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My name ees: Cosmo
My Favorite Snack: A freshly washed Cilantro
My Best Feature: Thee Lips, Baby. Thee leeeeps!

Leave me a message, Dahlink…

Nowisthetimeonsprockets

Lauren S.—Nice composishe!

Spiny miceatudes

Would you please LOOK at these delectable morsels!

Look, I know SOME OF YOU [Looking around room] don’t appreciate mices — you may find them small and snivel-y, but come on, these little guys are totally gonna win you over. I mean, look at them!

ARE YOU LOOKING?

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Ehn! [Trying to walk]

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Mice work, Gambian! Special thanks to Spinymice.com.

Deals, Deals, Deals!

Cat stuck in window sill: "Fabulous. Just what I need. First I’m stuck in this window sill, now Mr. McBeadersons here."
Mr. McBeadersons: "Top o’ the mornin"

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C.S.I.T.W.S: "Let me out of herrrrrrrrrre!"
Mr. McBeadersons: [Sniffs out selling opportunity]

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Mr. McBeadersons: [seizing opportunity] "You know, [paw on pane] these Ultra Millguard wood panes hold in 28% more heat and keep out street noise…"
C.S.I.T.W.S: [In disgust] "McBeadersons, I’m not interested in your junk—"

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Mr. McBeadersons: "…I’ve got a red shoebox outside you might be interested in…"
C.S.I.T.W.S: "ooh!" [suddenly interested] "A box? How much?"
Mr. McBeadersons:
[whispers price]

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Mr. McBeadersons:
"Comes with a free neck massage." [tiny claws dig in]
C.S.I.T.W.S:
"Oh!"

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Mr. McBeadersons: "Yep, another deal done. I didn’t win ratsperson of the year for nuthin’."
C.S.I.T.W.S: [snoring]

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Sooo many peeps sent this one in, it’s imposs to list them all. Thanks, everyone. The photographer unknown, and the series is floating around in emails.

Krazy Ham Wheel

Now playin’ at CuteCast, People!


Jessica W., founder of the New York Hamster House sent this one in… Is that her giggling in the background? Fabulous.

Asleep at the wheel

Hams these days. Lazy, good-fer-nuthin’ hams. Sleeping at the wheel. What slugs.

The other ham on the right is checkin’ in to see the paws up action. Right on.

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Louise M.—nice mini-schnozzle, paws up action there.

Go Chiefs!

Git out the way, Justin, Kanye and Pharrell—this ferret is bustin’ out a neckerchief TOO.

Take it from the experts—neckerchiefs for ALL yer perfessional photos. [Knitted blankie extra credit]

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Larissa A.—got that neckerchief in a Burberry print?

Muzzle-pow-sche

What could be better than a tiny muzzle pow-sche?

The only thing better is a tiny pocket paw-or-

The fact the muzzle pow-sche is sniffling at 500 MPPM

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Matt S.?

WAY

TO

GO

Walkies!

"Walkies!!!"

Who said that? Some voice from my childhood is yelling it out…. who is the famous person that said "walkies!"

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Ratlettes "Squidgen and Kiflin" out for a walkie and picnic in the park. Thanks to their pink tote and sender-inner Aiza.

Heylerhe? I lof you

"Zero" and "Portia" (Not sure who is who) share some sweet nuthins’…


  ZeroandPortia4 
  Originally uploaded by bivoir.

Nicely staged, Bivoir! Love the combo.

I…can’t…drive… FIFTY-FIIIIVE! [Part two]

Kathy A., nice work on the Sammeh Hagar look-alike… Check out the other Sammy here.

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Get your piggle runnin’…. Head out on the highway!

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