Let’s check in on the HamsterTracker

Let’s check in on Her Beadiness "Lucy 2.0" the hamster of EXTREME HamsterTrackin’ fame. On day 555, Lucy had covered 461,501.78 meters on her wheel. Tewtelly awesome.

You know what, I bet if you licked her ear, it would become completely transparent. Did I just say that out loud?


Super "Paws Up" and "Apple Sushi" cheers to Lucy 2.0 and Mathijs Van Der Paaw (No, I did not make that name up)

“Bottle of Red… Bottle of White…

…it all depends upon your aaaaaaappetite”[sing in Billy Joel voice]


This one goes out to Carey and Joe, People (smothering microphone) with thanks to sender-inner and big-tipper-in-my-brandy-glass Anne R.

Ani-pals in a Mondrian frame

Ooooooh, what better way to start your new year than with a SCHWEET desktop (measures a whopping 5100 pixels wide, People) for your computer?

Download this mofo pronto!

Cutest... Desktop... EVAR

Awesome work, Cassandra P. Nice choices!

Crooning Chameleon Curmudgeons

[Piano playing in the background]

Big green lizard: "Boy, the way Glen Miller played… Songs that made the hit parade.Guys like us, we had it made.

Together: "Those were the days."

Little grey lizard: And you know who you were theeeeeen!"

Big green lizard: "girls were girls and men were men."

Together: "Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover agaaaain"

Big green lizard: "Didn’t need no welfare state. Everybody pulled his weight.Gee, our old LaSalle ran great."

Together: "Those weerrre the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaays."


Nice point out, Marisa B., and Sydney Morning Herald

Wait—I gotta take this call

Dude—what’s up?Yeah. Happy New Year t’you too.

Not much, just hangin’ out. Why?

Yeah, I’ll go to In-and-Out Burger with you.

Lemme get my coat.


Caroline B., it’s a good thing you got unlimited Family Ferret Plan for "Noodle".

Cruisin’ New Years Party Hopper

Wooooooooooooooooooooo! Parteh! Let’s go to the next one! woooooooooo!!!


Yow! Parteh! Rally! Let’s go to Tipsy Pookins place, he’s got beerrrrrzzzzzzzzz!


Have fun tonight, Peeps! You too, Kelly B.

Add a Sugar Glider to your article to increase your posting chances

PwlogoThe photo below shows that if you call me "brilliant" in a reasonably-sized newspaper, your chances of getting posted to C.O. go UP!

Liz Spikol pf the Philedelphia Weekly wrote an article called "Precious Matters" (um, exsqueeze me? shoulda called it ‘Prosh’ Matters) Anywhoooo, the article is all about Liz’s obsession with The Qte™ and her adoration for like-minded Peeps. Thank you, Liz ;)

Check it out!


Nice sugar glidin’, Liz and "Shackleton".

Tiny Animals on Fingers

It’s come to our attention that niche Photoblogger "Specklet" has a glorius collection of tiny animals on fingers. You heard me. You may even recognize a hamster, lizard, sugar glider and raven on there…


Thanks for the alert, Kerry E.

I found this in my stocking

How they got a mini hat to sit on his little ham-head, I do not know…So tell us, now that the day is almost done, was Santa good to you this year?


No coal for Grace H. ;)

Palmolive—Softens Ferrets While You Do the Dishes

Madge the Manicurist: "Relax—it’s gentle on ferrets [forcing ferret back into green liquid] He’s already soaking in it!


[After] Honk-shuuuuuuuu


Julie T.? Way to combat "Dishpan" ferret


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