Up In The Sky! It’s A Bird..It’s A Plane..It’s..OMGPANDAS!!!!1!1!

GP logoThe Toronto Zoo is prepping for the arrival of two big ol’ ROLY POLYS, AKA five-year old giant pandas Er Shun and Da Mao. These two McBlorpsters are gonna fly the friendly skies on the FedEx Panda Express from Chengdu, China to a new home in the Great White North, arriving in late March/early April. They’ll stay in Toronto until 2018, when they’ll move to the Calgary Zoo. Have a safe trip, y’all!

Da Mao

Er Shun

Go AWAY I Am Trying To SLEEP, Dear

Gotta give the Little Man an “A” for Effort though.

You’re Not From Around Here Are You

Absolutely love the dye job. With your eye-liner and my spats, we could go places, I tells ya!

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Lincoln P. and Megan say, “Here is a picture of our confused Dutch rabbit, Buster, investigating a gigantic stuffed panda.”

Hello World

Xiao Liwu from the San Diego Zoo has just made his public debut! (Ooo, triple rhyme.) You can view him live, too!

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First video from SD Zoo, second video from DoxieMom19. Photos from the zoo’s Flickr page.

Panda Express

Look! The cutest dumplings you will ever pop in your mouf. And there’s enough for everybody.


If you want seconds, The Telegraph has more for everyone.

Me Sad

In the aftermath of yesterday’s senseless tragedy- everyone could use a hug today.

Turn up the speakers. Panda Squeaking will happen. Promise.

It’s getting really close to the Christmas holiday season, and just the right little gift is on everyone’s mind. We have it (er, him) right here!

There’s a new Bebeh Panda at the San Diego Zoo, and through a contest, he got a name! It’s Xiao Liwu (ZHEE’-ow LEE’-woo), Chinese for “Little Gift,” according to ABC News.com.

Seven Seconds Of Oh Em Gee

Ker-plonk.

Mr. Penta posted that one (If you missed that watermark.)

Double Happiness Announcement!

Two faces to wash, and four dirty hands
Two insistent voices, making demands
Twice as much crying, when things go wrong
The four eyes closing, with slumber song
Twice as many garments, blowing on the line
Two cherubs in the wagon, soaking up sunshine
Work I do for twins, naturally comes double
But four arms to hug me, repay all my trouble.
-Author Unknown (BUT I SUSPECT HALLMARK)







Dearest Peeps! We’re very happy to announce that Cute Overlord Meg and hubby Sparky just had twins. The entire family is thrilled at the two healthy additions, including Aunt Chief Sister Officer. No names yet—maybe “Maru” and “Winston”? We’ll see. Hopefully we can get some sleep soon. Hooray! Hooray!

Maybe I Should Give Up The Krispy Kremes…

Here’s a little bebeh Panda Man getting weighed for the foist time. The Google Chrome “translate” feature gives us the backstory- sorta. “The young panda at the zoo was weighed on Tuesday for the first time. The impression that is created on the shooting from the birthing den, has confirmed it. The Pandabub is a handsome guy.”

That settles that! If you speak German, this link’s for you!

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