What’s Russian for “Get the Crisco”?

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  2. Place finger in cheek
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Yes, it’s a prairie dog stuck in its own hole. Time to hit the treadmill, Chuck.

#TBT: 8-7-2009: THIS JUST IN: A peeg in a crocheted hat

Just in time for Friday Happy Hour, it’s Balbinka the Guinea Peeg in a yellow crocheted hat. I hope you’re happy now.

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And P.S., Check out this hilariousness with the ‘Victorian filter’ too:

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As ushe, thanks to Pyza for her fabulousness in pocket pet photos.

Hamhenge

Even today, historians remain baffled by the giant stone ruins of Hamhenge. How were the hamster druids able to transport the enormous stone monoliths? And what of these druids? No one knows who they were, or what they were doing…

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Via Rafiadli Roebiono. (Oops, these be Guinea Peegs, not Hammies!)

Could Someone Rustle Up A TINY Blankee, Please?

10557006_880096705351232_996422797957622997_oOrphaned baby deer mouse…sent in by KB, from Farasyn Farm’s Wildlife Rescues FB.

Shut Down All Garbage Smashers on the Detention Level!

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“A mouse that went into Mission Impossible mode in my house last year,” explains Redditor sharkyshark7.

No, You’re NOT Seeing Things

none1461__700That’s a Tiny Hamster. In…a Tiny Playground. From Bored Panda.

Give Us Your Answer, Do

We’re half crazy, all for the loff of you!!

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“Hi, this is my cute new Robo Hamster, Daisy. Standing in a glittery hamster tunnel while munching on a snack activates Super Cuteness Powerz every time! Photo was taken by me, Amy F.”

New Balance™, The Choice Of Gerbils Everywhere

[Used to be a Nike™ guy, but these come in "Extra Wide" sizes, which means I got more room to move around. I wish the Hoomin had used Odor Eaters, though.]

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From Happy Gerbil Moriah P.

The Leeps The Leeps The Leeps The Leeps

(Oh and the leetle peenk tongue.)

People, this is Redonk taken to a new level. Got ‘cher Elephant Shrew right heah.

Nothing to do with, well, U know.

Tea and No Sympathy

“… and then Leroy, that’s Gloria’s uncle’s cousin’s sister’s youngest (more tea?), well, he up and announces that he’s going to Tibet instead of technical college (how many sugars, sugar?), and I swear you could’ve heard a pin drop… Oh, but listen to me rattle on, I’m not boring you, am I?”

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