Against All Oinks

Woof! Look up in the sky! It’s a flying pig!
Really? Oink! Where? Where?
Ha, ha, made you look!
Snort. I could fly you know, if I didn’t always fall for it.


Robert R. tells us, “This is my friend’s dog, Malachy. He lives on a large farm and he is the only dog; he was quite lonely. A few days ago my friend had a call – would he like a pig? He hesitantly said yes. He thought he was getting a garden-variety piggy; he was quite surprised when Stella showed up. He was even more surprised when Stella ran up to Malachy and the two started romping around! They are now best buds.”

Oh Nose

I used to worry about being a, you know, ferret, but now I’m going to go straight and I have nothing to hide.

If I have nothing to hide then I have nothing to worry about, right?

I am a ferret!

….. And I’m worried I have nothing to hide!


Whiskers is worried about keeping his nose clean, theogeo.

The Spy Who Smelled Me

Intelligence sources are tracking sinister schnozz activity by Undercover Agent Nosey Mewkiss.


Bobby says smell ya later, Deena S.!

Nosevember already? Sinus up!

Let’s get whiff it! Presenting …a cute peegeh! What a cute li’l smeller.


Are you suggesting some of us aren’t cute?


Thank you for helping us keep our nose, er, clean dullhunk, and be_khe !

Ushering in Nosevember

In icy Nosevember, as the west wind blows
As mercury plummets and shutters close
As candles flicker their final throes
What lurks nearby, do you suppose?

Ruh-rohs!

From highs or lows, in grim repose
Its steady, strident sniffing grows
Like tell-tale hearts in tales of Poe’s
And where it comes from, no one knows.

So heed this warning, to all those
Who seek out warmth for frozen toes
Where icy moistness sometimes goes,
Beware the chill of … THE LURKING NOSE!

Nosevember poetry by our very own NTMTOM. Warm thanks to Kirsten S.(top photo) And The Dog Got Curious… by Michelle in Ireland. (middle photo) and FUNNIEST CLOSEUP by unaerica. (bottom photo.)

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