Chipppptacular

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“A ferret’s tongue is seldom photographed.”

"BOH-hoosh" the modern filmmaker says that ferrets get a bad rap in the state of Kally-fornia. But it’s common knowledge that all ferrets do is seek hard candies with their ever-present tongues. They won’t stop ’til they find it. Obvy.

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Bohus B. and Abbey Ferret—who has a better ear-to-head-ratio?

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"EHN!"

LIl’ Hammie "India" reaches as far as she can to say:

"FEAR MY MASSIVE B.E.F., PEOPLE!" [nose twitch]

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Holy Beadiness, Sabrina R.! Amazing. Perhaps the beadiest I’ve ever seen!

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Nervous McStabby: WOT UP, MY BRUTHUH!!?!

Mr. Sniggles: AW YEAH. THAT’S WOT I’M TALKING ABOUT!

Nervous McStabby: KNOOOW WHAT I’M SAYIN?!

Mr. Sniggles: YAY—McSTABBY IN THE HIZZAND!

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Sara B—Better make sure they don’t multiply…

If rats could purr

They’d look as happy as "Lily", here. I think it’d sound like this too:

"Ruuuurrrrrrrrrrrr"

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Right, Jenny C.?

Suspiciously delicious

You can really taste it’s fragile and delicate qualities—the American oak, the touch of berry—haunting! brilliant!

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Cory P., and "Petunia Olive" ANOTHER brilliant submission!

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There once was a hammie named Joe
Who ate all his O’s on the go,

He was carried around
His munchies, profound!

He could barely wave ‘Cheerio!"

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OMG, I know you can write one better than that, Winnie!

How to make microburgers for your hamster

If you really love your hamster, you will do this for them. [Guilt-inducing hamster look] This recipe from Mathijs van der Paauw (No I didn’t make up that name really has ‘paw‘ in it.)

How to Make micro Burgers for your hamster (exceprt below)

Step 1: Gather the finest ingredients and tools: Ham, bread, optional cheese, something green for the ‘lettuce,’ cutting board, apple corer, and insane amount of free time. Go!

Step 2: Prepare buns: Test the corer on a delectable bread slice. Core out two ‘buns’. Easy—eaaaaasy!

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Step 3: Prepare meat, green stuff and cheese: Again, with the apple corer, prep your (ham) patties, parsley spriglette and optional cheese.

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Step 4: Stack with care

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Step 5: Serve! Let’s see how Mathijs’ pet Lucy the celebrity hamster liked it. Will she give it the paws up?

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Lucy sees her delicious Hamster burger and scuttles over to sniff before….FULL CHOMPING! She likes it! She really likes it! Can you say ‘Sayonara Spriglette"!?

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As always, thanks to Mathijsand Lucy over at HamsterTracker.

HEY!

Nougat the Guinea Pig: “Hey! that is MINE and you know it!”

Toffee the Guinea Pig: [shifty eyes]

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Nougat: “Give it baa…GALGGGH”

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Great, now what happens, Ryan R.?

As the Wheel Turns

Hammette 1: "Would you just look at her? She is such a—"

Hammette 2: "I KNOW—She thinks she is so HAWT"

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Hammette 1: "Dewd, we’re audi. Let’s go to Wet Seal or something—I totally need new jeans"

Hammette 2: "Fine—but we gotta stop at Forever 21 first."

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Hammette 1: "OMG PON1ES! she’s like totally coming over here! That bitch!"

Hammette 2: "Just, like IGNORE HER! Let’s go! …Ehn!"

Out

Brought to you by Miss Shari and her delectable photostream.

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