As the Wheel Turns

Hammette 1: "Would you just look at her? She is such a—"

Hammette 2: "I KNOW—She thinks she is so HAWT"

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Hammette 1: "Dewd, we’re audi. Let’s go to Wet Seal or something—I totally need new jeans"

Hammette 2: "Fine—but we gotta stop at Forever 21 first."

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Hammette 1: "OMG PON1ES! she’s like totally coming over here! That bitch!"

Hammette 2: "Just, like IGNORE HER! Let’s go! …Ehn!"

Out

Brought to you by Miss Shari and her delectable photostream.

Tonka truck delivery

Hey, you know those baby mice you ordered? They’ve just arrived. [Beep.... beeep!]

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Thanks for the delivery, ‘Cut It Out’!

Stop the insanity

OK, that’ s IT! I’m starting a ‘Cozies’ category. This is absolutely TOO much. Who dared knit a squirrel sweaer much less GET IT ON A SQWERL? Who dared! Holy Nuts,People. I bet it was the tree sweater woman.

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I agree, Linda, it hadta be hand-raised…

Star your day off RIGHT

Why not start the day off right, with a little hot tea and OH MY GOGGGGGGGALGH [ptoooey hamster fluff in mouth]

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Dwarf Hamster "Sergei" will be serving your tea this morning. Cheers, Cortney A.!

Hollering in amazement

[Hollering] "I can’t believe how outta control the comments got yesterday!"

"I mean, REALLY, PEOPLE!!!" [Still hollering]

Comments

THANK YOU HEATHER ANNE [Still...]

Hamster-sized meals

Ruhmember this hamster and his mini meals? I finally saw them on J-Box. Because you NEED tiny food items for display or for your hamster photo shoots. Check them out. Once again the Japanese are handing our asses to us in (mini) Cuteness. Bless ‘em.

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Then, EBAY is full of the stuff. Holy Mini Muffins!

P.S. Yes, I have a thing for fake Japanese food. I love to look at the Japanese sushi joints with the ‘meals’ in the window.

[Sound of hitting the keyboard with head]

Oh, exscuse me while I BANG MY HEAD AGAINST THE KEYBOARD from FALLING OVER! Ms. Tiny McTailersons is just too, too much. Even her little yellow bowl is cute.

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Her paws look like Q-Tips, don’t they, Ellen C. and Woupidy?

You PIG!

Sooty the Guinea Pig might be the new hero of men everywhere. Get this. The Sootsters decided he wanted to get into the Girls pen, so tunneled his way in, then proceeded to "romance" each one of the 24 females. One gestation period later, he’s the proud Baby Daddy of 43 new pigs.   

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Apparently, after the one-night stand, Sooty slept for 2 days straight. Wot a stud, Muriel L.!

The Pulitzer within his tiny grasp…

Sara the moth set the lens then the stage was set. It was time for Barley to take his shot. The Pulitzer depended on his accuracy. He was not going to lose it to Boris again this year, that bastard Chipmunk.

Steady! he said to himself—steady!!! he waited until the deer and rabbit touched noses and—CLICK!

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Thank you, Scott J. and The fabulous Photographing Squirrels series!

 

Is Memorial Day weekend over already?

[Hesitant sniffing]

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Darn.

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K. Akagami, I BOW in your direction. AGAIN.

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