[Cliff Claven voice] It’s a little-known fact that the, uh, pumpkin is actually a fruit. [twiddles paws]
They won’t mind if I, uh, have a taste, there. [chews seeds]
Just a little gnawin’ woooon’t hurt ’em. Perfectly reasonable for this time of, uh year there.
Well, I might as well climb on in. [sighs]
Did you know the name pumpkin orginated from "pepon"—the uh, Greek word for "large melon"?
Hey! [echoes] even more seeds!
You know, roasted, they make a nice uh, snack, there.
[chews] You know, it’s a little known fact that, uh, the largest pumpkin ever grown weighed 1,140 pounds.
Well, that about, does it there. [Looks around]
Nice work, sender-inner and T-shirt designer Tom 😉