Petting is passé; your cat wants a massage. From Everything is Terrible comes edited highlights from this inane how-to video, offering such pearls of truth as:
Who’s the best sender-inner in the United States? It’s you, Nicole M., it’s you!
Just when you think you can’t love Conan ANY MORE THAN YOU ALREADY DO:
Via Sparkaru!
Hewwo. We’re cweepy cwawwy cattewpewwers…
… and we’re watching you…
… and we’ll turn your hair white with fright. BOO!!
From top: Cute Tiger Moth Caterpillar by Vanessa Pike-Russell,
What the….? by OntCopper,
Check out the eyes! by Mean and Pinchy
People, Hello Kitty is such a cutesy nightmare. I know what you’re thinking—”hello Kettle? it’s me. You’re black!” But seriously folks, will you please get a load of this Hello Kitty Castle? Try not to ralph.
What’s even stranger? This place is in Taiwan, not Japan! What’s up with that. Various grossatating pics via Too Much Free Time and the Uni-Resort site in Hsinchu, Taiwan.
Mens, get readeh! Hello Kitty is coming for you. And it’s FABULOUS [Z-snap]
Ladies, it’s a new way to (literally) drive your man crazy—A new version of the famous Kitteh, created especially for (??!?!) Guys, a faceless, coy logo on Ts, watches and fanny packs? Read more here…
Sparky, it’s not too late for me to get this for you for XMas…
The redonkulousness continues over at The Pixel Girl Shop. I mean, Happy cinnamon buns and cupcakes are devilishly eyeing themselves at their own deliciousness! The happy toilet paper is another story alltogether.
No one sent this one in, I just saw how cute the ad was on the right side of this site. Honest ta Gawd.
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