[*Updated 1:04pm PT: “Leave me alone, I have irritable owl syndrome“ from Maya, hands-down! Thanks to everyone who took the time to write one up! -Ed.]
Got this in the C.O. Email from Rosemary M., and it’s perfect for another edition of Headline THIS! Come up with your best header, put it in the Comments section, and we’ll pick our favorite around 1pm PT. Good luck!