Well it’s a one for the money, two for the show

A THREE TO GET READY
Now, go cat GO

Elvis

Sender ‘Liquidmindquest’ prefers the young Elvis, BTW.

No, hamster tongues are not a figment of your imagination

You thought you only saw hamster tongues in your dreams—the dreams where you went to the Puppy-Comic Book-ice cream-trampoline store. But no. THEY’RE REAL!

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I swear it’s true! Thanks to Kappa Alpha frat bros Monty ‘Ornk! Ornk!’ and Wire.

Hee Pig

Hiddy-ho Lil’ Piglets, Flop McGuinersons here and welcome to Hee Pig, live from Kooorrnfield Kounty! The whole gang’s here, but FIRST, it’s winners of the Novelty Clogging Contest… [curtain opens]

The Steele Family Cloggers!!!! [waves paw towards curtain—wild applause]

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Unbelievable munchies

Dood, I know, I know, the drum circle can WAIT, MAN! It’s all about these cupcakes right now. wooooo! who MADE these!? They’re like, organic or something. They are GREAT, man!

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Delicious, smeared props to “Poison” Evy ;)

Weekend of Excess

I’m gonna totally go nuts this weekend! I’m gonna eat as many carrots as possible and PASS OUT!!!

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Hamsters Anonymous sent in by Bill M.

Arrrrrrivaderch!

Heeey Maria! Wadda you wanna cook for? Let’sa go-ah to thee Pizza-reea! [Jumps on the Vespa and kicks out foot]

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Ciao to-a Lincoln G.!

Hamilow

[Sung to the tune of 'Copa Cobana' by Barry Manilow]

Her name was Penny, She was a hamstah
She was the-size of a coin, lots of money she purloined

She would m-e-r-i-n-g-u-e, and do the cha-cha,
She had the tiniest of ears, tiny paws and a striped rear,

And then the punches flew, and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?

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Sent in by Emily White, owned by Dennis Milechin—a 2-week old bébé Russian dwarf hammie.

Allergy season

Is it just moi, or is it like, allergy season from hell? Even Sir HammyPants is sneezing obsessively. HAAAM-CHOO!

Zippy

Big crossed-paws-props to Tammy R. who is doing a phtoo book on hamsters. Tammy, you MUST let us know when your book comes out—great photo!

Mia’s hamsters have names!

A huge THANKS to all who participated over the weekend on naming Mia M.’s hamstows. She would like y’all to know that she has chosen two sweet names and submitted the photo below for you to see.

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"Mei" and "Suki" are great choices, Mia. Congratulations, Marianna, Peg F. for the great suggestions. I still like ‘Mani" and "Pedi" but those aren’t very Chinese, now are they?

Name these Hammies!

Poor reader Mia M. has a dilemma. Two anerable [this just in 'female Chinese dwarf'] hamsters without names! Can YOU help her? Just take a peek as these prosh lil’ girls..

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Hmmm, they like costume jewelry—perhaps fashion designer names?  They like hanging out on elbows and shoulders—perhaps Mani and Pedi? The POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!