"BOH-hoosh" the modern filmmaker says that ferrets get a bad rap in the state of Kally-fornia. But it’s common knowledge that all ferrets do is seek hard candies with their ever-present tongues. They won’t stop ’til they find it. Obvy.
Bohus B. and Abbey Ferret—who has a better ear-to-head-ratio?
"EHN!"
LIl’ Hammie "India" reaches as far as she can to say:
"FEAR MY MASSIVE B.E.F., PEOPLE!" [nose twitch]
Holy Beadiness, Sabrina R.! Amazing. Perhaps the beadiest I’ve ever seen!
Nervous McStabby: WOT UP, MY BRUTHUH!!?!
Mr. Sniggles: AW YEAH. THAT’S WOT I’M TALKING ABOUT!
Nervous McStabby: KNOOOW WHAT I’M SAYIN?!
Mr. Sniggles: YAY—McSTABBY IN THE HIZZAND!
Sara B—Better make sure they don’t multiply…
They’d look as happy as "Lily", here. I think it’d sound like this too:
"Ruuuurrrrrrrrrrrr"
Right, Jenny C.?
You can really taste it’s fragile and delicate qualities—the American oak, the touch of berry—haunting! brilliant!
Cory P., and "Petunia Olive" ANOTHER brilliant submission!
There once was a hammie named Joe
Who ate all his O’s on the go,
He was carried around
His munchies, profound!
He could barely wave ‘Cheerio!"
OMG, I know you can write one better than that, Winnie!
If you really love your hamster, you will do this for them. [Guilt-inducing hamster look] This recipe from Mathijs van der Paauw (No I didn’t make up that name really has ‘paw‘ in it.)
How to Make micro Burgers for your hamster (exceprt below)
Step 1: Gather the finest ingredients and tools: Ham, bread, optional cheese, something green for the ‘lettuce,’ cutting board, apple corer, and insane amount of free time. Go!
Step 2: Prepare buns: Test the corer on a delectable bread slice. Core out two ‘buns’. Easy—eaaaaasy!
Step 3: Prepare meat, green stuff and cheese: Again, with the apple corer, prep your (ham) patties, parsley spriglette and optional cheese.
Step 4: Stack with care
Step 5: Serve! Let’s see how Mathijs’ pet Lucy the celebrity hamster liked it. Will she give it the paws up?
Lucy sees her delicious Hamster burger and scuttles over to sniff before….FULL CHOMPING! She likes it! She really likes it! Can you say ‘Sayonara Spriglette"!?
As always, thanks to Mathijsand Lucy over at HamsterTracker.
Nougat the Guinea Pig: “Hey! that is MINE and you know it!”
Toffee the Guinea Pig: [shifty eyes]
Nougat: “Give it baa…GALGGGH”
Great, now what happens, Ryan R.?
Hammette 1: "Would you just look at her? She is such a—"
Hammette 2: "I KNOW—She thinks she is so HAWT"
Hammette 1: "Dewd, we’re audi. Let’s go to Wet Seal or something—I totally need new jeans"
Hammette 2: "Fine—but we gotta stop at Forever 21 first."
Hammette 1: "OMG PON1ES! she’s like totally coming over here! That bitch!"
Hammette 2: "Just, like IGNORE HER! Let’s go! …Ehn!"
Brought to you by Miss Shari and her delectable photostream.
Hey, you know those baby mice you ordered? They’ve just arrived. [Beep.... beeep!]
Thanks for the delivery, ‘Cut It Out’!
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