Close Encounters, Vol. II: Only In Bradford, Maine

[*Note: mild expletive at the video beginning. -Ed.]

Tomorrow happens to be National Pig Day. So let’s get you all prepped for that with a man named Jamie Smith, a very large pig, and a very small cookie…in Bradford, Maine. (The outrageous Maine accent is just a bonus. Lay-tah.)


(VVV.)

And a Slide of Bacon, Please

Two, Tired

14836778162_ed937b4778_kFlickrer Mark Peters rolls out the story: “Last week, Poplar Spring Animal Sanctuary accepted a mother pig and her babies into the fold. PETA rescued this family from a trash-filled pen in a trailer park in North Carolina. Now they can munch on grass, sleep in a straw-filled bed, and live out their lives together with lots of space to roam in, mud pools to cool off in, and a family of more than 40 other pigs to socialize with.”

Wait! I Haven’t Done Behind The Ears!

Tired of giving your cat a bath? Sick of all the struggle? Let the PigWasher2014© do it for you! Just plop the PigWasher2014© down next to your always-reluctant feline, crank the tail, and watch ‘er go! Guaranteed results every time on your money back! Your kitteh will despise you forever, but at least he/she will be clean!


From Anna C., who did her homework to find this one.

Porkour

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.

… and this little piggy went boing-boing roll-roll tumble-thud I-meant-to-do-that all the way over her big brother.

pIxorOD

Esther the Wonder Piggeh

Esther is a classy piggeh, who imparts her elegance to the rest of us.

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Go to Esther the Wonder Pig, for more of the “Esther Effect” and check out the global food-industry animal awareness and sanctuary fundraiser.

Huh? Whazzat? Yeah, OK….

….I GUESS I’ll eat THAT! Om nom nom.


T.O.

Pup, Resign Yourself to Your Piggeh Fate

Pup’s all, “I’m not comfortabuhls with this!”

Pigs, “Too bad, get comfortable with it. The ear SCHNORFing is under way!”

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Via Daily Picks and Flicks.

Esther, I’d Look Over Your Shoulder

Looks like SOMEone is getting ready to rumble.

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“Shhh. I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I believe I’m being stalked by a suburban porch lion. If I close my eyes, maybe I’ll elude capture.” -from Esther The Wonder Pig’s FB.

[I Hope There’s No Bacon Bits On This Salad]

[I’m a little hungry, so let’s have some of that salad, eh? Just hold on the Bacon Bits please…..bad karma.]


As seen on VVV.

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