[I KNOW you feel like maybe stinging me or something- but I’d buzz OFF if I were you. Just a friendly word of advice. OK? We good now?] (Imgur.)
[Fantastic. Let me just HOOOOO gliiiiiide on down. Right. Now I’ll HOOOOO wiggle my ‘Tocks and stomp on this guy’s head. We’re good. HOOOOO.]
[*UPDATE 1:17pm PT: Thanks to Smartypants for today’s Headline THIS entry! -Ed.]
One of the great Baroos of all time, seriously. G’head and leave your best headline in the comments-
we’ll update, as we usually do, at 1pm PT with our fave. WHOOOOO wants to try?
“There’s some guy at the door- you wanna talk to him?”
If you get into a game of staredown with these guys, you’re bound to lose! The mismatched eye color is a condition known as “Heterochromia,” says Bored Panda.
So you could record stuff like this. DANCING BEBEH BURROWING OWLS.
P.S. AND THIS ONE!!!
[I’ll let you know when you’re done. Sometime tomorrow if that’s OK……]
From Maureen P.
Wait- did you say someone is missing? WHOOOOOOO might that be?
Eastern Screech Owls, as seen on Mail Online!
This just in, from Peter G. at Providence Raptors: “Here are some photos of “Little Who,” an adorable Northern Saw-Whet Owl who was rescued by Tara Kissel. Driving home one night, Tara spotted the reflection of this tiny owl’s eyes as he lay in the middle of a four-lane highway. Here she is accepting the Oscar® for Bravest Owl Rescuer, then releasing the “Little Who” back to the wild after rehabilitation by the Wildlife Rehabilitators Association of Rhode Island and the Born To Be Wild Nature Center.”
“It was obvious he had tried to fly across but was hit by a car and stunned. With no way out, this owl was doomed.”
“But along came his guardian angel who pulled a u-turn, waited for a break in the traffic and ran out to scoop him up in her new Christmas sweater.”