Caturday Pizza To Go

[This haz anchovies on it but dat’s OK, I steal it anyway?]

“This is my cat, Milagro, stealing pizza from a plate and trying to escape with it. He loves food. For once, I had my iPhone close by and caught him in the act right in front of me at the counter. I’ve been a C.O. fan since 2006 when I had surgery and discovered your site. Happy 10th Anniversary! Shot by me, Milagro’s mom and devoted slave.” -Janet S.

Now We Make-A Da Peat-Sa Pie, Huh?

[You gonna learn how to-a make-a da BEST-A PEAT-SA PIE-A you EFFER tasted, no? Come, I show you now.]

Friday Night Pupperoni Party

41dKDiG[I don’t know if this is Papa Johns, Roundtable, Pizza Guys, Dominos, or Pizza Hut. And I don’t care, either. Wait- are there mushrooms on this?] (Imgur.)

Pizza. Not Just For Hoomins Anymore.

Next time you’re dialing up 1-800-NAME OF YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA CHAIN HERE…don’t forget a slice for your lil’ buddy, K?

HooRay 4 #NationalPizzaDay!

You might be tempted to make a call tonight for pizza delivery. Word of advice: make sure you keep an eye on the pizza while you’re tipping the driver. If you’re not watching it…chances are someone else is.


Caturday Dinner: The Domino’s® Guy…

[…rang my doorbell and gave the hoomin THIS. Hoomin handed him some green paper and metal things, whatever. Traded us Fud for paper and metal. Stupid hoomin. So now, what would Garfield do? Wait, he’s a lasagna guy. OK, it’s up to me. I’ll eat it. All of it. I haz the growls in belleh.]

“It’s my sweetie Charlotte, eyeing our dinner.” -Rachel V-S.


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