OK, OK, Got One For Ya

photo[So, here goes. How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?]

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[His horse's NAME was Friday! Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Honestly. Thanks for the applause. Seriously. And don't forget to tip your waitress. We're here all week.]

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“For the past two years my husband and I have gone horse-trekking in Iceland. It’s great fun riding around the beautiful and spectacular scenery and, as you can see, the horses (technically OMGPonies, but Icelanders never refer to them that way) are simply adorable.” -Ruth G.

(Joke from Jokes4Us.com.)

“ResQte Ponies For Your Consideration!”

IMG_20141002_225351This might be a C.O. first. OMG Ponies!11!! + Side-Eye? Have we EVER seen this before? Borderline unheard of. Amber H., what IS going on here?

“We here at Shiloh Acres Horse Rescue would like to submit a pic of two of our precious rescue Ponies, one of which is displaying the VERY rare Equine Side-Eye as he meets his new neighbor for the first time! These two boys were rescued within a few weeks of each other. The pic shows young Mojo in the back, giving The Side-Eye to Malachi, the older horse in the foreground. Thanks for all the smiles!”

THIS JUST IN: OMG Dwarf Ponies!!1!!11!!!

His name…..is ACER.
He’s three…..and he sleeps in a small stable. Of course he does.
You may pick yourself up off the floor whenever it’s convenient.

Squidster.

“So This Horse Walks Into The Bar…..”

POTW-Horse-and-Pin_3029708kOMG Ponies!1!!!1! This is Gilbert. He lives in a field next to the Piccadilly Inn, in Caerwys, North Wales. Quoting The Telly, “Manager Erica Burney (pictured) said Gilbert’s favourite pint is Guinness but he also clears up any leftover vegetables from dinner time.”

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Sent in by Arne.

Can I Set My ‘Tocks On Yer Nose?

This kitteh is TOTALLY using this OMGPony for his/her benefit. And the OMGPony seems totally OK with that.

VVV.

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OMG Ponies!11!!!!1!!1! (AND Goats!)

1497861_10152501091672962_4021030399828289217_oVajda B. sent this one in. Quoting the “Horse Illustrated” FB page from whence it came: “It suddenly started hailing and all three goats ran underneath Patches,” says Debbie Jewell Dee. “Rather than running for cover, he stayed there to protect his little friends.”

The Vidal Sassoon Effect

3515816201_10c9fe943a_o[Don't hate us because we're beautiful.]

Why does this photo of these OMG Matchingks Ponies!!!!1!!11!!! look like the cover of Tiger Beat magazine? Do they still exist? Photo from David P. on Flickr.

Time For A Dust Bath, Guys!

Last week, First-Time Cuteporter Michelle wrote us to say she had eight mustangs…in her FRONT YARD. This is her promised video follow-up, and it looks like they stopped by her place to take a dust bath!

The Power Of A Smile

Vadja B. sent us this NatGeo link, (and the header) and we totally loff eet. OMG Ponies!!1!1!!1, indeed.

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Photograph by Oscar Medina, National Geographic Your Shot.

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