular. I live in a sweet burgundy, velvety, tubular pad.

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I’m what you might call "on the prowl". I show up when you least expect it—the company Holiday party for example… You thought that was punch? guess *hic!* again…

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I need a wingman for this gig. How about that Dude over ther—EHN! [jumps from cup]

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Wot up bro?

[Pup: speechless]

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The hors d’ouevres aren’t bad this year, Huh? Nice sushi station, too. Now if only I could talk to that buh-lond…woo! H-O-double-T! [takes swig of liquid courage]

Dude, Nice chattin’ but gotta bounce. Late! Ehn! [jumps]

[Land's on blond's head]

Pupette: [Muffled] Baroo?

Chip: Listen, Blondie, I know what you’re thinkin. What’s Chip Tacular doing at a party like this? I’d be askin’ the saaaaaaaame thing. It’s just your lucky day.

Pupette: [Gulp!]

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Moochas gracias to Lisa P.

Hamster Hotel

Well since my Baby left me
I founda new place to dwell
It’s down at the end of lonely street
the…Hamster Hotel

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oh Bebeh

(thanks, Olkah!) P.S. EXTRA points if you sing it in a Nigel Tufnel voice.

Teeniest of ears, beadiest of eyes

Announcer: KGERB! ALL GERBILS ALL THE TIME! COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM the STRIPED PILLOW PALACE, it’s your host Benji!

Benji: Sniffle.

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Thanks for posting, Lauren ;)

Remember Lucy 2.0? This is her paw.

You’ll remember that Lucy 2.0 is a sweet lil’ hammie that’s burnin’ rubber over in the Netherlands. Under the careful guidance of Mathijs "The Paw" van der Paauw, Lucy hopes to run 400 thousand meters on her treadmill. This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is her paw.

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Elven gerbils on a quest

\\This just in!\\
The owner of this photo has been found!

Michelle the Cruise Director (of Live Journal fame) posted an entire series of Gerbil adventures 2 years ago. It’s wonderful commentary and so funny.

More Gerbil Adventures

Her sons came up with the idea and shot the photos. They are brilliant! I’d also like to apologize for not getting the credit right on this one. CruiseDirector and sons, will you forgive me? <bowing head>

\\This just in!\\

Throw on your +15 tunic and pull out your +5 mace, my friends, this is GOOD STUFF. The "Elven" gerbils below are prepping for an exploratory journey around their carboard home. Join us, won’t you? Get in the boat! [trippy music starts]

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Sent in by Tina R. Aragorn and Boromir photographed by Michelle and sons.

Just cookin’ up a liiiiitle breakfast

I know there’s been a few pets in pots this week (hmmm, one more and we can make a CATEGORY!)

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Thank you, Christina! Now maybe you can tell us how this all happened!?

Bonsai Hamster

Please forgive moi, but I cannot find the sender of this delightful photo. The only thing I have left is the title; "Bonsai Hamster"—which is just too damn funny. Check out his leetle tail in his Habitrail cup. Way too much proshness.

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Oh, and the patented C.O.X.C.U. [Cute Overload Xtreme Close Up™]

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Aiiiiiie!

Beady Eye Central™ is the place for me!

Beady Eye Central™ is the place for me.
Ferrrret livin’ is the life for me.
Daisies spreadin’ out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
 
Bee-Eee Centrals’ where I’d rather stay.
I get allergic caged in Timothy hay.
I just adore the green grass view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Bead Avenue.

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Featuring Cuteologist (with a Ferret specialty) Skye from Georgia.

The end of a long week

Oh, Thank the lo’ it’s over. Cheese fries at Bennington’s anyone?

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K. Akagami ^—^

1kg of RAW BEAUTY

When they weigh in at this size, they can provide two, sometimes three toupees worth of shedded fur. I think Nicole Kidman has some.

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Jurgen! way to go, bra

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