Posts tagged as: Pocket Pets

This is so Monty Python it’s ridiculous, only this time, it’s a ferret. James W. H., thank you for sending in this delightful photo. For he rest of you; quotes:
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Tim:There he is!
King Arthur:Where?
Tim:There!
King Arthur:What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim:It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur:You silly sod!
Tim:What?
King Arthur:You got us all worked up!
Tim:Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur:Ohh.
Tim:That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin:You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim:Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
Sir Galahad:Get stuffed!
Tim:He’ll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad:Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin:You mangy Scots git!
Tim:I’m warning you!
Sir Robin:What’s he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim:He’s got huge, sharp… er… He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur:Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors:Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!

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"Well, we’ll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit’s dynamite."
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"I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little *bunny*, isn’t it?"

I’m… so… tired, but I… must…. reach… bottlecap…of  milk! [naps for a moment]

[pulls self up] ehn! must, reach…. delicious… milk!

must… not fall…in!

Robert Seber, you are a genius.

That weekend was waaaaaaay to short. Maybe some coffee will wake me up.

Props to Bumpoowilly!

Hold on to your raccoon-furred, tail-swingin’ caps, People, the Cuteness meter just blew up!

Courtesy of Ms. Stephanie R., we present "Ezo Momonga", the flying Japanese squirrel. Apparently every single anime artist in Japan has seen this site, since this little guy is obviously the epitome of all Japanese varmint-esque characters. I mean, look at him!!! And listen to what he’s saying!

[rustling] "I shall swoop into your lives—and CHANGE THEM FOREVER!" [say in Japanese accent]

"Watch as I effortlessly GLIDE INTO YOUR MIND, ERASING ALL THAT WAS PREVIOUSLY CONSIDERED CUTE!"

[jumps off branch] "Ehnn!"

"I shall now BURROW MYSELF INTO YOUR BRAIN and you shall COME VISIT ME DAILY ON THIS SITE!" [cracks a small snack on the tree trunk]

"Oh, yeah."

Photographed by Seiichi Meguro.

[Yoda voice] Beady Eye Factor… High with you, it is.Press too hard do not, Jedi eyes… pop they will! [end Yoda]Thank you, Cat and “Kinoko”!

We’re so sorry to hear that little Baruchito has passed away, Javi. He was a delightful little fellow who inspired your terrific web pages. Reading about little Baru and looking at his photos is always treat, like the perfect little corn kernel. We’re so glad he passed on those qualities to his own little guys. We send you our sincere sympathies and are grateful to have known the famous Baruchito. All the best to you.XO,Cute Overload

[Cliff Claven voice] Listen, uh, before we uh, build the uh, deck, here, we’re gonna need a couple more two by twelves and a C-clamp. And, take a look at the seventh Fetzer valve, will you. I think it’s been sticking.Well-architected props to Kevin L…

It’s come to our attention that Baruchito the Hammie could use some good thoughts heading his way. As one commenter on Baru’s site said so perfectly: “C’mon, Baruchito!” pull through, little guy…