Eh, It’s Just a Theory

As she stared up at the squirrel, she realized that the time had come to reconsider many of her deeply-held beliefs on the subject of gravity…

Caprica vs Squirrel

Sender-inner Robin J. writes: “This is my mini doxie, Caprica, having a standoff with a squirrel in my backyard. The squirrel wants to get off the tree so he can scoop up all the seeds the birds drop from the feeder hanging above. Caprica is not having any of it!”

Secret Squirrel

… and when Victor returned to his birdhouse that evening, little did he realize that shadowy agents from the NSA (Neighborhood Squirrel Alliance) were listening in on his every move…

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Via Robert Engberg.

Will it Go ‘Round in Circles?

If I could turn back time, I’d get back off this spinning wheel, right back where we started from. But there’s no lookin’ back; it’s too late to turn back now. I can’t return to sender ’cause that’s the point of no return!

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Squirrel! Of! Misfortune!

‘Round and ’round and ’round he goes, and how he got in this mess, nobody knows.

News from the C.O. Sports Desk

Scandal rocked the bowling world today, as five-time champion Reynaldo “Chip” Munk was disqualified from the Woodlands Invitational Bowling Tournament for smuggling in an extra ball.

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Via Gilles Gonthier.

Now, as You Can See by This Next Chart…

… ferret one represents first quarter shipments of rotary knobule bippulators, ferret two represents population growth seasonally cross-averaged with toenail density, and ferret three represents the weight differential of three quarts of Miracle Whip on the surface of Mars. Any questions?

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Photo taken at the National Black-footed Ferret Conservation Center in northern Colorado, where the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service leads a captive breeding and recovery program where this endangered species is bred and preconditioned for release into the wild. Photo Credit: Ryan Moehring / USFWS

Did We Do a “Shut Down All Garbage Smashers on the Detention Level!” Joke Yet?

Wait, we did? Dang it.

Well, here it is again, this time with actual garbage.

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Via Reddit.

This Is One of Those “Funny” Donuts, Isn’t It?

(sigh) No frosting, no sprinkles, no sugar… and those funny little seeds that get stuck in my front teeth. You just couldn’t have dropped something from Krispy Kreme, could you?

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My Morning Bagel, by Jesse Millan.

Who Keeps Ringing the Doorbell?!

“It’s that cat again, I’ll bet you anything. Stupid punk kid…”

“Well, it’s not the birds from the next tree. Looks like they flew south.”

“Um, there’s a bunch of people looking at us on a website right now. Maybe they saw something.”

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Via James Havard.

A Cat and Mouse Game

… and for the 3,749th time, Masie Mouse beat her friend Molly Marmie in hide-and-go-seek.

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Via Reddit.

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