You PIG!

Sooty the Guinea Pig might be the new hero of men everywhere. Get this. The Sootsters decided he wanted to get into the Girls pen, so tunneled his way in, then proceeded to "romance" each one of the 24 females. One gestation period later, he’s the proud Baby Daddy of 43 new pigs.   


Apparently, after the one-night stand, Sooty slept for 2 days straight. Wot a stud, Muriel L.!


The Pulitzer within his tiny grasp…

Sara the moth set the lens then the stage was set. It was time for Barley to take his shot. The Pulitzer depended on his accuracy. He was not going to lose it to Boris again this year, that bastard Chipmunk.

Steady! he said to himself—steady!!! he waited until the deer and rabbit touched noses and—CLICK!


Thank you, Scott J. and The fabulous Photographing Squirrels series!


Is Memorial Day weekend over already?

[Hesitant sniffing]




K. Akagami, I BOW in your direction. AGAIN.

The Hamtrak ’06

This is not happening, People! Please take a look at these anerable hamster teams, lining up to race at the HamTrak ’06. There’s one called "Rocket Rodent" which is the best name. You can see the movie here if you don’t live in the UK.



At least their wearing protective gear, right Pheral?

Hungry, hungry hippo ;)

Porcelain hippo casualities in Hamsterville! HEEEELP!!! Gulp.


Ruby G. says this hamster goes by the name of "Loretta Jones." AND the hamster has a ‘husband’ by the name of Ricardo Jones. Hammies these days.

Don’t Fear the Meepers

"Were-Bassoonist" (The late-night bassoon-playah) writes: "Lookit the baby ferrets!" Well would ya just look at them? would ya? Oh, and don’t get a flashback from that hallucinogenic blankie.


Is it true bébé ferrets are known as ‘meepers’ ? Holy smokes, that’s the best.




Thank you, Shimmering Lupine and Mistyka!

Well it’s a one for the money, two for the show

Now, go cat GO


Sender ‘Liquidmindquest’ prefers the young Elvis, BTW.

No, hamster tongues are not a figment of your imagination

You thought you only saw hamster tongues in your dreams—the dreams where you went to the Puppy-Comic Book-ice cream-trampoline store. But no. THEY’RE REAL!


I swear it’s true! Thanks to Kappa Alpha frat bros Monty ‘Ornk! Ornk!’ and Wire.

Hee Pig

Hiddy-ho Lil’ Piglets, Flop McGuinersons here and welcome to Hee Pig, live from Kooorrnfield Kounty! The whole gang’s here, but FIRST, it’s winners of the Novelty Clogging Contest… [curtain opens]

The Steele Family Cloggers!!!! [waves paw towards curtain—wild applause]


Unbelievable munchies

Dood, I know, I know, the drum circle can WAIT, MAN! It’s all about these cupcakes right now. wooooo! who MADE these!? They’re like, organic or something. They are GREAT, man!


Delicious, smeared props to “Poison” Evy 😉