Of Course, An Australian PigDog!

It appears that The Aussie Porker In Question, AKA “Miss Pig,” thinks she’s….a dog. According to The Telegraph, “She eats with the dogs, hops into bed with them and makes all sorts of noises that are more like a dog.”

That’s all well and good, but how ’bout the kangaroo?

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Personal Peeg To-Do List

Here’s Squishy Kosher Pickle, with a checklist to help you do the essential peeg things you need to do every day. Have you checked these off your list today?

Lullaby a peeg to piggy sleep.

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Pedicure a piggy paw.

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Provide a piggyback piggy pillow.

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Happily hog a puckering piggy PDA.

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Squishy Kosher Pickle wants everybody to have a piggy day every day, just like Alexis H. and Randy B.

How Many Red Bulls™ Did You Have, Sherman?

Something got Sherman The Peeg pretty revved up.

Video submeesh from Esther H.

Ultimate Encore Presentayshe!

You know, there’s…cute. Then there’s…cute. Then…there’s thees. OMGPLAYITAGAIN.

Parry Gripp #UltimateWin.

Commence Operation Snorfersnorfs

Stand aside or prepare to be snorfed! It’s feedin’ time!


Today is a good day to be snorfed by, The Telegraph!

What a Shame

You’ve seen Dog Shaming—you’ve seen Cat Shaming.

Now the pig gets it:


You’ve been warned Denise A.

THIS JUST IN: McPiggersons Snoozin’

The schnozzle. Hair tufts. Leetle smile.

AND the one hoofster dangling in the air!

Take eet aaaaall in.


This snorfalicious photo via Gersbermz.

Snorf and Let Snorf

My old grandhoggy snorfed this farm for near 80 years. Yep, he said to me this farm, if properly snorfed, is like an all you can snorf buffet. “A snörfgasbord!”, he would say. Then he always slapped his knee and chuckled.


One snorf at a time, Wrought

WHAT IN TARNATION

Four puppehs.

One large peeg.

That middle puppeh is gonna try and pin it all on The Porker.

We’ll have more on this unusual sitchu-a-shons as it develops.


Alert Occifer Guamo spotted this one.

Tops and Bottoms

As evidenced by the following pictures, it’s cute when you’re on the top or something is on top of you.










All hail (in order of appearance) BuzzFeed, Emily Rose and Love Meow, Extinction Bound, Animal Tracks and Gripweed.

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