This Meeting of the Loyal Order of Hamster Wizards Will Now Come to Order

Thank you. Before we move on to new business, I want to remind you that brother Harfurt Fizzywigg’s workshop on charms and incantations in the defense against cats has been moved to Mondays.

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Now then, it has come to our attention that certain members have been using the spell of fructus amplifico in Mrs. McGinty’s vegetable garden again. Not only does this unauthorized use of magic threaten to expose our secret order, but Mrs. McGinty nearly tripped on a twenty-foot carrot. So it won’t happen again — right, brother Bumblefogg?

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Via TTsuruda.

Restaurant Fads of the 1970’s

No high-rise hotel of the 70’s was complete without a revolving restaurant perched on the top floor. This trend reached its zenith with the opening of the ultra-exclusive Café Vertige, which seated one only.

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Via Ministry of GIFs.

Ayup, Alfalfa’s Comin’ in Good This Yee-ah…

Corn’s all planted, hay’s all bailed… Nothin’ to do now, ‘cept chew on this hee-ah straw an’ wait for spring. Sure hope we get an early spring this year, on account of my jaw gets powerful tired after a spell…

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Hmm, Interesting!

Well, I never. Really? You don’t say. That is absolutely fascinating. I did not know that. My, the things they can do these days. My, oh my. Don’t that beat all? This is most interesting, do go on.

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Posted to Imgur by Yhetti.

Say Goodbye to “Guinea Gut”!

Too much Christmas food creating unsightly tummy bulge? Get back in shape with the Playtex 24-hour Peegirdle!

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Via Lyn Lomasi.

It’s a Cinch, Says the Chinch

No worries, mate, it’s in the bag. The fix is in. No problemo. Fuggedaboutit. You’re good to go. Hakuna matata. Nod’s as good as a wink, eh, know what I mean, say no more?

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The Music Goes ‘Round and ‘Round

“Wow, talk about your long-playing records! I’m getting dizzy, Miss Lizzie!”

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The Peegle’s Court

Our next case is brought by plaintiff Bernard Brown, who claims that defendant Wadsworth White will not relinquish his claim to Brown’s carrot. Neither party is willing to let go of the carrot for fear the other will run off with it.

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Via Bernard Lamailloux.

SNEEP SNEEP SNEEP

For some unknown reason, that’s what I imagine an Elephant Shrew sounds like when he/she yawns.

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“Good for Nosevember I think,” opines Andrew Y., as seen on 9gag.com.

It’s Toesday, And There’s A Mouse In Marie G.’s House

image (3)Awww, the Cutest Little Beans you’ll ever see! “Found this little guy and have been nursing him since,” she says.

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