He Can Play Any Position He Wants

Fullback, halfback, wing, whatevah he wants! This Bebeh Heffalump is getting his soccer football kicks at the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust in Nairobi, Kenya. Now can someone get him a size XXXXXXXL size jersey please?


Hey, You Wanna Play With The Blue Thing?

[Not really sure what this IS, but it’s sure fun to WHIP IT! WHIP IT GOOD!]

(Andrew Y.)

I Promise It WILL NOT Happen Again

This guy was on his motorbike in Thailand’s Khao Yai National Park. The resident Heffalumps didn’t care for the noise one bit. So he did the only thing he could do.

He apologized to them.

(Bored Panda.)

Gentle Giants

To celebrate World Elephant Day, let’s take a look through the C.O. Heffalump Archives for some of The Scootin’ Bebeh Trunkster’s Greatest Hits! First off, the one that started it all– an all-time C.O. Favorite, and a new member of our Hall Of Fame.

And Will That Be A Room For…Four, Sir?

Look at this! Every year, when the mangoes are just right- this group of Heffalumpsters (including Scootin’ Bebeh Trunkster) take a short-cut THRU MFUWE LODGE to get to their munchies. ‘Scuse me pardon me, pardon me ‘scuse me. Comin’ THRU. Apparently they have been doing this for many years, too!

(Laughing Squid.)

[*Note: Tomorrow is World Elephant Day! -Ed.]

Ever Think “I Wonder What A GoPro Camera Smells Like?”

These heffalumps did. And so they decided to take matters into their own hands trunks. (Note: Scooting Bebeh Trunkster appears @ :25.)

Keep It Cool, Guys

Sunday is the official first day of summer, but the heck with that. It’s been super toasty for weeks and weeks now! And these guys know just how to cool off!

Yes, This Is What An “Elfie” Looks Like

Yesterday, Vin The Pony snapped his own selfie…and today comes word that this Heffalump did the same thing, grabbing this fellow’s GoPro! Quoting the Yahoo! News Canada story, “I was taking photos and feeding the elephant bananas until I ran out of bananas and the elephant grabbed my GoPro while the camera was set to ‘timelapse,’” Christian LeBlanc wrote to Global News in an email. “This allowed the camera continuous shooting and enabled it to take the ‘elphie’!”

Stacy M. found this one!

Navann’s Playtime In The Bathtub

Whoops. Make that….playtime WITH the bathtub.

(T.O.) Coming up next: the C.O. Cat Café World Tour makes a stop in Seoul, South Korea.

OMG Twin Prosh Pachyderms

YES Way! (Remember saying that way back when?) Two extremely rare elephant twins were seen on the Pongola Game Reserve, located in Northern Kwa-Zulu Natal. (South Africa, yo.)

Um, I think we get a bonus Gila Monster or..something..at the end of that clip?

They haven’t determined the sex of the twins yet.

Less than 1% of heffalump births are twins!

Mail Online has more info. And remember: RoC #07: “A thing, accompanied by a smaller version of that thing, is always cute.”

From Kimberly P.