Oh, Thank the lo’ it’s over. Cheese fries at Bennington’s anyone?
OK, this guy needs a friggin’ shout out.
Let’s pan over to the Netherlands where Mathijs van der Paauw asked himself the following questions: Have you ever wondered how far and how fast a hamster runs on her treadmill? To find out, Mathijs created a custom HamsterTracker™. Allow me to introduce you to "Lucy" (1.0 and 2.0), the hamster who has clocked 300 kilometers on her hamster wheel.
He includes Lucy’s treadmill graphs and water consumption, food expenses, total distance, How to make a treadmill sensor—it goes on and on. This is her treadmill, below:
He also has some delightful treat recipes:
"The recipe is simple:
- Wash apple and some fresh parsley
- Cut out a piece of apple, preferably dice shaped. And don’t use a large knife! like I did. Ask help if you’re under 40!
- Use a toothpick to punch a small hole in the apple
- Place parsley in the just made hole
- Serve immediately! (So the apple is still fresh)"
Thanks for sending in, Lee B.
PROUD Hammie keep on burnin!
Rollin! (all right!)
Rollin on a rivah! [squeal in Tina Turner voice]
Tell me one more time!
Rollin on a rivah!
ooh-ah-doo-doo-doo ooh-doo-doo-doo ooh-doo doo doo
Beer chaser anyone?
K. Akagami—what would I do without you?
Don’t answer that. [holding hamster paw across your mouth]
makes the Cuteness go down! [sing in Julie Andrews voice]
Look how clean his little feets are! You could one-gulp him, easy. From Sharon918’s Flickie stream. Thanks for sending in, B to the C.
…by this impossibly redonkulous Guinea Pig Philosophy of Life Song. I hesitated to post this, but this penetrating, horrible-arrangement-of-a-song-with-no-real-ending creepy-crawled into my brain over the weeks, begging to be posted. I have annoyed all peeps within earshot—completely. And just what the hell is "Timothy Hay" anyway!?
Bart T…. Bart T…. Bart T… Look what you’ve done. Oh and yes, I can "dig it."