The end of a long week

Oh, Thank the lo’ it’s over. Cheese fries at Bennington’s anyone?

Kakagami

K. Akagami ^—^

1kg of RAW BEAUTY

When they weigh in at this size, they can provide two, sometimes three toupees worth of shedded fur. I think Nicole Kidman has some.

Toupee

Jurgen! way to go, bra

Drink up this Formula

Formulaic? Perhaps. Seen it before?  Yes. Totally and completely prosh? Indeeeeeed.

Cutie

Sunflower seed brought to you by Li Fen D.

This just in: Squirrels have tongues

It’s TRUE, People! This anerable squirrel has his tongue slurping out. It’s so nice of Patty the Wildlife Rescuer to hold the water faucet on for him, it’s it?

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Glugs go to Jenni H.

The 300 Kilometer Hamster

OK, this guy needs a friggin’ shout out.

Let’s pan over to the Netherlands where Mathijs van der Paauw asked himself the following questions: Have you ever wondered how far and how fast a hamster runs on her treadmill? To find out, Mathijs created a custom HamsterTracker™. Allow me to introduce you to "Lucy" (1.0 and 2.0), the hamster who has clocked 300 kilometers on her hamster wheel.

Check out the stats!

He includes Lucy’s treadmill graphs and water consumption, food expenses, total distance, How to make a treadmill sensor—it goes on and on. This is her treadmill, below:

Picture of my hamster Lucy, beside her treadmill.

He also has some delightful treat recipes:

"The recipe is simple:

  • Wash apple and some fresh parsley
  • Cut out a piece of apple, preferably dice shaped. And don’t use a large knife! like I did. Ask help if you’re under 40!
  • Use a toothpick to punch a small hole in the apple
  • Place parsley in the just made hole
  • Serve immediately! (So the apple is still fresh)"

Treat

Thanks for sending in, Lee B.

Big wheel keep on turnin’

PROUD Hammie keep on burnin!
Rollin!
Rollin! (all right!)
Rollin on a rivah! [squeal in Tina Turner voice]

Tell me one more time!
Rollin!
Rollin!
Rollin on a rivah!

ooh-ah-doo-doo-doo ooh-doo-doo-doo ooh-doo doo doo
[trumpet section]

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Sharon918—you di-int.

Hamster shot

Beer chaser anyone?

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K. Akagami—what would I do without you?

Don’t answer that. [holding hamster paw across your mouth]

Squirrel Jr., reporting for duty

Sanna "Fantasty Fan" P. sent in delightful Flickr photos of beady-eyed squirrel Jr. She also has some delightful white fluffy pup photos that are well worth the click for a look-see!

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Thank you, Sanna P.!

Just a spoonful of Hammie

makes the Cuteness go down! [sing in Julie Andrews voice]

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Look how clean his little feets are! You could one-gulp him, easy. From Sharon918’s Flickie stream. Thanks for sending in, B to the C.

Prepare for your brain to be invaded…

…by this impossibly redonkulous Guinea Pig Philosophy of Life Song. I hesitated to post this, but this penetrating, horrible-arrangement-of-a-song-with-no-real-ending creepy-crawled into my brain over the weeks, begging to be posted. I have annoyed all peeps within earshot—completely. And just what the hell is "Timothy Hay" anyway!?

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Bart T…. Bart T…. Bart T… Look what you’ve done. Oh and yes, I can "dig it."

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