Get That Prickly Sensation With Every Step!

Are your feet feeling tired? Wake them up with Dr. Schowll’s Hedgie Insoles! The patented MediQuill™ technology will put a spring into your step — guaranteed!

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Via Benjamin Hollis.

How to Give a Back Rub

For young children, offering a back rub can be a thoughtful way to help a parent unwind after a hard day. For best results, follow these steps:

  1. Make sure your parent wants a back rub at this time. (Especially important if your mom is Chancellor of Germany)
  2. Retract claws.
  3. Begin at the shoulder blades, making concentric circles, gradually working down the…
  4. Excuse me, did I stutter back there? RETRACT CLAWS!

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Via Rob Bixby.

Pixar Your Battles Carefully

This pup put too much faith in his luck, so
He played rough with a hot lamp named Luxo
For his trouble, he earns
Some most intimate burns
Plus the cone of disgrace — and that suxo.


Via Buzzfeed.

Bushy-Tail Fail

Ah-HAH! Not only is the nice lady alone and unprotected with her jar of delicious cashews, but she has also carelessly left her window open! Banzaiiiii!

Ow! This Hurts Wicked Bad!

So I’m headin’ down to the packie for a bee-ah, and I take a little shahtcut through the fish mahket. And I’m mindin’ my own business, naht lookin’ fah trouble, when alla sudden, this wicked monstah crab grahbs at me from dis tubbah ice!

Now I’m draggin’ the suckah down the street, shakin’ him offah me, when the Gorton’s Fisherman shows up and tells me I gottah give it bahck, the raht bahstid.

You win the coveted “WTF of the Month,” Mischa M.

Spectacular photo by Corey Arnold. See more of his work at http://www.coreyfishes.com/.

I love you, Man

According to Sender Inner Douglas W., Jones the kitteh had emergency surgery, hence the collar. Bishop the kitteh had never been apart from Jones, and when Jones got home Bishop followed him around for about an hour, and then grappled him for a kees:

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