Cute Overload» Nightmares

Bears Repeating

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 21:13:52 +0000

Time for some cute nightmare fuel, in the form of this animation from artist and composer Cyriak, which looks like the result of a nuclear meltdown at Build-A-Bear.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Bears, Cartoons, Nightmares, Product Cuteness

Duck Season! Wabbit Season!

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:11:06 +0000

Hmm, this looks ‘shopped. I can tell from the pixels, and from seeing some chemically-induced duckbunnies in my time.

Photo by deniedart.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Birds, Bunnies, Nightmares

The Curse of the Dream Doll

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 12:56:45 +0000

All right, campers, time for a Halloween ghost story:

She thought it was just a harmless doll, forlorn and forgotten in the toy store bargain bin. But that night, as she slept, the doll filled her dreams with dark and terrible visions. The skies above her were thick with thousands of winged letter carriers, while legions of zombie dog catchers clutched at her as she ran and ran. And then she saw the most horrifying vision of all…

So, campers… what happens next in our tale of terror?

Via Gawker via The Daily What via Buzzfeed via Fox News via your mom.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Nightmares, Pups

GREETINGS, SCALELESS IMBECILE!

Prongs — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:45:30 +0000

I AM STAN, FEARLESS LEADER OF ALL SNAKES ON A PLANE IN A HOODIE!

Ehn!

Scaleless Sender-Innering by Danielle S[sssssssssssssss].

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Nightmares, Unusual animals, ____ 'n Racks

The Overlook Hotel’s Other Sinister Presence

Prongs — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 18:23:45 +0000

Forget the Twins, this ghastly beast will kill you softly.

Heeeeeere’s Feline, Ane B.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Danger, Impending Doom, Kittens, Nightmares

Say, Clark…? You didn’t by chance just use some Krazy Glue, did you?

Prongs — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 18:08:54 +0000

Let me get this straight: So instead of going on my long-awaited, very important third date with Yasmine, I’m now attached to your wrist like I’m some kind of freaking bangle charm?? Dammit, Clark!

Opposite of yak attack, Eric K.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Hoofers, Nightmares, Unusual animals

Claustrophobic Kitty Meets the Siblings

Prongs — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 19:13:45 +0000

Wow, I didn’t realize there were so many of you…OK, I’m cool, I’m cool…Um, is anyone else feeling anxious?…No? Nobody else feels like he could just freaking crawl out of his skin?…

Whatever you do, don’t call Dr. Phil, SmithEmma.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Cats 'n' Racks, Nightmares

Built-In Dream Catcher

Prongs — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:14:53 +0000

Go ahead, dreams, do your best; because these wiry contraptions are built to snag the scariest of nightmares – ones that include furballs and Hoover vacuum’s power nozzle.

Honk-shu, Peter G.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens, Nightmares

Creepy Lumbird was Always Lurking Around

Prongs — Sat, 22 May 2010 06:24:49 +0000

“Hi, Peter. What’s happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.”

Honestly terrifying, Kelly W.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Birds, Nightmares

My, what an adorable — YEEEAAUUGH!!

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Wed, 19 May 2010 23:32:55 +0000

Two new red-ruffed lemurs were born at Busch Gardens Tampa Bay last month, and that can only mean one thing: It’s time to play everybody’s favorite party game, “Guess When The Photo Session Went Horribly Wrong.”

Via KiksMedia.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Nightmares, Primates