woooooooooo! we’re on C.O.!


[Gets a long look at a sthexy bunny on C.O.]

Clicks on "Pocket Pets" category


Hey! we’re. like, on C.O.!!! [Tiny hand presses scroll bar]


Total twilight zone, Chris B.


Have you checked your pockets lately?

Um, ’cause you JUST MIGHT have a super prosh pocket pet in thar. Have you looked lately!? I think you should. Some rattles might’ve crawled in. And they MIGHT be munching on a morsel of something…with both hands.


"Rurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" (rat purring)




They purr, right Sarah B.? ;)!

Just doin’ my paht to save water

Look People, I live in [does Arnold Schwartzeneggar voice and fake quotes with paws] "Kally-fornia", where we’ve had water shortages, OK? So, I use this SMALL bowl—smaller than the sink, so I can save on our water bill. Sure, it looks ridiculous, but I can take six times as many baths [splashes water in your direction]


Hasta la vista, Luna V.

Awww yeah, FARKED again.

Check it, People. I wanted to blog on this yesterday, but Typepad was like, tewtelly doing maintenance, so here we go today: our hedgehog pic caught the eye of the Fark editors and chosen for a Photoshop contest. W00t!

Check out the full contest over at Fark.

We’ve had one other Farking here!

“Your daily apple, m’Lord”

Sure, there are some bites out of it, but it’s ham-delivered, so I think you should take it.


Mariska, thanks for the heads-up on the Cyrillic + hamster combo site…

Let’s check in on the HamsterTracker

Let’s check in on Her Beadiness "Lucy 2.0" the hamster of EXTREME HamsterTrackin’ fame. On day 555, Lucy had covered 461,501.78 meters on her wheel. Tewtelly awesome.

You know what, I bet if you licked her ear, it would become completely transparent. Did I just say that out loud?


Super "Paws Up" and "Apple Sushi" cheers to Lucy 2.0 and Mathijs Van Der Paaw (No, I did not make that name up)

“Bottle of Red… Bottle of White…

…it all depends upon your aaaaaaappetite”[sing in Billy Joel voice]


This one goes out to Carey and Joe, People (smothering microphone) with thanks to sender-inner and big-tipper-in-my-brandy-glass Anne R.

Ani-pals in a Mondrian frame

Ooooooh, what better way to start your new year than with a SCHWEET desktop (measures a whopping 5100 pixels wide, People) for your computer?

Download this mofo pronto!

Cutest... Desktop... EVAR

Awesome work, Cassandra P. Nice choices!

Crooning Chameleon Curmudgeons

[Piano playing in the background]

Big green lizard: "Boy, the way Glen Miller played… Songs that made the hit parade.Guys like us, we had it made.

Together: "Those were the days."

Little grey lizard: And you know who you were theeeeeen!"

Big green lizard: "girls were girls and men were men."

Together: "Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover agaaaain"

Big green lizard: "Didn’t need no welfare state. Everybody pulled his weight.Gee, our old LaSalle ran great."

Together: "Those weerrre the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaays."


Nice point out, Marisa B., and Sydney Morning Herald

Wait—I gotta take this call

Dude—what’s up?Yeah. Happy New Year t’you too.

Not much, just hangin’ out. Why?

Yeah, I’ll go to In-and-Out Burger with you.

Lemme get my coat.


Caroline B., it’s a good thing you got unlimited Family Ferret Plan for "Noodle".