Hungry, hungry hippo ;)

Porcelain hippo casualities in Hamsterville! HEEEELP!!! Gulp.

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Ruby G. says this hamster goes by the name of "Loretta Jones." AND the hamster has a ‘husband’ by the name of Ricardo Jones. Hammies these days.

Don’t Fear the Meepers

"Were-Bassoonist" (The late-night bassoon-playah) writes: "Lookit the baby ferrets!" Well would ya just look at them? would ya? Oh, and don’t get a flashback from that hallucinogenic blankie.

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Is it true bébé ferrets are known as ‘meepers’ ? Holy smokes, that’s the best.

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"Meep!"

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Thank you, Shimmering Lupine and Mistyka!

Well it’s a one for the money, two for the show

A THREE TO GET READY
Now, go cat GO

Elvis

Sender ‘Liquidmindquest’ prefers the young Elvis, BTW.

No, hamster tongues are not a figment of your imagination

You thought you only saw hamster tongues in your dreams—the dreams where you went to the Puppy-Comic Book-ice cream-trampoline store. But no. THEY’RE REAL!

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I swear it’s true! Thanks to Kappa Alpha frat bros Monty ‘Ornk! Ornk!’ and Wire.

Hee Pig

Hiddy-ho Lil’ Piglets, Flop McGuinersons here and welcome to Hee Pig, live from Kooorrnfield Kounty! The whole gang’s here, but FIRST, it’s winners of the Novelty Clogging Contest… [curtain opens]

The Steele Family Cloggers!!!! [waves paw towards curtain—wild applause]

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Unbelievable munchies

Dood, I know, I know, the drum circle can WAIT, MAN! It’s all about these cupcakes right now. wooooo! who MADE these!? They’re like, organic or something. They are GREAT, man!

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Delicious, smeared props to “Poison” Evy ;)

Weekend of Excess

I’m gonna totally go nuts this weekend! I’m gonna eat as many carrots as possible and PASS OUT!!!

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Hamsters Anonymous sent in by Bill M.

Arrrrrrivaderch!

Heeey Maria! Wadda you wanna cook for? Let’sa go-ah to thee Pizza-reea! [Jumps on the Vespa and kicks out foot]

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Ciao to-a Lincoln G.!

Hamilow

[Sung to the tune of 'Copa Cobana' by Barry Manilow]

Her name was Penny, She was a hamstah
She was the-size of a coin, lots of money she purloined

She would m-e-r-i-n-g-u-e, and do the cha-cha,
She had the tiniest of ears, tiny paws and a striped rear,

And then the punches flew, and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?

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Sent in by Emily White, owned by Dennis Milechin—a 2-week old bébé Russian dwarf hammie.

Allergy season

Is it just moi, or is it like, allergy season from hell? Even Sir HammyPants is sneezing obsessively. HAAAM-CHOO!

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Big crossed-paws-props to Tammy R. who is doing a phtoo book on hamsters. Tammy, you MUST let us know when your book comes out—great photo!

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