Apologies in advance for over-using the Pepe Le Peu voice this week

OOOOOOOOHHHH BEBEH, How I LOF your blue mesh triangle-collared shirt—and dee red hair, like Bree on dee Desparate Housewifes. You—you are Desparate too, non? SSSSSSHHH—don’t say a word… Just let me kees!

Baby

[whiskers whisking] Aleeeex W.—you shouldn’t haaaave…

Xtreme gluttony

MMMMMM, a delicious McGrapersons. I must have eet! [Paws up]

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I can do thees eef I try really hard. EET WEEL FEET! GERGGG [Tiny nose twitches]

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Hmmmm. Need a Plan B. [Thinking, clenching tiny paw] Think, Moose, think!

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BACK TO PLAN A!!!!!! GALLLLGH!!!

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Tiny hamster Moose and Michael L., MERCI!

Just what IS B.E.F.!?

Beady Eye Factor? Broccoli Eating Factor? BOTH!?

[worlds colliding]

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thank you thank you, Brinke G.

Pocket ‘lope

[Teacher voice]

Students, the African DikDik is a ridiculously cute animal. You will not find a a more anerable member of the antelope family, though the tree-standing-and-munching Gerenuk comes close.

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DikDiks are dainty little ‘Lopes, standing 30 to 40 cm tall, weighing in at only 3 or 5 kg. The perfect pocket antelope size. Purse-size mohawk comb included.

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Ramon C.—You win the prize for most anerable antelope evar submitted.

Vacation preparation

"Honey? got the film cannisters ready for the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

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Way to go, Soyon… ;)

Favorite Australian animals 2

Holy Marsupials! This could not be sweeter…

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Orphaned Pocket roos from Mo L. at Wildcare Australia.

Maybe they’re talking about retirement

Acting decidedly un-squirrelly, these pals camped out on sender-inner Carisa’s fire escape. Do you EVER see squirrels chill like this? [singsong] Nooooo!!!! [/singsong]

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Carisa S., [Patting back] Good job.

GLURG!

La, la, la, lee, lee, lee, lee lee

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[Big swallow]

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Drink, White White, Drink! Thanks, Chun.

Shake ‘n’ Bake!

Rainey Magillicutty: "If you ain’t first, you’re last, People."

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"It’s a simple fact. Unless you got a buddy ta slingshot you to the finish, you-gonna-be-last." [Looks directly into camera]

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"Racing is in my blood. I remember back in the days when I would justrace around the radiator and occasionally around the sofa. But now, I put all 3 toes on the pedal." [continues inspecting vee-hickle]

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There. Now how ’bout we go get kicked out of Applebee’s?

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Nice work, Lady C. Drive. and Talledega Nights…

GAAAAH

Don’t even get me started on this lil’ HamSnack™. WILL YOU PLEASE LOOK AT THE FLOPPY LEG and teeniest of ears. For crying out loud.

Jaybert

From the fine Flickr stream of Jaybert.

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