Come give your Grandpa Fred a big hug!
Commissioner Gordon bears an uncanny resemblance to the dad in “Teen Wolf”, George B.
Posts tagged as: Nightmares
Ugh. The Dreaded Holiday Pop-In
December 14, 2009 By
Yoohoo, anyone home? I brought you a fruitcake I made last year!
Hellooooo…? It’s Carl and Agnes! We have non-alcoholic eggnog, Brussel sprouts, and a hankering to sing carols!
Hey, uh, anyone home? Last night I accidentally ran over a grandma. Can I hide out at your place for a few days?
Stella, here! I brought over stuff for scrapbooking! Wow, your peephole is really dirty!
Anyone there? Maude just left me. For a Clydesdale. He pulls a one horse open sleigh or something. Can I come in and talk about it for a few hours?
Wait, that’s not a reverse peephole, right Julie C.?
I Spy With My Two Giant Eyes
November 30, 2009 By
So here’s what I’ve seen so far: Fred Chipmunk has been stealing the cedar shingles off your house and using them to smoke cashews. Sylvia Squirrel, she’s my wife and I love her, but she’s been taunting that panting beast you call Captain Cuddles. And Norman Gerbil? Well, let’s just say he’s still mad that you brought Captain Cuddles home, so he’s been leaving you “presents” under your pillow.
I think we’re all square here, so can I have my Cheetos now?
Googly, Sophia P.
EXTREME EYEBALL POWSCHES!
November 22, 2009 By
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE(S)!
According to Sender Inners Lan and Heather T., these are Bubble Eye Goldfish, taken and COEX Aquarium in Seoul, South Korea. “We haven’t named it yet, but I think we’ll leave it you at CuteOverload. You can think up of way cuter names than we ever could. It’s of the same fish, and the 2nd photo is after it ran into something sharp and got deflated. It’s not hurt. It just re-inflates itself after a while.”
GOOD COD!
Calling Shenanigans on Weird Science
November 20, 2009 By
It was always The Bunny’s plan. They’re not sure how he did it, but there are rumors involving test tubes, birthday wishes, cryonics, dark magic, and a complicated system of levers and pulleys.
Behold, the bunny born from equal parts of John Lennon, Groucho Marx, and Albert Einstein!
It’s all relative, Amy S.
Pachyderm Don’t Play that Way
November 10, 2009 By
It happened so fast that he barely heard the massive snorf or felt the violent whoosh of air. But when he looked down, Paul realized that his entire forearm had been sucked up her trunk, and the look in her eyes said, “I don’t have to give it back, you know.” It was the first and last time Paul would play “I got your nose!” with Ellafante.
That’s a risky little game, Christoph G.
Worst Caturday EVAR
November 7, 2009 By
Damn hamsters are always ME ME ME!
Stephanie W., I hope things improve.
This is some serious snorfing action
October 29, 2009 By
SNOOOOOOORRRRF!
Snorf. [Camera tips over due to vacuum]
Photograph by Sean Crane of a young bearded piglet in Tanjung Puting National Park in Borneo, Indonesia. They have some serious snorting going on over there. I can almost feel the wind rushing in that direction. Fabulousness brought to you by National Geographic, natch!
Hi, I’m the New Monster Under Your Bed
October 6, 2009 By
Yes, moved in last Thursday. Still living out of the boxes; ach, such a mess, don’t get me started. Anyhoo, just wanted to pop up and say hello, and I promise to start terrorizing you as soon as possible, but we’re so busy right now what with the change-of-address cards and getting our youngest into kindergarten.
“Chloe” looks like an extra from “Monsters, Inc.,” Danielle.
The acoustics make it truly unbearable.
September 29, 2009 By
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! OHMYGOD-OHMYGOD-OHMYGOD-OHMYGOD!!! What are you doing in here?? Don’t you know how to knock?
Great, you’ve seen my webbed feet – are you happy now? Why don’t you take a picture, it lasts lon–
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Oh, you did not just take a picture! I swear, if this ends up on some blog with a stupid caption about how I should wear a shower cap-ybara..
Just get out! Getoutgetoutgetoutgetoutgetout!!!
Dobby really needs a shower cap-ybara, Loren S.
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